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All I'm saying is that a bear wouldn't hold you captive in a relationship while downloading illegal images and videos of cubs. I'll take the bear.

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Don't tell me Kendrick Lamar released that diss as Mars ingressed into Aries I'm crying

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I just spent six minutes of my life listening to Kendrick diss the fuck out of Drake like

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Does anybody else keep an astro journal?

I'm thinking about writing in a format like,

Date: MM/DD/2024

Age: [XX]

Profected House: [X House]

Profected sign: [Zodiac sign]

Current Timelord: [Ruler of zodiac sign]

Transiting Timelord: [Timelord in current zodiac sign]

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I feel like it would be fun to look back on. I have so many dates of events that were important to me between 2023 and 2024.

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There is no real reason why anybody should be exploited for their labor.

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My biggest failure in life is not playing a lot of the Zelda games, truly a shame.

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"Everyone's laughing at you," and none of you are laughing now.

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🕯️🕯️🕯️ No more parasitic people in my life🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️No more parasitic people in my life 🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️No more parasitic people in my life 🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️ No more parasitic people in my life🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️ No more parasitic people in my life🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️ No more parasitic people in my life🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️ No more parasitic people in my life🕯️🕯️🕯️

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If I had a nickel for every time a non BIPOC female with a secret substance use disorder groom me into friendship, thinking they would leech astrology and tarot knowledge from me or leech off me directly because they don't want to work and think astrology and tarot is a easy scam, but they need me as a blueprint and more money as their tolerance for drugs and alcohol is increasing, I'd have three nickles... which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened three times. :)

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We gotta clap back like, "When was your last pap smear?" Or with increasingly modern slang they have to Google like "Do you know what poor pussy management is?" when they're taking out their failed relationship on you.

Behind every young Moon-Saturn and Venus-Saturn woman are multiple old, bitter women who have declared the Moon-Saturn or Venus-Saturn woman the bane of their existence.

Ma'am, I was a fetus when you decided to fuck up your life.

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I'm so serious, too many people knew what was happening to her and did NOTHING. Imagine how different music would be if she wasn't being held captive and drugged. Too many people benefited from her abuse, that's why they said nothing.

I'm tired of them calling her crazy and never calling her traffickers crazy. Britney is a survivor.

Protect Britney Spears at all costs.

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Your natal chart is a clock.

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When your card declines during therapy, so your therapist makes you look at the synastry chart of you and the guy you swore was your soulmate three years ago

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If you ever wonder what I could possibly look like, this is pretty close

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Damn I forgot I queued that post

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Behind every young Moon-Saturn and Venus-Saturn woman are multiple old, bitter women who have declared the Moon-Saturn or Venus-Saturn woman the bane of their existence.

Ma'am, I was a fetus when you decided to fuck up your life.

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If anybody needs to know why Taylor Swift lost her mind over that man, it's because his exalted Moon falls in her 5th House of love, sex and dating. I'm not defending her.