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Bruce definitely trained all the Robins to abandon him if things got bad. He'd give them scenarios like him trapped under something in a fire, hypothermic conditions, he's too injured, and they need to get information to Lucius, and the list goes on. And to date, the only bit of training his kids have continually failed, whether in simulation or practice, is failing to leave him behind.
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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The current random brain worm is if Logan found an abandoned fawn in the woods and just raised it and named him Sue like the Johnny Cash song… i’ve been making it my warm ups.
And like what if I made a whole story about that instead of his man pain? Fucking what then??
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one of the funniest parts of the honda odyssey scene is right after logan pulls the car over because he's so obviously burning with rage over wade lying to him, but then wade says he made an "educated wish" and that bewilders logan so much he goes from being mad to just blinking and staring at him like this
and then wade goes on that long spiel about how he needs to save his family and at the end of all that logan just says "did you say you made an educated fucking wish?" his baffled ass was NOT listening 😭
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I love watching the livstreams for epic thr musical saga releases. I love how many people are here to see this and love it as I do 🥺❤️
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you know what gets me? the fact that deadpool literally used nicepool as a shield to get to the other end safely but woolverine just took the dogpool and confidently strolled across the road all while flipping them all off. He literally knows Deadpool better than Deadpool knew himself at that moment
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Achilles: I have my new armor and I'm craving revenge. Let's start this battle!
Odysseus: but breakfast
Achilles: I'd rather have my spirit soothed first, there'll be time for feeding later
Odysseus: brakfest
Achilles: my only hunger is for violence
Odysseus: brkferst
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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?
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