nigel-banyai

[nigel-banyai]

Dm me for roleplay and we can discuss !

[nigel-banyai]

what colour of Victoria's secret bling thong do u wear

@beast-of-bucharest send the ask there this account is on archive also what LMFAO

Crying

[nigel-banyai]

Is let you salt me up and then cook me

Ew are you .....

go back to the hole you crawled from

[nigel-banyai]

Dann someone salty

Ew are you .....

go back to the hole you crawled from

[nigel-banyai]

Do you want me to do all that you mentioned, I think I would be a shit father, but I can kill someone for you~ come on pretty boy don't be like this, we can both have Hannibal.

Hello husband

Did I murder people for you? Cover your ass and let you flee to Florence, Italy? Forgave you for offing my daughter? Chased after you because I wanted to be with you? Broke you out of jail after 3 years of a miserable marriage that wasn't with you? Fight a dragon to death and fall off a cliff with you? Saw my vows to you? No? Yeah nice try bud. You're not my Husband.

[nigel-banyai]

I’ve decided to move accounts, for now at least, this one has became too much for the moment and it’s hard trimming posts, I’m still new to tumblr and trying to figure everything out, but I also don’t want the account to be cluttered with really long posts and threads… and scroll forever on it ….

I am moving to @beast-of-bucharest for the time being, you’re free to continue your randomness over there, send asks etc, nothing is changing aside from a new format

I’ve updated my introduction as well, I removed people and added some I meant to earlier,

I hold nothing against anyone, in fact I’ve only removed some since I didn’t know if they would still like to be listed ? Ee SO if you would !! Like to be listed again let me know !!

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A male wife? I don't know @yourtastefulcannibal what is a male wife

hi duncan will you be my malewife? :3

Nigel, what is a malewife.

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I’m just saying…I mean am I wrong though?

Partially, I’m not a slut for anyone unless they’re European, tall, refined.

[nigel-banyai]

I like to walk in puddles with only socks on and then run around and feel the wetness squelch between my toes

I shower partially naked

How naked are you?

[nigel-banyai]

Yk you are quite the slut for Hannibal

How would you know?

[nigel-banyai]

Nothing but socks on for me, how I shower.!

I shower partially naked

How naked are you?

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"Nigel.... Sel sent me a picture of a fucking bear and I don't know how to tell him we can't adopt that-"

Damn, unfortunate, I 100% did not know of this beforehand! Anywho, I'm in Columbia, Maryland. I can't do much to help you, why can't you keep it? It's cute and behaves

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i really want to poke this spider i found in will’s backyard, but arachnophobia.. but i’m curious, but eugh no thanks dont like it at all

Yellow garden spider, I don't know much about them, except that they're not poisonous, but I would assume their bite would hurt, poke at it with a stick if you'd like. They eat anything that flies so it could be good to keep around, long as they don't build webs where you walk, hate to run into that thing.

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I know, these dogs are my favorite, I want one so bad. you should look at bloodhounds if you think these guys have big ears

https://youtube.com/shorts/NmpuxfQsQIs?si=eDbxDSx78xx3oR9o

saw this and thought you’d like it.

[i hope it links]

(it works) HA!!! That dog fucking fell in, I would of too, that looks like land, poor guy, but man was that funny.

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do you think will will like the new dog i found

he’s a bit big. but he’s cute

For sure, record his reaction and send it to me, I'm not too far from Virginia actually, so that would be a fucking laugh.

[nigel-banyai]

Thank

I SOdoNT feel good man I have a miragine

Take some ibuprofen, drink some water, and take a nap.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/NmpuxfQsQIs?si=eDbxDSx78xx3oR9o

saw this and thought you’d like it.

[i hope it links]

(it works) HA!!! That dog fucking fell in, I would of too, that looks like land, poor guy, but man was that funny.