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Likewise, i used to play GW1 with headphones on way back in the day. But my pc is in a room that other people use so unless everyone wants to hear the sound effects of punching a 3 story tall monster in the toes to kill it, I'll be appreciating the music via Spotify or in the background of GW2 lore videos.

I feel like the only person who plays this game who regonises almost 0 of the music cause I only ever play with a video in the background or in a voice call because multitasking go brrr ect.

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The commander had a whole story update about getting over emotional trauma and kow it's just a thing random tentacles get to do?

Utter power creep.

things i was not expecting to see .05 seconds after walking into a new zone

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Adding this to the wiki as fact now.

The Seven Deadly sins in our world are pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth. The Seven Deadly sins in Tyria, as we can assume from the Kryptis, are despair, envy, gluttony, malice, rage, regret, and spite.

So, in Tyria, youre allowed to be prideful, lazy, and horny but you cant be a bitch about it.

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Retire champion.

Time to start a new account.

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guild wars is an insane setting because it's a normal fantasy world but also the closest elf analogue that exists is humanity. what people would at first glance assume to be ""elves"" are actually just vaguely humanoid plant monsters made to serve an unbelievably ancient god-dragon that's also a living jungle and also all of the plant people are at maximum 25 years old because their entire species are basically collectively babies in terms of how long they've existed in-universe. also the orcs are giant cat people. the gnomes are rats. the dwarves are normal but also they're steadily going extinct and also all living rock people now. nobody even knows what a horse is

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These are some of my favourite jokes in the game. A joke that only the context of the game can tell.

There's a bunch of NOCs you can't fight that have similar jokes in their description text.

not the best quality for a Merchant Assistant to have................but perhaps not the worst, either. much to think about.

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this is a good use of my bank space I'm sure of it...

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They're 2nd cousins, I think...

Mordremoth ate Eparch's brother and used that as part of the template for the Pale Tree and the Sylvari and their Dream powers.

So gotta be something like cousins or second cousins, Peitha and the Pale Tree should technically be in the same "generation" as one another being decendants of Eparch's generation.

I've seen a better family tree than this one from the wiki that shows how far apart Peitha and the Pale Tree are (or how far Peitha and Sylvari Commander are) related.

I think they should hang out

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Also even funnier if you're a Sylvari. "Like buddy, I'm 11 years old, this sounds like you're projecting."

"a champion past their prime" all the digs at the commander are so funny especially if your commander is like. Not fucking old at all? like my commander is younger than braham. like literally 27 bitch hasnt even gotten to their prime what do u meaaaan. especially when half the people ur next to are like 1000 years old

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When Guild Wars 2 first came out i made such little progress in the story because i would spend hours in the tutorial maps looking at the Asura animations on my terrible PowerPoint presentation of a laptop.

Fuck it. I don't care if anyone else said this. I love how asura bounce when they jump or when they stop running.

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Yeah... I like these "fashion" emotes too...

also on youtube

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👁👅👁

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I'm a professional guide maker, we can cover one another's weaknesses.

Also, we can use OCR software to turn screenshots into plain text, just need to .ake sure we're keeping notes on where we find each book (probably just with even more screenshots at first (all pages of book/note followed by full zoom map screen and a second mid zoom map screen).

Not sure what would be other good tags to add to the data, but we don't need to make a perfect process from the jump.

I think the GW2 wiki is wonderful and has a lot of good shit but i'm discovering every day you're completely fucked if you want to check on a lore book.

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I think the GW2 wiki is wonderful and has a lot of good shit but i'm discovering every day you're completely fucked if you want to check on a lore book.

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I think the GW2 wiki is wonderful and has a lot of good shit but i'm discovering every day you're completely fucked if you want to check on a lore book.

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We can make our own library, with tags and context and guides for how to find.

If we show the demand, they can do a more complete job of making this easier to find.

I think the GW2 wiki is wonderful and has a lot of good shit but i'm discovering every day you're completely fucked if you want to check on a lore book.