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Nimona: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Nimona: I will send my army to attack! Nimona: releases a dumpster of raccoons

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Nimona: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Nimona: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Ballister: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Nimona: I photosynthesize with this.

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Nimona: Am I right, Ballister? Ballister: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

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Ballister: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Nimona: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Ballister: I have a problem. Nimona: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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Nimona: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

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Ballister: Nimona has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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welcome to the new game: guess what horribly translated nimona quote this is

"The problem First bite record"

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Ballister: We need a distraction. Ambrosius: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Nimona, whispering: My time has come.

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Nimona: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response. Ballister, holding Ambrosius's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

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Ambrosius: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter? Ballister: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes. Nimona: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

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Ballister: A sprite is anything not static. Ambrosius: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. Nimona: A sprite is a fucking soda. Nimona: You god damn geekass bastards.

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Nimona: Why is Ballister making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Ambrosius! Ambrosius: It’s because I’m Ballister’s favorite. Nimona: I hate you.

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Ambrosius: Guys where did Nimona go? Ballister: They got arrested. Ambrosius: How the hell- Nimona: bursts in through the window The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.