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😏😎 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 😳😬 I JUST RIPPED ASS 💨🤯 MY FARTS SMELL AWESOME. 🌬⚘️🪻 CAUSE WE FUCKIN RULE ‼️💯 AND WE KICK ASS. 🤜💥 MY NAMES BARRY SYX 6️⃣😎 AND IM FROM THE BARRY BATTALION. 🫡🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️ ALRIGHT? ⁉️✅️ ONLY THING THAT COULD TAKE US OUT? 🔫😱💀😭 WAS A TRIP 🚀TO THE ZOO. 🐅🐆🦬🦍😔 BEFORE THAT 📆🕰 WE FUCKING KICKED ASS 🦶💥 AND GUESS WHAT? 🤔⁉️ WE DIDN'T TAKE NAMES 📝 BECAUSE WE DIDNT ASK EM. ❌️🗣 HAVE YOU GOT ANY CONTRACTS 📝💼 ON THE EXPENSIVE 🤑💲💸💰SIDE? WE'RE HAPPY 😁😎 TO TAKE EM OFF YOUR HANDS 🤝

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EVERY OC LIST GOT THA:

-constantly anxious who is 5 seconds away from a panic attack at all times -obsessed with blood -weird lesbian -5 seconds away from beating the shit out of everyone -the mascot -the one who's actually drawn/written about 99% of the time

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kicking my legs and giggling at the sleepover. can my OC who I've never drawn or talked about play with your OC who you've never drawn or talked about

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guy whose eyes are welling up with tears: a station built just for playing. i think id like that. id like that very much

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every character playlist has the

-song where the lyrics are disturbingly on the nose

-song that doesnt suit the character but you havent taken it out cuz its a banger

-bad song that stays because it suits the character so good

-last five songs that may or may not stay depending on whether or not they pass the test of sitting in the list for a week

-oleander by mother mother

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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

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Shorts count as trousers. Leggings also count if you want them to.

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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

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this is the most annoying phenomenon in the world bar none

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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”

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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

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Wait, you’re saying I can have one of these?

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they're roommates

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epic fanart for my friends epic fantrolls