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I have two crab apple trees and they're good tart. Use them and a sweeter apple together in a recipe for some serious depth.

If Silver is going to try all apple variants he’s going to be in for a nasty surprise when he gets to a little apple called the crab apple. They are native to certain areas of Alberta and for about 2 months are decent, but get them before that or after it and they are veeeeeeery tart.

It’s ok he’s tanky and has no food standards lol

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Meanwhile all the good boys without masters are in a well-maintained park in Hell, but it's doggy heaven. Because it's squirrel hell.

tom lehrer up in that great big park in the sky, poisoning pigeons for all eternity. peace out king ✌️

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My problem is that even though my shampoo is dandruff shampoo, I still get dandruff.

And while I'm taking antihistamines, I've still had so much drainage that I have to cough up phlegm a few times a day.

All I know for sure is that if I didn't use these products, it would be

So much worse.

I think I'll keep using them.

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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HOW MUCH LONGER NOW…?

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THE THREE HEROES APPEAR AT WORLD’S EDGE

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HAPPY DADOW DAY!

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Please. please. please. Pretty good so far.

what if you do a poll thats like you have 4 options: 10%, 20%, 30%, and 40%, and ypu gotta have eaxh option like be that percent yk??? like 10% of people voted 10%, 20% of people voted 20%, ect.

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Auspicious! But I'm waiting upon 52525 in particular.

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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Are shiny baby dragons considered valuable?...probably not. Are their scales?...wouldn't bet against that!

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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@vocabulary-altering-posts

“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

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ƎNA as a villager ❤️

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Peacock? Phoenix?

Fairytale

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I stuck too close to the main quest...

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

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Olivia and Oliver! Left by me, middle by @MisterDuwang (not tumbling rn), right by TawCo (who doesn't seem to be on the nets I can find). She's mute, he likes the quiet, they love each other and don't repeat her gesture there.

Which of your OCs knows how to sign? Show us!

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Thank you immensely.

Yours was the version that felt accurate. There's another voiced version, but it also reads the narration, like a book. There's a benefit there, and there's always positive or negative differences to one interpretation, but this one...this one is just right.

The Riddler hijacks the local TV airwaves and appears onscreen holding a comically long roll of paper. After dramatically clearing his throat, he proceeds to read from it.

“The following is a list of people who can suck it. Number One: The Joker. I don’t think I need to explain that one. Number Two: Cluemaster. Fuck you, you stole my bit, and I will be like a plague unto your house. Number Three: King Tut. You also stole my bit, but did it while killing people and got me arrested for murder. Also, I’m, like, 93% sure you’re a white guy and your costume is racist.

“Number Four: The Scarecrow. I know you ate my leftover Chinese, Jon, even though I wrote my name on it. I was saving that for lunch. I had to eat a goddamn peanut butter and jelly sandwich like a five-year-old. It was all you had in the hideout. For fuck’s sake, go shopping, not all of us can live like a bridge troll.

“Number Five: The Penguin. You- No, no, wait, wait… That one should be crossed out. He replaced that and apologized. Never mind, Oswald, you’re fine. Drinks at 7:00 tomorrow, right?

“Anyway, where was…? Ah, yes. Number Six: The Mad Hatter. You carded me and left me like that for six hours because I, and I quote, ‘would not stop talking about Mythbusters.’ Well, excuse me for trying to make intellectually stimulating conversation on a level you could understand. I suppose every time you prattle on about mome raths and borogoves it’s goddamn Shakespeare? Well… Well, it’s Carroll, but… Oh, you know what I mean!

“Number Seven: Catwoman. You left me hanging by one hand from a ledge five stories up and holding a twenty-pound bag of jewels and very pointy  objets d'art while you ‘distracted’ the Dark Knight. I know you were making out with him, Selina. You were gone for fifteen minutes. My shoulder almost dislocated. Very unprofessional.

“Number Eight: Kite Man.”

Here the Riddler pauses, lifting his narrowed gaze to glare at the camera, voice dropping to an ominous tone.

“You know what you did…”

His demeanor shifts quickly, and he’s back to reading from his list almost cheerfully.

“Number Nine! Th-”

He’s interrupted by a crashing noise in the background and looks over his shoulder just an instant before a deep voice angrily growls, “Riddler!”

“Oh, for the love of-” He turns to glare at the camera, speaking quickly. “Number Nine: Batman! Interrupting me while I’m on television making very important- Hm-mmph!”

He’s reduced to muffled curses as a black gloved hand covers his mouth and pulls him out of frame. The camera tilts, a cracking noise is heard, and the broadcast turns to static.