no1-emf-fan

[no1-emf-fan]

people are sleeping on the potential of EMF and Evbo’s Pro Neighbor as a relationship dynamic because GODDD. They’re driving me mad. because fallen master pro neighbor is such a good hc, and the possibility of emf being the one who pushed them down is.

they need to cat fight so bad. They hate each other so bad I need them to fight so BADDD.

EMF sees them as just a coward desperately trying to cling onto success and Evbo’s Pro Neighbor just sees them as a murderer who’s manipulating Evbo and using him as a way to better themselves. I need them to die.

WAIT. EMF family tree most likely includes the RGB Pro who sells houses so. Evbo’s Pro Neighbor has the whole family on his ass 💔 especially since the Assassin for Evbo might be apart of EMF’s weird family lore so…… I love Evbo’s Pro Neighbor and EMF’s tangled family tree cause this is twelve miles from canon

[no1-emf-fan]

JUMPS FOR JOY AND DOES A LITTLE TWIRL OMG HES SO CUTE I LOVE MY BOY YAY YAY

evbo parkour cure form! Plus a bonus normal evbo. Homeschooler ass fit tbh

@no1-emf-fan here u go! Hope I did them justice lol :)

[no1-emf-fan]

hi guys i spent 3 days writing a magical girl au instead of working on tphse

[no1-emf-fan]

quick tphse update hi guys

did some minor design and style changes to the pvpers (plus i never made ferre for some reason so hes here now TwT)

And made a joofy to go along with the cast ^^

He’s not gonna be too important to the story, just a silly side character that may or may not appear. Unsure yet. I’m working on a new episode trust me guys sobs i’ve left yall in the dust for liike…

God. Sorry guys you must be starving for tphse content lol yall will be getting smth within this year i promise sobs

[no1-emf-fan]

lol this blog still dead af

lol this blog dead af

[no1-emf-fan]

lol this blog dead af

[no1-emf-fan]

pkciv dash simulator

��� my-friend mutuals

I love my IRL friend to death, but I don't think he knows my real name. He just calls me "His Friend".

⭐ my-friend mutuals

I asked him about it and he looked at me funny and said "I mean you are my friend, right?" and I didn't have the heart to press further.

⭐ my-friend mutuals

Beginning to develop a Pavlovian response to the word "friend".

⭐ my-friend mutuals

New username :/

👴🏽 oldchamp-deactivated mutuals

I Cant Feel My Legs

🔄 vineboomsound

are u ok,????? what hapened :(

👴🏽 oldchamp-deactivated mutuals

DMs

🔄 vineboomsound

about to jump into the bottomless void. if i dont post again in like 5 minutes then dont let anyone take the temple decor down

🔄 vineboomsound

i just got jumped?,????

🔄 vineboomsound

THEY R HUNTING ME FOR SPORT :(

🔄 vineboomsound

nvm actaully that was fire. no one here knows how to do three-sixties i got htis

🐢 chain-male follow

hey

🔄 vineboomsound

oh God get me Out of here

🐢 chain-male follow

the "male" in my name is short for mansplain manipulate malewife

🥀 guard1 follow

this job is soooo boooring. at least i get to hang out with the bestie later :D

🔄 vineboomsound

thats great man haha

🔄 vineboomsound

🐢 chain-male follow

@ vineboomsound hurry up bro the level will freeze over before you get back

🔄 vineboomsound

ok asshole you try parkouring on ice and literal glass shards while also evading local authorities.

🐢 chain-male follow

what, you want me to kiss it better??? whiny ass

🔄 vineboomsound

i want you to starve in that sand house

🐢 chain-male follow

you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

🥀 guard1 follow

i just don't know what to do now that he's gone.

🖤 allyyyyy follow

sorry for your loss. do you want to hunt the champion and plan our revenge together

🥀 guard1 follow

yeah

🔄 vineboomsound

has anyone heard from @ my-friend lately :(

📕 dustypage-deactivated following

I just remembered my password! :-)

🔄 vineboomsound

well this is gonna be an awkward one to explain

🐢 chain-male follow

i'm so hungry like it's not even funny

🔄 vineboomsound

skill issue im still not giving you my boots

🐢 chain-male follow

i'd rather you just call me a homophobic slur at this point

🖤 allyyyyy follow

questioning my duties

🖤 allyyyyy follow

stalking that guy

🖤 allyyyyy follow

questioning my duties again

🖤 allyyyyy follow

fuck it i'm sending the ask

🔄 vineboomsound

anonymous asked: hey . just wanted to let you know that you're following someone really problematic. check your dms

ummm What !

🔄 vineboomsound

ok what hte fuck !

🔄 vineboomsound

actually this isnt surprising at all what am i saying lmao

🐢 chain-male follow

call me a wife the way i'm pining for a man's long-awaited return

🐢 chain-male follow

and also the way i'm plotting and conspiring

🐢 chain-male follow

call me a wife the way i'm scheming in the kitchen

🔄 vineboomsound

??? HUH

🐢 chain-male follow

dont worry about it <3

🔄 vineboomsound

no yeah his ass is definitely evil

🔄 vineboomsound

his ass........

⭐ my-friend mutuals

Evbo,. send hel p

🔄 vineboomsound

MY FRIEND??????

🐢 chain-male follow

about to make twink death literal in more ways than one <3

end of simulation

[no1-emf-fan]

comes bvack to life hi char thought yall would like this

[no1-emf-fan]

ITS LATER NOW.

might draw evbo in emfs clothes 👀if anybody wants that

[no1-emf-fan]

p.please:[

Hold on though!! If you add more EMF, people will be superrr hyped. He’s really popular, people love seeing him with Evbo!! Mavbo peak

Right, I've seen some of the art and stories you Viewers make. I suppose I'll have to add them into more simulations and see how the projected views look.

[no1-emf-fan]

so real stranger on the internet

i have maho shoujo au with them and it took me SO long to finish these designs… and it’s just first basic transformations of the main three…

[no1-emf-fan]

ACTUALLY PEAK

LADS WE WORE AT COMICCON~ More pics to come :D

(with IG @/icklecosplay)

[no1-emf-fan]

So. My discord server refers to the old man as Tom - acronym for The Old Man, but also just a normal name.

My discord server also came up with the "Clownpierce and the old man are seawatt's parents" semi-crack thing (thank you Dolphin). One thing led to another and we ended up on ftm Tom transitioning after Clown is locked up, which is how i ended up creating this masterpiece. Enjoy.

[no1-emf-fan]

Ship dynamics

i like this idea of Evbo's eyes being fully black the same way EMF's eyes are fully white;

plus, comparing their eyes to things that were very present in their lives, like EMF being closer to the stars while all Evbo knew was the void.

[no1-emf-fan]

yeah

[no1-emf-fan]

we are so back

[spoilers for the next tphse episode]

Oh golly gosh!!! He changed fonts!!!!

[no1-emf-fan]

TROUT PRO NEIGHBOR GAH

mermen!

emf is a coelacanth and evbo is a mahi-mahi