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BRO IVE BEEN UP FOR TOO LONG, IM HEARING FOXES LAUGH IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD

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I totally didn’t forget I had tumblr or anything, that’d be like- really cringe

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FINALLY REAL YOUTUBE CONTENT

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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I volunteer as tribute!

Where are the pretty sluts who get wet as fuck just at the thought of me talking them through it? Need to know who to send voice msgs to..

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If anything were to happen to me, someone better hack into my tumblr and delete this shit ong

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Literally.. likeee 👀

if u have a hard cock in your pants don't be rude share that with me

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Such a mood

”im too young for you” while i unzip your pants and get on my knees

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I am so fucking done with friends, for context they told the guy I was crushing on I have a crush on him, like wtf, who gave you the fucking right to do that, for godsake

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So real

“I love your voice” alright just tell me you want me to talk you through your orgasm then sleep call with you after

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Wdym by “CIS-WOMAN DNI”? What’s wrong with biological women?

Nothings wrong with them, I’m simply uncomfortable with interacting with cis woman due to my own experiences.

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Fucking yourself whilst thinking about him is the best feeling in THE WORLD

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Autistic sex 10/10 would recommend

Fuck me in missionary so I infodump while your cock is in me

Say shit like “yeah? Really? That’s so interesting, baby.” Then go back to pounding me or kissing my neck.

Watch me stim when I cum, flapping my hands and twitching coz it feels that good

Then listen to me make weird noises and movements during aftercare because thats what I need to destress

Just let me be really autistic about sex

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Good luck!!

Going on a date tonight !

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Wish I was naked rn 😔

I get to be naked whenever I want

( I’m naked right now)

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I need all my holes resized