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printed out this draft of my book (bc some typos only come into existence in the printer) and tell me why im kind of emotional about it... like its just a stack of paper but it's my stack <3

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obscene

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jet Lag: The Game (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adam Chase/Sam Denby/Ben Doyle Characters: Sam Denby, Ben Doyle, Adam Chase (Jet Lag: The Game) Additional Tags: Love Confessions, Fluff Summary:

Ben had had the privilege of seeing a great deal of wonderful, magical, knee-buckling sights in his life. Niagara Falls in the summer. New York City at night. Mount Fuji through the window of a bullet train. Gorgeous lakeside towns full of fondue in Switzerland.

But none of them quite compare to the sight of Sam undone in front of him.

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Get inside faggots

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happy pride to ludwig, my fave latinks nb. and aiden too i guess

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lud is our recession indicator <3

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BEERIO KART JUNE 21ST?? HELLO????

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I like when Adam suffers

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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

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why didnt they fully commit to the cum doughnut bit. cowards.

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I have written a fic, about Adam’s no good, very bad day-job! But mostly about hooking up with Sam

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jet Lag: The Game (Web Series) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sam Denby/Ben Doyle Characters: Sam Denby, Ben Doyle Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Fluff and Humor, Mailman Sam Denby, Suburbia Summary:

Dear Mr. Postman!

Beholder of the parcels, bringer of utility bills. I write to you on this day to ask a simple task of you. Living on the right side of my mailbox is a spider, seemingly holding my mail hostage. If you could remove him for me, either by relocation or brutal murder, I would be forever in your debt.

Signed,

Resident

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My dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called "jet lag the game" yoư'll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude swear just saw John Green in paris

My buddy Sam pacing: the deutsche bahn train schedule is lying to us

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I have never been on the same page as fandom’s clear communication fetishists and I never will be. I love miscommunication, concealment, pigheadedness, and lies. I think characters should talk around what they have to say and ignore each other and impute needs and beliefs onto others that have nothing to do with those other people and everything to do with maintenance of the ego. A little clear communication is fine but it should come at the end and be earned by repeated instances of snobbery, tomfoolery, self righteousness, or blockheadedness. If you decide you hate a character just because that character isn’t communicating in the way a therapist might coach them to, well consider that people don’t actually talk like that at all and that most of us get things wrong many times before we inch our way out of the labyrinthine darkness of our own heads.

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One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.