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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

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what fictional man do you share a birthday with? (I share mine with shoto todoroki from my hero academia lol!)

thank you for asking!

kabru from dungeon meshi, may 28

this gives me reoccurring psychic damage for a variety of reasons, including:

i. i already overidentified with kabru before i learned this fact, but now i have a reason to get superstitious about it

ii. even tho i don't believe in the greek zodiac, i grew up in a culture that does, so i'm a bit self-conscious over being a gemini; kabru is as stereotypically gemini as they come

iii. i am a recovering "person who assigns too much importance to their birthday", so the fact that not just i, but a lot of people who i admire (fellow kabru enjoyers), have license to go completely apeshit over our blorbo on that exact same day... yeah, i don't know what that'll do to my brain

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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I'm the gap between tragedy & comedy

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just saw this on pinterest and it hit me like a truck

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Me after scrolling through tumblr and listening to the loudest music possible doesn’t calm me down(it never works, it only stops me from getting even madder):

Damn :/

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Im mad, sick, and this close to mental shutdown, pray hell hath mercy on the soul of whoever crosses me. No angels words could soothe me, no fire could save them, no rain, nor land, could protect them from my fury. Hell hath mercy. Hell hath mercy.

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Davey has a garden. Im sorry, I don’t make the rules I just enforce them.

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Happy Birthday Romeo❤️❤️(from newsies, ofc)

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no "other/see results" option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE

YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,

EVERYONE!

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white boy the world is at stake you can not be busting it down like that !

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I love all kinds of Javid, but man. Canon era javid just... hits different. I don't know. Like I love the idea of them having adorable sentimental moments hidden away in the fire escapes. And like, they think they're good at hiding it but like Kloppmann and like all of the newies figure it out before they do.

Reblog if you agree and think there needs to be more canon era javid in the world

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there is something so tangible and lovely in my heart that says “david jacobs has bottle-blonde country woman rage in his blood” and i cant shake it mo matter how hard i try

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No, little German boy, don’t go near those newsboys!!!

Oh mein Gott, zis Square ist full of strikenkinder!

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the way i’m fucking inhaling this sandwich is honestly obscene

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