ninjamelissajulien
ninjamelissajulien
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ninjamelissajulien · 1 hour ago
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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ninjamelissajulien · 1 hour ago
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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend
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ninjamelissajulien · 1 hour ago
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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.
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ninjamelissajulien · 1 hour ago
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hold on something just happened
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ninjamelissajulien · 1 hour ago
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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it
Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated
We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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How are my sweetie pees
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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moodboard for when you’re fucking caged
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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I'm taking a walk in a field of clover. ☘️🐌🎵☘️
クローバーの中を散歩中だよ☘️🐌🎵☘️
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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Fates Week Day 4 - 10th Anniversary!
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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Fates Week Day 4 - Free
My entries for the first 3 days create a poster!
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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ninjamelissajulien · 2 hours ago
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Fates Week Day 2 - Nohr
"For the glory of Nohr!"
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ninjamelissajulien · 5 hours ago
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silly seals from outer space
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