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[meowzfordayz]

welcome home

Agatsuma Zenitsu x Reader

Word Count: ~500

CW: mild sexual content

MILESTONE 41.0

One could argue that life as a demon slayer leaves little room for romantics, and you would certainly agree with such an argument. While being on the move is difficult, that isn’t the ultimate reason for you to swear off love. You could see yourself coming home to a loved one between missions. You could see yourself returning with trinkets and oddities from your travels, perhaps a bit (a lot) more beat up than when you’d left, but still home. The smell of their clothes, their cooking, their relief seeping into your arms as you embrace. The feeling of your own bed, your own companion, your own gentleness to combat the darkness piercing through the cracks. The realization that there aren’t any cracks, because you’re home. Sheltered by walls, not leaves and branches. Held by a living, breathing being, not taunted by a sick, empty shell. Safe. Adored. No, the thought of having someone to call home isn’t the ultimate reason for you to swear off love — constant (high) potential for death is the culprit. Which, understandably so. Right?

Zenitsu disagrees.

“If I’m going to die, then I might as well die knowing I’m in love!”

His sentiment is sweet, but you roll your eyes nonetheless.

“And what about the person who loves you?”

He frowns, a small sigh slipping past his lips.

“They better not fall in love with anyone else!”

You elbow his arm, ignoring his indignant yelp as you retort, “That’s pretty selfish of you.”

“I’m not gonna die,” he huffs, “Not if I have someone to survive for.”

Your heart twinges, his grip tightening on the hem of his haori.

“Well,” you murmur, “Do you? Have someone to survive for?”

He stops midstep, the air shimmering with a tender heaviness as he turns to face you. You’re scared to meet his gaze, though you can definitely taste it. The intensity. The wanting. The respect. His fear.

“Zenitsu.”

It doesn’t matter how quietly you say his name. He’ll always hear you.

“I don’t think this is a great idea,” you whisper.

A careful finger touches your chin, golden eyes greeting you with an aching request. A pleading determination. You almost smile.

Truthfully, he thinks it’s a terrible idea. An idea with one of two outcomes. The first, practically fantasy. He knows this. You know this. But for you? He is willing to dream. Desperate to survive. And the second? Practically inevitable. A precipice you rarely glance over, because you don’t have to — its presence lingers. Greedy and finite. As hard as it stares you in the eyes, you try even harder to look away.

“May I?”

You don’t remember nodding, but you remember what follows. You remember the push of his tongue and the racing of your chest. The sensation of being kissed, of being chosen. I thought I’d forsaken these experiences. Thought you’d sacrificed being known. Being seen. Being loved. All to cleanse the world of a violent stain, at the flimsy cost of your existence. And yet, here you are. Admittedly, you’re both new to this. A startling amount of teeth, saliva, and panic. Sure, lips are soft — a hungry mouth is not. But when you pull back slightly, finally smiling, you swear you hear him say Welcome home.

[meowzfordayz]

mutual aid or something!

hey guys, i'm zin (they/he) and i've been trying to move out of my 'rents home and up north to get outta my red southern state. i feel unsafe here as a queer poc, and incredibly unhappy with no support and without the feeling of safety to pursue my transition.

as it's my first time leaving home and as i'm disabled with little funds or work experience, it's been a scramble to get up enough money. i've done my best, but i know i'll still be short so i'm asking very bashfully if anyone can spare some money to help me achieve a better quality of life.

any little bit helps, my savings are abysmal. if you want to know more about me, feel free to reach out. i also have ve*nmo and p*aypal which i'll share if you reach out to me.

thanks for any help you can offer, and if not, please share this around

my move date is august 16th 2025 and i know my last few paychecks won't get me where i need to be!

c*shapp - $aspringrevival (Zin A) p*ypal and ve*mo available if you DM me!

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Hey ✨ could you do how the hashiras would react if y/n squirted in on there face

Yeah I’m crazy why did I think of this 😀🥲

ALL the hashiras I mean. If ok can you also add Yoriichi ?

Thank you for your time 🥲✨

Hii !! Somehow, I took LESS than a yr (barely) to write your prompt. 😆🥳 Idk if you're still around 😅, but if you are, then I hope you enjoy when you squirt on their face. 😉 Disclaimer that I did omit Muichiro and Yoriichi, but I had fun writing it nonetheless, so ty for thinking of me for this thirst. 😏

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Ooh ty for the invite @vampcubus !! 🤗 I’ll bring homemade sushi and fancy cheeses. 😋

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i’ll start

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when you squirt on their face

Author’s Note: these aren’t necessarily ~realistic, but they sure are spicy. 🥵 My faves (character-wise) may or may not be obvi — you’ll have to excuse my biases. 😆 As w/ all headcanons, these are simply my opinions in this exact moment of writing, and are subject to change depending on the context/my mood! 😉

when you squirt on their face

Hashira x Reader, Muichiro x Reader

Word Count: ~1,300

CW: 18+NSFW, anal, cream!pie, explicit language, Fem!Reader, fivesome, oral, overstimulation, pegging, size difference, squirting, strap-on

Thirst Fulfilled: Hey ✨ could you do how the hashiras would react if y/n squirted in on there face. Yeah I’m crazy why did I think of this 😀🥲. ALL the hashiras I mean. If ok can you also add Yoriichi ? Thank you for your time 🥲✨

~faqs~

Kinda confused at first 😅

Like, Did she just pee on me? Hot

And then Gyomei realizes your thighs are quivering

And also that he can’t breathe very well

Bc you’re cumming, full weight on his face

He’s no longer confused

“That was amazing.” <— he hopes he sounds super sexy 😏

“Pha wa amahmm.” <— what he actually sounds like 🤭

Prepared to be flipped onto your back as soon as you stop shaking

He’s leaking precum at this point, and wants to make sure every drop makes it into your pussy

Almost forgets that he really shouldn’t rush things, bc 9” is not trivial 😶

Until you whimper and he promptly remembers that he always leaves your poor pussy sore and gaping

Thankfully, he has just enough self control to slow down and ease the tip in…

Before giving up and resorting to shallow, needy thrusts, bc fucking hell he needs to be balls deep in you now

If you squirt on Obanai’s face, then prepare to give the man a few mins to process

To clarify: he’s in awe

You can try and offer him a washcloth to wipe himself off, and he’ll simply blank stare you 😳

“Obanai?”

Fuck, her voice sounds so HOT

You shouldn’t have said his name like that 🤪

Bc now he’s grabbing you and plopping you squarely onto his face again

Best believe you’re gonna squirt a 2nd time, maybe even a 3rd

He especially loves when your clit starts to swell

Too sensitive? Too bad! 🤗

You wouldn’t want your man to be dehydrated, riiight?

Besides, he’s strong enough to handle any amount of your squirming 😌

Absolutely DELIGHTED 😍

Also totally wants to swap spots to see if she can do it too

And who wouldn’t want Mitsuri’s thighs wrapped tightly around their head? 🤤

Yeah, Ik, sign me up 😮‍💨

“Wanna taste?”

And like, are you gonna say no? 🤨 When she’s licking you off of her lips?? 😘 And giggling??? 🥹 And also blinking profusely bc it did get quite messy???? 😆

Every day is the best day when you’ve got Mitsuri’s tongue pressing against the roof of your mouth, tickling your teeth, strings of saliva connecting you together, her tits rubbing wet and erotic against your own

She’s a bit of a sloppy kisser

Fucking HOT 🥵

Listen, she’s into it

11/10 would recommend

Except not really, bc why would she recommend you to anyone else? 🤨 You’re taken! 😤 (by her, duh 🙄)

But she also needs to wash her face asap

It’s hot until it’s kinda not 🥴

She’ll absolutely run it back tho once she’s washed her face 😉

At some point her jaw gets tired, but she’s happy to just keep her mouth open and let you grind on her tongue for as long as you can handle it

Ofc, you do your best to return the pleasure, leaning backward to stick your hand between her thighs

“Fuck, babe you’re so wet.”

She moans into your clit as your finger slips easily into her pussy

Talk about dripping — talk about delicious! 🤤

Immediate imagery of you squirting like a squeeze bottle and Kyojuro trying his best to swallow everything comes to mind

Hibachi; iykyk

But that requires a lil too much suspension of disbelief 😂

That being said, he goes a tad feral when you squirt on him 😮‍💨

Will rub his face between your tits, down your stomach, and your thighs to make sure you get all messy too

You’re in for a lonnng night of Kyojuro making you cum over and over, bc fuck it he needs to feel you squirt on him again

He’ll sit you on his face and not let you off until you’ve cum, he’ll fingerfuck you until you’re begging him to slow down, he’ll thrust his cock in as deeply as it goes and press his palm against your lower belly until you’re wailing

Anything to hear you say, “I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum, FUUUCK.”

Anything to feel you spasm and shake as you spray his abdomen with your release 🥵

Can’t stop laughing the first time you squirt on him 🥴

It’s like, you’re so fucking incredible and sexy and beautiful, but also WTF just happened?! 🤯

“Did you know you could do that?” 😳 <— he’s flabberghasted

“I meeean, I knew it was a possibility?” 😅 <— you’ve read the Cosmopolitan articles

“Do you think you can do it again?” 😏 <— he’s hopeful

“Do you think you can do it again?” 😏😏 <— nothing like challenging a man with the utmost sheer willpower

And by utmost sheer willpower, I’m talking changing the sheets twice in one night, bc Sanemi can’t seem to stop fucking you

Oh you just came?

Well, you didn’t squirt that time, so time to try again! 😌

Oh you just squirted?

See, he knew you could do it! But consistency is key, so time to go again! 😃

Oh your pussy is sore?

He’s heard anal orgasms are more intense anyway 😵‍💫

Oh you don’t think he can fit in your ass?

Don’t worry, stretching is good for you! 😮‍💨

What in the Water Breathing?????

“Are you okay?”

I mean, Giyuu thinks you look fine (he thinks you look fucking incredible), but you’ve also never done that before

He’s a little concerned 😕

And very turned on

“Love?”

He’s a little more concerned now — you’re just panting and not answering him 😅

“That felt, AMAZING,” you finally manage to gasp 😍

“So we can continue?”

“Yes Giyuu,” you’re teasing him now, “You can put your cock in my pussy.”

He might be blushing, but there’s nothing shy about the rough growl in his throat as he lifts you by your hips and moves you from his head to his waist

“Are you gonna be good for me?” he murmurs, the tip of his cock rubbing wet and swollen between your folds 

“The best,” you drawl, bending forward to swipe your tongue along his dripping cheek, “I just squirted for you, didn’t I?”

“You really are the best,” he mutters, groaning lowly

And then he’s reaching a hand down to guide himself into your pussy, ignoring your breathless Fuck Giyuu, fuck, you’re so fucking big! as he shoves his way in

Sooooo things are either suuuper wet in the Uzui household, orrr you’re suuuper screwed

Bc either multiple of you are squirting, or you’re the only one who can, and in the case of the latter situation, best believe they’re all having their way w/ you, bc how could they not??

Tengen makes you squirt first: something about the way his cock presses thick and heavy against ~that spot builds an incredible pressure, and then suddenly you’re cumming and squirting and poor (lucky? 🤭) Makio gets drenched bc she’s been licking your clit the whole time

And then ofc Hina brings out the strap-on bc she wants you to squirt on her dick too, and Tengen has to move over to your mouth bc Hina’s in charge now! 😌

So you’re choking on Tengen’s cock with your head hanging off the edge of the bed while Hina fucks you, and Suma’s taken Makio’s place bc she really wants to taste you 🤤

Maybe Makio goes to get her strap-on too, bc it’s always fun to peg Tengen as he’s throatfucking you — you make the prettiest sounds when his balls slap your nose

And eventually you squirt again, struggling to remember which way is up and which way is down

Meanwhile Tengen’s thrusting frantically down your throat (he’s the loudest moaner in the room 😆) as Makio fucks his ass, getting closer and closer to cumming and having a srsly tough inner debate w/ himself over whether to have you swallow his cum or to add to the mess and cum on your face and tits (he’s got range 😎)

Suma makes her way to Makio so they can make out and taste you together 🥵, and Hina takes her strap-on off so she can sit on your stomach and masturbate on top of you until she cums too

—Bruh, the logistics of a fivesome are no joke 😵‍💫😂

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hashira with a bisexual partner

Author’s Note: in honor of Pride (and as your fellow bi writer). 😌🏳️‍🌈 Some of these are ✨toxic✨, but not in any serious manner — mostly just poking fun @ my own experiences w/ various bi stereotypes.

hashira with a bisexual partner

Hashira x Reader

Word Count: ~1,900

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

~faqs~

You’re a lil nervous about coming out to Gyomei, but turns out you have no reason to be

“So like, I’m not in conflict with Buddhism?” 😅

“With Buddhism?” he cracks a smile, “You’re not in conflict with anyone,” grinning now, “Unless you’d like to be in conflict with me? But I’m sure you know all I’d have to do is sit on you to win.”

“Yeah, yeah.” 😒

“Besides,” his voice softens, “If my religion disallowed me from loving somebody for something as natural as who they love in turn, then clearly, I’ve simply misinterpreted its teachings.”

“And you think that’s obvious?”

“Certainly.”

“So you don’t mind?”

Gyomei shakes his head, “I would mind if you were attracted to another man. I would mind if you were attracted to another woman. At least, to the extent of pursuit. Selfishly, I want you to notice only me.”

Your ears warm at his serious tone, palms pressing gently against his chest as you watch his expression, his own hands reaching up to cover yours

“Then I guess you have nothing to mind, Himejima Gyomei, because I want only to notice you. Pursuing you is more than enough for me. It’s perfect.”

It’s a little overwhelming for Obanai, ngl

Like, should he feel even more insecure bc there’s competition from all sides?

Or is that immature and the fact that you’re attracted to men and women kind of a null point bc you’re in love w/ HIM?

“There’s no competition Obanai, I choose you.” 🥰 <— you, trying to reassure him

“Actually, there’s DOUBLE the competition.” 😐 <— he may deadpan this, but he’s twitching internally

He tries to keep his fear under wraps, bc he does trust you, and he knows that who you’re attracted to doesn’t actually affect your ability to be an honest, committed partner

But sooometimes he goes just a tad off the walls 🙃

It’s hard to keep tabs on your new social media followers when he needs to keep tabs on EVERYONE 🫨

Harmless flirting and compliments? Not a thing when you’re attracted to EVERYONE 🫩

Gaydar? His is broken. EVERYONE wants you. Duh. 😮‍💨

“Obanai, just because I could be attracted to a man or a woman doesn’t mean I am. Or are you attracted to every woman you see?”

He balks, “Absolutely NOT,” head spinning, “There’s only YOU.”

“Okaaay,” you raise an eyebrow, gently kissing his cheek, “So you understand how I feel about you? About us?”

*sigh* “Yeah.”

He does understand

And he’s also definitely going to check out those 2 new accounts that just followed you 🫣

She’s always a lil anxious you’ll leave her for a man

Not a woman, bc, well, why the hell would you leave Mitsuri for a woman? 🤨

But a man?

Also, why the hell would you leave Mitsuri for a man? Why the hell would you leave Mitsuri??? <— but she doesn’t see it that way 😕

She knows her anxiety is unfounded

You call her every pet name under the sun ☀️, happily sit through every meal while she takes 3x longer to eat everything 😋, wash and braid her hair at least once a week 🍡, and tell her her boobs look fantastic w/o her needing to prompt you 😉

You’re so head over heels for her that even she can tell it’s more than ~just friends (you’re also literally dating her, but whatever 😆)

But anxiety isn’t known for being reasonable, realistic, or logical

“Do you ever-“

“-wish I was dating the male version of you?” you gently interrupt

Mitsuri nods. You frown.

“There’s no other or better version of you. I’m in love with you. You’re it.”

“You mean that?” 🥺

“Absolutely.” 🥰

… you’ll prob have the same convo in a week or so, but that’s okay 😅

She tends to forget that you’re bi 😆

After all, it’s not necessarily something that comes up day-to-day

And then you’ll start telling her about how your coworker randomly hit on you and now it’s gonna be super awkward and Should I report them to HR?

And she’s like ????? but that coworker is- 💡💡💡 Ooh right, my partner is bi!

“Did you decline?”

“Of course!”

“Well, if they were reasonable about your rejection, then I’d let it slide… but if they continue to harass you? You should absolutely report them to HR.”

“And to me.” 😒😤 <— only a slightly protective (threatening) afterthought

Similarly, you’ll invite her to Pride events and she’ll be like

“Um, sure? Sounds fun dear, whatever you want. I’ll be there.” 😌

And she means it — whatever you want 🥰

But it takes a looong moment for her to remember why exactly you’d be invited to such an event in the first place 🤪

This one doesn’t happen too often, but when you’re talking about exes

She tries her best to conceal the gears churning in her head, but it’s kinda obvi that she’s reprocessing the fact that your ex was a man and that your ex-ex was a woman 😂

“Thank you Shinobu.” <— you’re cuddling on the couch

“For what?” <— she’s playing with your hair

“For loving me.”

She pauses, lump in her throat as she murmurs, “It’s my favorite thing to do.”

You grin and squeeze her thigh, “Just so you know, you’re stuck with me now. I’ve become Shinobu-sexual.”

“Perfect.” 😏

Sooo the first time you went to Pride together, Kyojuro didn’t quite get the memo

And by that I mean his poster had your face plastered on it

“🌈PROUD OF MY PARTNER🏳️‍🌈”

The ultimate ally 😅🥹

“Um, Kyo?”

“Yes, my love?”

“… … why am I on your poster?”

“Because it is Pride! I am proud of you! You are my favorite LGBTQ+ member!”

—Tbh, I don’t think Kyojuro’s *actually* that clueless lmao, but the imagery is funny, so I’m going w/ it

—But also, literally what would you even do in this situation? How would you explain Pride to Kyojuro??

Ever so thoughtful, he at least chose a great photo of you 😌

His poster’s a hit, and you receive tons of compliments from straights, gays, and theys alike 😎

When you eventually get around to explaining Pride to him more thoroughly, he isn’t embarrassed in the slightest

“Next year I will get a t-shirt with your face on it!” 😁😁😁

Somewhat (very) overprotective, specifically bc you’re bi

Will accidentally out you, also bc you’re bi 🙃

Someone’s ~a little rude to you?

“Hey asshole, homophobia isn’t cute.” <— snarled at the waiter who was a tad condescending toward you 😅

“Just cause someone’s bi doesn’t mean they’re begging you to hit on them. Bitch.” <— deadpanned at anyone unfortunate enough to smile at you 🥴

“Yes, they’re bi. No, they don’t want to be your third. Fuck off.” <— growled at the couple that was approaching you to ask for directions 😭

He knows you can take care of yourself, but he’ll be damned if his allyship’s ever in question

It’s not 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

“Sanemi?”

“Hm?”

“Y’know, not everyone’s out to get me.” 😃

“What’s that supposed to mean?” 🤨

“Well-”

“Y’know, just cause your bi doesn’t mean everyone’s attracted to you.” 😒

WELL OKAY THEN MR. SHINAZUGAWA 😐

His eyes widen as yours narrow

“But I’m VERY attracted to you.” 😍 <— backtracking as quickly as he can

He’s turning quite red

“The MOST attracted to you.” 😍😍 <— still moving backward

You raise an eyebrow 🙄

“Whatever,” he mutters sheepishly, “I love you.”

With an amused snort, you squeeze his bicep, pressing a kiss to his cheek

“And I love you. Idiot.” 🤭

—I enjoy writing Muichiro x Reader from a highschool!au perspective, so read the following in that context 😁

Muichiro was pretty sure you had a girlfriend when he first met you, so you weren’t even on his radar 😅

Aaand then he was pretty sure you had a boyfriend when he saw you again, so you still weren’t even on his radar 😆

He finally followed your social media when he noticed all of your couple-y photos had disappeared overnight

Not that he was ever checking, bc you weren’t even ever never not once on his radar 😶

Tanjirou introduces you to him the next day

(Maybe Tanjirou was stalking Muichiro’s social media while Muichiro was stalking yours? 😂 Shipping hard from the shoreline. 😤)

Muichiro makes it very clear he hasn’t been lurking and waiting just to kiss you or whatever (bc Tanjirou makes him sound a liiittle obsessed when introducing him 💀), but also that he thinks you’re cute

You start hanging out occasionally after school, aaand you start wishing he hadn’t made it abundantly clear at the beginning that he wasn’t trying to kiss you bc now you kinda wish he was…

A few months later:

“So you’re into boys?” 👀

“Mhm.”

“And girls?” 🧐

“Yup.” 🤭 “And what are you into?”

“You.”

🫨

🫠

“Muichiro?”

“… yeah?” 😭

“I’m into you too.” 🥹

⚠️18+NSFW WARNING; not descriptive/detailed, but does involve discussions of sex⚠️

Likes to ask you ridiculous questions, in a lovingly obnoxious (and joking) manner, ofc

“So you would have sex with both genders?”

“Yeah.”

“You would have sex with someone else? Who isn’t me? While we’re in a relationship?” 🤨

BRUH. “Giyuu, that wasn’t your original question.” 😐

“So if some guy asked me out, you wouldn’t mind?” 🤔

“Giyuu, just because I’m bi doesn’t mean I want a guy asking you out! You’re in love with me! Not some guy!” 🙄

“So you would mind?”

“YES.”

“So are you two times as likely to cheat on me?” 😒

“Giyuu, literally what the fuck.” 💀

“I’ll take that as a no?” 🫡

“I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.” 😭

“Oh. Okay. Good!” 😌

”What’s it like?"

“What’s what like?”

“Having a threesome.” 😏

“JUST BECAUSE I’M BI DOESN’T MEAN I’VE HAD A THREESOME.”🫨😵‍💫🫩

“Too bad.” 😶

“WHAT.”

“Kidding, kidding. I love having sex with you.” 😍

“Mhm.”

“Only you.” 😘

“Great.”

“Unless you want more. But I’m happy as is.” 🥰

He’s kinda digging himself a hole rn, but he’s also being totally genuine (in that he only wants to have a threesome if you want to have a threesome, lmao)

Do I reeeally have to write anything? 

Bisexual

In the Uzui household

Talk about winning the lottery 😭😭😭🤤

Not to sexualize anyone, ofc 😅

My favorite meme is the one w/ Tengen pointing to Hina, Makio, and Suma being all like, “You 6 are the most important things to me.”

You love the, “So show me your partner!” question 

Bc you can literally just keep hitting the poor soul who asked you w/ photo after photo of your absolute STUNNERS of partners

“So you’re not really bi?” <— that one asshole after you show them a photo of Tengen first

“Actually, I’m pretty fucking bi.” <— and then you show The Asshole photos of Hina, Makio, and Suma 😌

Ppl are always confused when you all go out on a date together

Bc like, is it girls’ night out ft. Tengen the gay bestie?

Do you all have a thing for Tengen and he’s just playing everybody?

Or is Tengen just tagging along out of sheer hope and desperation (he was friendzoned yrs ago)?

You keep anyone who stares for too long on their toes by kissing Hina’s cheek, holding Suma’s hand, hugging Makio from behind, and sitting on Tengen’s lap 🤗

[meowzfordayz]

Are you skibidi?🤑

… Idk? 😅😂

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a week in the life

Author’s Note: didn’t write for ~1.5 months, aaand then wrote ~2.4k words in ~3.5 hrs lmao. 🥴 Tis the reality of a writer (or at least, my reality as a writer 😆). Hope you enjoy these lil preferences inspired by the days of the week! ☺️

a week in the life

Hashira x Reader, Himejima Gyomei x Reader, Tokito Muichiro x Reader

Word Count: ~2,400

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

~faqs~

Hectic Mondays that start with turning off your 6am alarm. Your 6:30am alarm. Your 7:15am alarm. Your 8am alarm. Your oh-shit-what-time-is-it-?! “alarm”. It isn’t actually an alarm — you just ran out of them, and now you’re nearly faceplanting as you rush out of bed, turning frantically toward your closet, then the bathroom, then your closet again Must! Get! Ready!

“[y/n]?”

You freeze, Mitsuri’s confused voice draping warm and sleepy over your overtired frenzy. A momentary breath of calm.

“It’s almost 9am.”

“WHAAAAAT?!”

And now you’re both hopping around on one foot while tugging a sock up the other—with no time to appreciate how fluffy her hair looks when she’s just waking up—Mitsuri contemplating calling out sick so she can enjoy a proper breakfast with you as you puff into your hand to help judge whether you really need to brush your teeth.

“I’m sorry I slept through all the alarms!” she wails, accidentally skipping a button on her blouse.

“That’s okay!” you exclaim, grunting as your pant pocket catches on the doorknob, “We slept through all the alarms.”

You’d laugh together if you weren’t already fumbling through the fridge, thanking your past self for prepping your lunch, and cursing your present self for being so hangry and so out of time to do anything about it.

“There should be an extra yogurt!” Mitsuri shouts from the bedroom, “Take it with you!”

“And what will you eat?” you yell back.

“I’ll buy something on my way in!”

Shrugging, you grab the aforementioned yogurt, a spoon, and race back to the bedroom. After a quick kiss, an I love you, and an I love you more!, you’re slinging on your backpack and heading out the door. You may be frazzled, dehydrated, and totally forgot to charge your phone overnight, but you’re even more excited to pick up Mitsuri’s favorite takeout on your way home, because a hurried Monday morning can always be slowed down by an indulgent Monday evening.

Tuesdays that feel like they take forever. It’s not Monday anymore, but you keep thinking it’s already Wednesday only to constantly be reminded that it’s just Tuesday. Thank gosh it’s hump day! you joke with your coworker; I’m so sorry, but it’s actually Tuesday… (is their response). This week hasn’t been so bad! you think to yourself on your walk home I wonder if the weather’ll be nice this weekend?; and then the weather app bursts your bubble.

“Honeyyy, I’m hooome,” you grin, immediately noting the scent of fresh tomato sauce, “How was your Wednesday?”

Sanemi rounds the kitchen corner to eye you standing in the hallway, eyebrows pinched.

“Smells great!” you tack on, skipping over to press a light kiss to his frown, “Everything okay?”

… “It’s Tuesday.”

“FUCK.”

He chuckles at that, deftly taking your bag from you as he nudges you into the kitchen, patting your shoulder with condescending concern.

“I’ve literally spent like, all of today, thinking it’s Wednesday,” you groan.

He smirks, “Idiot.”

“Optimist,” you huff, “I’m optimistic.”

“Delusional.”

“So is dinner almost ready?” you pout.

Sanemi nods, gesturing to the table set for two, “You’ve just gotta sit and relax.”

“You’re the best.”

He smiles to himself as you sigh, returning to the kitchen while you slump into your chair, a moment of familiar silence hanging between you as he waits One, two, three, four-

“You wouldn’t believe what happened today!”

Fondness warms his chest—though he’d never tell you—as you ramble, tension gradually melting from your tone as he Mhms and Oh shits and That’s fucking dumbs his way through your day, his heart still stuttering when you wiggle in excitement as he places a gigantic bowl of pasta in front of you.

“I love you,” he mutters, leaning down to kiss your forehead, “A lot.”

Wednesdays. Hump days. You’ve-almost-made-it-but-not-really days. How-much-can-I-get-done-today-so-the-rest-of-the-week-flies-by-? days. And, in the Uzui household, What-are-we-going-to-do-for-this-weekend’s-date-? days. You’ve tried all sorts of systems. Rotating who got to pick worked for a while, but then Makio started bribing Suma to give up her picks, and then Tengen started lying about who picked previously (albeit, nobody ever believed him, because somehow it always ended up being his pick). Democracy resulted in a lot of five way ties. Luck of the draw was probably the most fair, but also led to the most tears. No dates made everyone miserable. Sooooo you’re back to rotating the pick (for now).

4:58 PM [y/n]: Any ideas for date night yet? 👀

4:59 PM Suma: i’ve been planning all week! 🤗

5:00 PM Makio: Planning what? 🤨🧐

5:00 PM Makio: All WEEK?? 😒

5:00 PM Makio: You know it’s MY turn to pick, right????? 😠

5:01 PM Suma: my outfit 🥺

5:01 PM Suma: :(((

5:02 PM Hinatsuru: I’m sure you’ll look gorgeous babe 💖💝

5:02 PM Hinatsuru: Although… how are you planning your outfit without knowing the plan? 😳

5:05 PM Suma: my outfitS 😅

5:06 PM Tengen: I’m pretty sure it’s my turn to pick… ( `ε´ )

5:06 PM Makio: It’s NOT 🙄

5:06 PM [y/n]: It’s not 😐

5:06 PM Suma: it’s not 😬

5:06 PM Hinatsuru: It’s not 🤥

5:07 PM Tengen: Tough crowd (╥_╥)

5:08 PM Makio: You’ll live 🙃

5:10 PM [y/n]: Leaving work now!

5:10 PM Hinatsuru: Get home safely!

5:11 PM Suma: ily! 😘

5:12 PM Tengen: Can’t wait to kiss you ♡(´ ε ` )

5:13 PM Makio: You’re gonna have to wait 😃

5:13 PM Tengen: (・・ ) ?

5:14 PM Makio: CAUSE I’M GONNA KISS [Y/N] FIRST 😤😍😌

Tengen ends up kissing you first (he jump scares you five minutes away from the house); and Makio nearly bans him from going on the date (she is not happy when she opens the door to you both hand-in-hand); but Hina saves the day by suggesting an afternoon double date (you and Makio, and her and Suma, of course) — during which Tengen is responsible for either cooking a nice dinner or making reservations for everyone to go out to afterwards. He promptly agrees, because y’know…

“You’re sure you don’t mind?” you ask again, snuggled into his chest as Suma spoons you.

Makio snores lightly between Tengen and Hina; Hina reads a book.

“I don’t mind in the slightest,” he murmurs, his gentle smile softening your apprehensive expression, “Happy spouse, happy house.”

You snort, “Mhmmm.”

“And happy spouses?” he winks, “I’m living in the happiest house.”

Getting sick on Thursdays and wondering if you’re about to have a nice, long weekend or a weekend in hell. You make it to work just fine, your morning is arguably pretty productive, lunch tastes great… and then your throat starts hurting. You ignore it at first Maybe I swallowed some dust?, and try to wash it down with water. An hour later? Still hurts. And then you start feeling hot Maybe I need some fresh air?, but it is nearing the end of the day, and you have spent most of it inside. You leave a little after 5pm. Still hot.

“[y/n]!”

You smile despite your discomfort, phone clutched tightly in your hand. 

“Kyojuro,” you croak (you swear you can hear the immediate concern in his expression), “I think I’m getting sick.”

“Are you almost home? Are you still working? Do you want me to pick you up?”

“Heading home now,” you sigh, “Could you have soup and tea ready for me?”

“Absolutely!” he exclaims, “What is your ETA?”

“Thirty minutes?”

“Your soup and tea will be ready for you. I love you! Call me if you change your mind about a ride.”

As you make your way back, Kyojuro places an order from your favorite soup spot, decides there definitely aren’t (there definitely are) enough tea options at home, jogs (sprints) to the grocery store, buys more tea, jogs (sprints) to the restaurant, picks up your soup (and a couple dishes for himself), and walks—he doesn’t want to spill anything—home.

“Kyo-”

You’re unceremoniously interrupted from greeting him as Kyojuro scoops you into his arms, your bag only making things a little awkward, and walks you to the living room. After kissing your sweaty forehead, he settles you onto the couch, watching as you gradually realize just how many mugs of tea (nine) he’s prepared for you.

“Uh…”

“I was unsure what kind you wanted!”

“You could’ve texted me?” you giggle.

He grins, “This way you will also stay hydrated.”

“I’m gonna have to pee a bajillion and one times.”

“Perfect!”

Even if you’re sick all weekend, it’s far from hellish with Kyojuro by your side.

TGIF! In practice, Fridays aren’t too different from any other weekday, but they feel different. Of course, you’ve learned over the years to not be overly ambitious with evening plans in the morning, because by the time evening rolls around, you—more often than not—just want to get in bed. But the idea of being ambitious, the idea of cooking the recipe that’s been on your mind for weeks, the idea of watching an entire movie, the idea of going for a midnight walk because you’re an adult and you’re free… you very much so like the idea of Fridays.

4:05 PM Shinobu: What movie will you be falling asleep to tonight?

4:06 PM [y/n]: Where is your faith? 🥲

4:06 PM Shinobu: Faith in what?

4:06 PM Shinobu: You?

4:07 PM [y/n]: You’re literally so rude 😭😭

4:10 PM Shinobu: I love you

4:10 PM [y/n]: No movie tonight 😢

4:11 PM Shinobu: Just sleep?

4:11 PM [y/n]: Poker 🫣

4:15 PM Shinobu: Strip poker?

4:15 PM [y/n]: Strip poker 😏

So long as you make it to the actual Poker playing, it’s one of the few tried and true activities that you’re more than eager to stay awake for… but sometimes the bedroom part gets a little too cozy.

“Want me to turn off the lights?”

“No,” you grumble, nuzzling further into Shinobu’s lap as she strokes your hair, “Too comfy. Don’t leave me.”

With a soft laugh, she leans back against the headboard, eyes closing at the warm weight of your head on her thigh.

“Try again tomorrow?” she teases gently.

You stifle a yawn, “Definitely,” knowing all too well that you’ll be waking up at 2am with the lights still on as Shinobu snores quietly.

Letting out a contented hum, you settle deeper into your drowsiness, the faintest scent of sweet mint and jasmine lulling you to sleep.

Saturdays in the summer when it’s finally hot and sunny enough to go to the beach, and unfortunately, every else agrees. You’re up early-ish, you cuddle for long enough with a surprisingly cool Giyuu (apparently you’re the one who overheats) that your early-ish turns into late-ish, and then you’re into the shower for a quick rinse (albeit, it turns into a slow rinse when you’re joined by your adorably sleepy boyfriend). He takes care of brunch and beach snacks while you pack towels, a beach umbrella, a frisbee, books, and sunscreen, and it only takes a record two changes (oftentimes it’s 3+) of your swimsuit for you to settle on The One.

“You’re gonna wear sunscreen, right?”

“You’re gonna put it on me, right?” Giyuu retorts.

“You’re gonna put it on me, right?”

“I’ll put sunscreen on wherever you tell me to,” he shrugs, and then frowns. “On you.”

The drive isn’t too bad—you missed the first wave of beach traffic—but you do end up parking a bit farther away than you’d like… not that it matters, with Giyuu being so willing to carry everything.

“Would you just let me carry something?” you pout, guilt sprouting in your chest as you eye the sweat beading on his temples.

“If you want to carry something, then you’ll have to take it from me,” he deadpans.

You know you’re not winning that battle, so you hold his pinky instead (it’s too humid for hands), the cheesiest of grins making its way onto your face as you stare at him.

“Thanks for going to the beach with me.”

“Of course.”

Because if you’re at the beach, then he’s at the beach. If you’re in the shower, then he’s in the shower. To him, it’s quite simple math.

“You’re so sexy,” you wink, pausing to kiss his sweaty shoulder.

He doesn’t miss a beat, “You’re so gorgeous,” smirking as your cheeks redden, “I can’t wait to toss you in the water.”

“You better not.”

“But you’ll look so beautiful with salty, sandy beach hair-”

“GIIIYUUU!”

Lazy Sundays. Amber and teal, usually so guarded and harsh, resting soft and adoring on the sight of your own eyes blinking open slowly, reluctantly. A strong arm props your head up, the feeling in it long gone, as you yawn widely, the heat of morning cocooning your bodies in a mesmerizing haze.

“Good morning,” Obanai rasps.

“Morning,” you mumble, one eyelid still heavy, “How’d you sleep?”

“Perfectly.”

And he isn’t even lying. Some nights are longer than others. Either more sleepless or more nightmarish. More guilt ridden, when he thinks about how badly you want him to sleep well, and about how terribly he slept. But for whatever reason, Saturdays into Sundays are different. Perhaps he subconsciously puts less pressure on Sundays. Perhaps there’s less at stake. Less to do. Less to try to do. On Sundays, there’s only you. Only him. Only us.

“Perfect,” you respond, smiling as his face finally comes into focus, “You’re so pretty.”

He blushes, throat constricting at the sincerity in your gaze. You always tell him You’re so pretty, You’re so handsome, You’re so beautiful. And sometimes, on Sundays, he lets himself believe you. It’s a work in progress, his self esteem. His trust in you.

“Thank you,” he murmurs.

“I mean it,” you insist, reaching up to cup his jaw, “With you beside me, I can count on a great view.”

He scoffs, “Does that line really work on people?”

“I only care about it working on you,” you quip.

He kisses you, gentle and warm, and the banter melts into something more fragile — his devotion on your lips.

“I love you.”

“I love you."

[meowzfordayz]

I think Tumblr ate my previous life update, and I don't even remember what it said anymore, lol. I just remember I sent it back in December, cause I wished you a happy holidays. Happy New Year too!!

I'm sending this from mobile, so in case it accidentally goes on anon or something funky, this is electronerd47!

Right now my obsession is Epic the Musical! I was never a theater kid, but i WAS a band kid so I'm totally DIGGING the music. Been listening to the soundtrack on loop, lol.

My previous obsession was FFXVI, I played 121 hours so far, and that was just the first playthrough + the two dlc. But the game's ending totally broke my heart 😭 so I took a small break from the game lol.

My current hobby is crochet, I think I'm hyperfixating on it, and I'm trying to keep my reigns in hand lol. I started mid December, and so far I've made a scarf for my husband (and I'm most of the way through my second one, which is for me), a queen sized blanket, and a BUNCH of swatches for a bunch of different stitches. I have yarn to make another blanket for my son, and then some hats for the winter. Of course, family members wanting things comes with the territory, so I've got plans to make my dad a blanket for his birthday (which is at the end of March) and.... other stuff for other family members? 😅 My boss and her daughter also wanna commission me for blankets too, so I've been a busy bee with lots of yarn!! My job is work from home on the phones, so it leaves my hands free for most of the day to crochet!

In terms of writing, siiiiince I've been crocheting, I wanna write one of our Hashira men receiving something that Reader makes for them, but I haven't put much thought into it. I've been mainly reading my old writing, and I swear the gradual transition from tooth-rotting fluff with occasional sad pieces to heart-wrenching angst with occasional happy pieces should be studied in a lab!! I wonder if that's indicative of my mental state? 🤔 who knows.

It's been great seeing you active again!! And even better seeing you writing again!! I hope you and yours are doing well!!

BRUH. 😭 So when you originally sent *this* Ask, Tumblr hadn't eaten your previous life update (I'm just lazy af and hadn't answered it yet 😬), but nOW YOUR PREVIOUS LIFE UPDATE is GONE. 😵‍💫 Fml. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Anywho. 😆 Happy 2025 !! 🥳🤪

Idk what Epic the Musical, but I do know how great it feels to have a comfort artist/album/genre (mine is currently Hans Zimmer) — is Epic the Musical still your current vibe? 🎵🎶

I've been on quite a break from video games — I think I went a bit too hard the last time I fixated on Stardew Valley (and then on Sims 2) 😂, so it's been ~6 months since I felt interested in gaming.

A QUEEN sized blanket?! 😳 You're INSANE (intended as a compliment)!!!!! 🤯 At the risk of sounding condescending (??), I hope you only knit for ppl who truly appreciate and respect the time and effort that goes into your crocheting! 🥺 Whether through their words of affirmation and/or $$. 😉 I looove going to a crafts store and leaving w/ literally a cart full of yarn 🤭, but it's expensive, so I haven't taken on another large project recently (in the past ~yr, I've knitted 3 full sized blankets, a top, a headband, and numerous scarves).

I fricking ADORE your writing. 😍 Pls and ty send it to me. All of it. <333 On that note, that would be an interesting experiment... going through my chronological masterlists to find patterns of my mental state. 👀 That being said, I hope your mental state is ~good! 😁

Much love,

T

[meowzfordayz]

Hiiiiiii, T! I'm barely here ☹️ fck wrk 😭

This part of 2025 is going pretty well for me— finally doing the job I really want hihi

besides that uh... same old, same old? im living such a lukewarm life— boring, I know 😤🫠

But what about you???! How are you?

✨️ sending you freshly washed linen sheets and fluffed pillow vibes ✨️

Hii !! 💓 I thought I was a lot later answering this than I actually am (<2 months lol 🥳). 😅

Congrats on your job! 🤩 I'm proud of and happy for you. 🥹 And heyo, nothing wrong w/ a lukewarm life — sometimes the "just right" temp is exactly what you need for peace of mind, body, and soul. 💗

I'm doing well! Currently writing something (will publish tn after I'm finished 😏; a week in the life), but taking a brief break atm. 🤓 Gotta love—and take advantage of—that spontaneous hit of writing inspo/motivation. 😝 My days as of late have consisted mostly of working, rock climbing, and spending time w/ my bf and w/ friends. 😁

Thanks for reminding me to wash my sheets hehe. 🤪 Sending you new deodorant (that first glide tho 😌) and handwoven friendship bracelets vibes! 💞

[meowzfordayz]

hear me out.... a bridget jones/mark darcy sanemi x reader

(he likes them very much, just as they are!!!!🤭🤭)

... I must confess, Idk enough about Bridget Jones or Mark Darcy to write anything inspired by them. 😅 I read the plot to Bridget Jones's Diary on Wiki sometime ago, and Ik about Mr. Darcy-this, Mr. Darcy-that (I sound so ignorant lmao 🫣), but really I'm just totally clueless.

Ty tho for thinking of me! ☺️

[meowzfordayz]

To celebrate Pride… 🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈hashira with a bisexual partner🏳️‍🌈

[meowzfordayz]

Recent adventures! 🧗🏻‍♀️💪🏽

[meowzfordayz]

Settling into work to read your delightful comfort/fluff

🥺🥹😭 Hii Peach! 💞 What’d you end up reading? I’ve been away from Tumblr (working, rock climbing) since my bf’s academic yr ended recently, but he’s going on a cruise w/ his grandparents in Jun, so I’ll be around a bit more then. ☺️ Hope life’s treating you kindly! 💓

[meowzfordayz]

our eternity

Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader

Word Count: ~400

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

“I love you. You are love. I love how you rush to get in bed before me so I’m the one stumbling to you in the dark. I’m not really in the dark though. I could feel your love from miles away, brighter than the lamp that I’ve just turned off. I have felt your love from miles away. Remember when I went on that bro-cation or some shit with Obanai, Kyojuro, and Giyuu? I wish you could’ve joined us. They say it’s good to have your own friendships, your own hobbies, your own sense of self, outside of your romantic relationship — relationships, for some people, I suppose. But I feel like they’re just so wrong. Or maybe I’m just really fucking clingy. Dependent? Of course I’m dependent. If it’s your laugh, your smile, your hiccups, your tears, your scent and taste and that thing your eyes do when you’re reeeally happy… and also really horny… and sometimes really hungry… your eyes are fucking insane. I thought I’d never wanna depend on anyone, and now the greatest gift I’ll ever receive is getting to depend on you. Sure, I can have my own sense of self outside of you — outside of us. But I love myself with you. You make me better, and I’m proud to admit that. I mean, okay, you don’t make me anything, but you inspire me. You challenge me. You love me like I’m the man I wanna be, and somehow, I find that I am that man. With you. With us. For you. For us. So what if I wanna spend all of my time with you? So what if I wanna make all of my time, our time? Forever isn’t long enough to love you even half as thoroughly as you deserve, so I’ll at least give you all of what I’m gonna get. That’s us, y’know? Stretching out into infinity. That’s our love. That’s our eternity.” You stare at Sanemi. He stares back. He’s definitely crying. You definitely don’t mention it. “When I asked how you felt about me, I really didn’t expect such a fantastic monologue.” “Fuck off.” “You’ve thought about me,” you grin, “A lot.” You’re definitely crying too. “I meant what I said. All the time. All my time. All of it.” “I hope you wrote that down.” “... yeah.” You raise an eyebrow. He coughs. Loudly. “You have more of these monologues?!!!” “WEDDING VOWS ARE HARD!” “YOU HAVEN’T EVEN PROPOSED YET!” And then you realize: “Where’s the notebook?” He gulps. “Nope.” You frown. “Sanemi.” He sighs. You pout. “After our wedding,” he grunts, “You can read all of ‘em after you hear the official version.”

[meowzfordayz]

stood up on valentine's day — mitsuri, kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu

Author's Note: had this idea floating around my head back in Feb... only a lil late. 😅💘

Kanroji Mitsuri x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

~faqs~

[meowzfordayz]

Thanks for tagging me @oreo-creampie! ☺️ Color palette for my first + last name. 🎨

No pressure tagging @crimsonkenjii-writes, @erexart, @peachdues, and @vampcubus. 💞

saw this on instagram and thought it was fun!! so let’s do a chain thingy, shall we?

what’s the colour palette of your name?

@paysomeonetopaysomeone @waitingforthesunrise @coffeeforkai @betweenthetimeandsound @27fanficlilies @wishtobefictional @trashmeowcan @ashlakh @malencholic-nyx