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a comic about friends

in preschool someone read us the story of the red oni and the blue oni and it still gets to me a little

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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

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If they didn’t want me to want to fuck William Afton they should not have cast Mathew lillard

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I have yet to see the fnaf film but I feel like saying the animatronics acting like kids is silly or unscary or whatever is kind of missing the point.

the main horror of fnaf is not really the jump scares but the fact that these killer animatronics are actually murdered kids.

it makes sense for them to act like children because they are children. they’re not the real monsters of the story, afton is.

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Yeah the fnaf movie was pretty good, the Matpat x Springtrap mpreg scene was a little weird but other than that it was a solid movie

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this mf is NOT purple

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everyone taping pictures of markiplier to posters or railings or their glasses and things for the fnaf movie is so beautiful to me. we all collectively decided if he wasn’t in it, we had to MAKE him in it. we missed him so much and decided we couldn’t go a whole fnaf movie without him

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best part of the FNAF movie was that Josh Hutcherson was having the WORST time of his life. dude was stressed out the entire runtime. the only reason why he got the security job was because his job counselor just so happened to be the guy who murdered his little brother. Vanessa kept lore-dumping to him but he wasn't getting it because he was running on like 2 hours of sleep. his b-plot was his aunt trying to ruin his life. ghost children tried to murder him multiple times. he almost touched a springlock suit. the climax was him getting beat up by a guy in a fursuit. Golden Freddy manifested in his house. it was awesome 10/10.

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some glamour shots of my new best friend ever

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cecil when hes informed smoking will ruin his radio career

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LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

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I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

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卓越したボディコントロール　Σ(ﾟДﾟ) ｽｯｹﾞ! Body control of a horse archer

（ Reddit:r/Damnthatsinteresting u/rgatoNacho ）

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what it's like being on tumblr and having no mutuals

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Because there is a post about my husband going around again I would like to remind you all that there is a difference between “weaponized incompetence” and “rocks for brains disease”

For example:

“I know you are tired from work and from caring for the baby but I don’t know how to make dinner you are so much better at it I’ll just mess it up” - weaponized incompetence

“I know you are tired from work and from caring for the baby so I have made tortellini and vodka sauce and I thought we should have some protein so I make chicken nuggets and just put them in the pasta pot and also made broccoli and added that and I know there is only 2 and a half of us but I have accidentally made enough food for the entire neighborhood and I am sorry.” - rocks for brains disease

please take a guess which one my husband does in a regular basis