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Seablings

Jimmy: *Screams* Lizzie: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Gem: Should we do something?! Scott, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Lizzie: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Scott: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Lizzie: I’m leaving you, and I'M TAKING JIMMY WITH ME Gem, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Jimmy: Lizzie, I'm sad. Lizzie: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Gem: Scott, I'm sad. Scott, nodding: mood.

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Jimmy: Lizzie isn’t answering their phone Gem: I’ll call Jimmy: Scott and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Lizzie: Hello?

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Lizzie, about Gem: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jimmy: Are we stealing them? Scott: New or used? Lizzie: Wonderful responses, both of you

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Jimmy: I think we're missing something. Lizzie: Teamwork? Gem: Cohesion? Scott: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Jimmy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Scott: I wake up at 4:30 AM Jimmy: Jimmy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Scott, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today. Jimmy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Jimmy: How did none of you hear what I just said? Lizzie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Gem: I got distracted about halfway through. Scott: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Sausage: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Jimmy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Sausage: Sausage: fsh

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Poor Scott

Jimmy: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Jimmy and Lizzie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Gem: Our turn, Scott! One, two, three- vanilla! Scott, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Jimmy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Scott's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Gem: Jimmy!

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Lizzie: *Gently taps table* Jimmy: *Taps back* Scott: What are they doing? Gem: Morse code. Lizzie: *Aggressively taps table* Jimmy: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Gem: Why are your tongues purple? Jimmy: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Scott: I had a red one. Gem: oh Gem: Gem: OH Lizzie: Lizzie: You drank each other's slushies?

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Shelby : If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Katherine: Yes.

Shelby : I love you.

Katherine: It back.

*Later*

False: Why is Shelby crying face-down on the floor?

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These were always Jimmy's favorite moments. A moment where he can just take a break from the world and just listen to Scott’s words as he tries to sleep. Scott always made sure to give each background character a funny voice because no matter how many times he would do it, it would always manage to make Jimmy laugh. But this time would be different, this time he wouldn’t laugh, he was going to fake sleep. Because what always happens is he falls asleep and just wakes up in their shared bed. “But Sir, I thought the mission was still going?” Scott says in a funny voice and Jimmy doesn’t laugh, he doesn’t even smile.  “Aw, I was getting to the good part,” Scott says in a bit of a whispered laugh. Scott closes the book and puts it o the table beside the couch. Scott then picks up Jimmy and blows out the candle that was helping him read. “You always fall asleep right before the good bits, it’s like you do it to torture me, love,” Scott says as he walks through the castle they share. It was quiet, unlike the daytime when maids, butlers, and other workers were rushing around while trying to do their job. Jimmy never really liked the quiet, but as long as he had Scott, it was ok. He would be ok. After that thought rested in his head he quickly fell asleep in Scott's arms. He was safe, It was fine. And it always will be.

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Jimmy, struggling to keep upright in their 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Scott, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

(PS: I want fanart of this so bad lol)