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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *leaves*

Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dazai: Yeah, no shit.

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Nakahara Chuuya | Twilight Goodbye

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Can't decide which is funnier

A guy saying "I'm just an ordinary man" despite being a three year old adult spawned from a magic book who has superpowers and owns a flying casino with which he plans to commit an act of global terrorism...

Or the fact that he's actually right and he is the most normal person in the cast by far

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These spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

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“If you don’t mind me asking, why do you keep checking your watch?” | “Oh, well. I guess it’s because I’m Kira.”

Death Note Ep. 07 - Overcast

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He may be an idiot, but he's a brave one. There's something about you, Merlin. I can't quite put my finger on it.

MERLIN (2008–2012)

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“Well... How do you think you know that person you were a second ago is the same person you are now? A continuous stream of memories. Given only that, we all create illusions within ourselves, saying that we each have only one fixed persona.”

Perfect Blue (1997)

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Why is Tumblr suggesting me Supernatural

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Hey Coza, I hope you’re doing well. May I request headcanons of Law & Zoro x fem reader who is overly affectionate, and is always hugging them around their crew mates? Thank you!

A/N: Anon this was so cute. You are so cute. Ily. 

Characters: gn reader x Law, Zoro

Cw: just cute fluff :) 

Total word count: 500

Law

The first time you go over and hug him, lean on him, rest your head against his shoulder, he shoots you a look. It’s not necessarily a glare, but one filled with shock and also a hint of irritation.

He learns to tolerate it pretty quickly, and after a few days he doesn’t even tense when you lean against him casually when you guys are together.

Kisses still kind of make him nervous when you do it unexpectedly, but it’s more because his crewmates snicker at his facial expressions when you’re extra affectionate.

He secretly really loves it though. He loves the way you wrap your arms around his neck and lean against him, how you run by him in the hallway and stop to give him a kiss on the cheek. 

He didn’t realize how much he loved physical touch until you started doing it to him. And now he craves it whenever he sees you. 

He uses your “clinginess” as a gauge for how good/bad your day is going. If you seem kind of distant, he’ll be the one to come up and wrap his arms around you, asking you how your day has been and keeping you close to him so you know that you’re loved just as much as you love him. 

Zoro

Sober Zoro is so anti-PDA. The first time you give him a hug around everyone, he freezes. He resists the urge to push you off, and his face gets super red from embarrassment. 

“What was that?” he asks later when you’re alone, a bit of hostility in his voice. “A hug?” you laugh at him. “Don’t do it again in public. It was weird.” he said, ending the conversation. 

Obviously your feelings are a bit hurt, but you follow his request. You avoid any PDA around the crew, even though it hurts you to do it. 

Drunk Zoro is very different, though. He’s clingy. He wants people to know you’re his. He wants to show you off. 

You walk by him and he grabs your hand, pulling you down to sit on his lap. He kisses the nape of your neck a few times, and you can feel the heat rushing to your cheeks. 

He leans against you, his arms around your torso. “Sorry I said I didn’t like this the other day,” he mumbles in your ear. “I do, it just took me by surprise.”

After that encounter, he becomes more tolerable to your affection. You feel him tense whenever you walk up and give him a hug, but he no longer blushes or makes a big deal about it, and he always hugs you back and lets you stay there as long as you want. Sometimes he’ll even give you a peck on the cheek or the forehead while you're there.

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED (2016 - 2021) MYSTERY FILES (2023- )

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Chuuya : Dazai. Why are you on the table?

Dazai : This is also MY house Chuuya! I can stand wherever I want in MY house!

Chuuya : ...

Dazai : There's a spider in that corner please kill it-

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@animangacreators​​ challenge #14⇢ winter 2023

➥ buddy daddies

❝My dads could beat up your dad!❞

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Seven years! Seven years and you’re telling me Dazai never nullified corruption with a little kiss? No little sleeping beauty reference? I don’t believe it

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Integra: I’ve left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Alucard: Mine just says “Alucard no”

Integra: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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WHY AM I JUST LEARNING THAT THE BASEBALL SPRING TRAINING HAS ALREADY STARTED!!!! I'VE ALREADY MISSED A FEW GAMES!!!!