nightkit92
nightkit92
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nightkit92 · 17 hours ago
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So im gonna prove to you the toons are overreacting and show you how to K.O every twisted (mostly)
Take no offense. If you take offense i will assume you are a twisted on some alt account. Its ok ill make it funny we all win
1 : Folded like a lawn chair
And so it begins
This is just the category for all the easy wins.
One word
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thumb tack.
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Look at him. Get thumb tacked.
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One rock to the perishable delicate china glass ass face and its over All it takes for these guys is a pin a rock and one good throwing arm Nuff said.
2 : May throw hands
Ok so. Maybe. But still its going down
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could feather dust you with malicious intent???? Idk just punt her like a football i think ur good
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Big old ichor claw maybe. But hes still a baked good. All it takes is one glass of warm milk and hes changing states of matter
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Lure her to the nearest unsuspecting birthday party and watch it go down ultrakill style
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They look rabid. But aint no goofy ass smile gonna save them from a baseball bat to the already goopy brain. Make them taste sound. Hear colour.
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Have you ever seen a crocodile be subdued. Like you sit on it and tape its mouth shut
That is the strategy.
Its absolutely a 2v0 have you ever seen someone with this form win a fight
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3: Oh ...got a lil kick to it
Now this. Maybe. You will have to lock in probably.
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Now this may be controversial. But Listen. This guy punches holes through walls and tries killing looey every weekend for no reason. Now imagine hes got a gallon of ichor up his ass. There will be signs of struggle. Resistance even. But like. Bite him i guess. Hes still just a shrimp.
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I mean ur opponent can fly. Thats definitely an inconvenience. But last i checked. Bug spray.
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See hes got four arms. You'd think oh no four arms. True. Four arms is tuff.
But hes got ONE eye. You know how fucked that hand eye coordinations gotta be? Straight for the face show no mercy
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Claws. Fangs. Conviniently sharpened face fluff. Bros got it all. But alas. He one of the good ones.
Let em wind up for that hug. Let em think hes winning. Let the enemy think its all hugs and sunshine. Then go batshit crazy probably. Strat.
4: We die like real men
Maybe if you were loaded. Strapped. Maybe. But its over
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Have you ever tried fighting a boulder. A whole boulder.
Now imagine it became sentient with claws and fangs and started barking towards you at 230 ms–¹
You stand tall and take it like a champ.
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Literally a dinosaur
Humble yourself
We are not winning against a dinosaur
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At first i was like maybe we can win. Hes slow as hell. But the ichor tendrils did it for me
Try fighting slenderman mid kettle scream while hes raising his splatoon squid army from the ground you stand on
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You can maybe show up with leaf trimmers. Pray to the pollen gods. Maybe he'll make it quick snd painless if you tell a joke. Will depend on the punchline
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Why Fazbear entertainment do that to SOTM moon
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thought this comic was very sally-coded
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Just a quick doodle I ended up coloring, nothing special
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nightkit92 · 17 hours ago
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Howdy pillar commercial!📺🐛💖⭐
Even I'm not very active here
But I would like to share this from my Instagram account .
I love Howdy he is one of my favorite characters 💖⭐.
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Based on one of @mayo-wap latest works!
So I HC that Sally glows in the dark, and accidentally wakes everyone up during sleepovers - I think it'd be pretty funny!
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singing lessons
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a lovely creecher
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