Mychee, LE Witch
“Using gendered slurs is dumb no matter the situation, but...I do not even HAVE a gender, so it is doubly so in my case!”
- Mychee, just after dodging a crossbow bolt (and several rude curses)
Mychee, a Numerian who recently fled the country, is moving east across the Hold of Belksin towards the free lands of the River Kingdoms. As they travel, they seek to learn more about themselves and what it means to be human. They need the practice.
Mychee is an android, but hides their nature due to a history of exploitation. They wear a shapeless red robe over their adventuring gear, black leather gloves that cover their forearms, and a featureless white mask, through which can only be seen the soft glow of their eyes. Mychee believes this outfit will draw less attention and suspicion than the faintly visible lines of circuitry common to androids on Golarion. They may or may not have an inaccurate sense of their appearance.
While traveling from Numeric, Mychee encountered the bog spirit known as the Mosquito Woman. Either not knowing of the dangers of a pact, or uncaring, Mychee pledged their service to her mysterious goals. In return, Mychee believes she will eventually transfigure Mychee and turn them into a fully flesh and blood human.
Mychee is not an overly-logical android, free of emotion. Part of what makes playing Mychee so fun is their curiosity, occasional naiveté, and sensitivity. The way that they see themselves in the world is so flawed, but it has resulted in someone who reaches out to those around them, always looking for some way to help. You’d mistake them for a righteous crusader for the downtrodden...so long as you overlooked their willingness to feed the occasional live human to a swarm of mosquitoes.
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No anon though
Grow some cahones
Send me a name and I'll tell a story about a person I've known with that same name.
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Sure
Maybe
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.
I’m ready and willing.
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A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
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Message me a number from the list!
1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2. When did your last hug take place?
3. Are you a jealous person?
4. Are you tired right now?
5. Do you chew on your straws?
6. Have you ever been called a tease?
7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8. Do you cry easily?
9. What should you be doing right now?
10. Are you a heavy sleeper?
11. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12. Are you mad a someone right now?
13. Do you believe in love?
14. What makes you laugh no matter what?
15. Who was the last person you talked to?
16. Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17. Will you get married?
18. When was the last time you smiled?
19. Does anyone like you?
20. Do you secretly like someone?
21. Who was the first person you talked to today?
22. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23. What are you NOT looking forward to?
24. What ARE you looking forward to?
25. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26. Suppose you see your ex kidding another person what would you do?
27. Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28. Are you a forgiving person?
29. How many TRUE friends do you have?
30. Do you fall for people easily?
31. Have you ever fallen for you ex's best friend?
32. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
33. Who was the las person you drove with?
34. How late did you stay up last night and why?
35. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36. Who was the last person you too a picture of?
37. Can you live a day without tv?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39. Three names you go by: ?
40. Are you currently in a relationship?
41. What is your all-time favourite romance movie?
42. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43. What's your current problem?
44. Have you ever had your heart broken?
45. Your thought of long distance relationships?
46. How many kids do you want to have?
47. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
I'll rate your blog!!^
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Is it possible to get rid of that pic?
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you're anon.
I doubt I’ll get any.
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