I did it. I made my grandpa proud.
Stardew valley is a cozy and relaxing game they said, it's a cute farming game they said.
It's a lie. If you are not in bed before 2 am you will black out. You have 2 damn years to finish the community center, reach level 120 in the mines and get the skull key, donate 60 items to the museum, befriend half of the town, become level 10 on every skill, upgrade your house and get married cause your dead grandpas soul cames back on the first day of the 3rd year and rates your farm. If you fail he will HAUNT you.
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Stardew valley is a cozy and relaxing game they said, it's a cute farming game they said.
It's a lie. If you are not in bed before 2 am you will black out. You have 2 damn years to finish the community center, reach level 120 in the mines and get the skull key, donate 60 items to the museum, befriend half of the town, become level 10 on every skill, upgrade your house and get married cause your dead grandpas soul cames back on the first day of the 3rd year and rates your farm. If you fail he will HAUNT you.
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We really thought that we would get another wholesome season didn't we?
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The ending of Good Omens season 2 hurt more than getting hit on my left eye the night before. Wtf Mr. Gaiman.
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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits
Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
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Random Guy: Are you a top or a bottom?
Corinthian: I am a problem.
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