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your first concert

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i was curious if there was a good supernatural expansion pack for cards against humanity so i googled it and. samblr friends i think whoever designed this might be One Of Us

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Fandom question:

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i'm OBSESSED with the way that sam has no idea who dean is or why that question might piss him off

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im sorry u cannot make me believe a sexy album cover is a real problem. U can’t. Not even in a like "actually I think it’s satirical or subversive or a commentary on blah blah blah" kinda way tbh maybe she just likes giving bjs and having her hair pulled and that is the entire meaning. So???? I still cannot find it in my soul to be bothered. Get it girl i guess like. Who cares? Who really cares? Why do any of you care ???????? The fascists have won and you care about sex???? Why???????!!!!!

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That cooking section was fucked up

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1994, dir. Neil Jordan

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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Someone at work was playing DJs Got Us Fallin In Love and for a good 5 seconds I sat there wondering what kind of strange parody of Revenge by Captainsparklez this was supposed to be

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it’s sooooooo funny* how in tv a pregnancy plot will come up and everyone will be like it is totally your choice and i support you no matter what choice you make and if you need to “take care of it” or “schedule an appointment” because we don’t want to say the word abortion on tv we will be there for you. and every damn time the female character is like ITS MY CHOICE TO BRAVELY KEEP MY FETUS and the audience is like “see this is pro choice television because it was her choice” as if fictional characters are real human beings with the agency to choose this and not written by writers who are usually cis men

*stupid fucked up annoying and detrimental even

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Gabriel and Mary making a bad porn parody of the Annunciation

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Thinking about how in Gideon's narration she employs 206 anatomical names for bones but Harrow doesn't know the difference between a hilt and a pommel. Something something cavaliers being expected to respect/understand/integrate into necromancy while necromancers are not expected to do the same for caveliership. Is this anything.

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i get that dean said it in one episode (specifically written to highlight that sam is hiding an active addiction and is acting off btw) but every time i see people say that sam is more like john i just have to ask like. why. how. not even trying to be a bitch here i'm genuinely curious why people believe this besides dean saying it that one time and sam also going on an epic revenge quest for his fridged blonde lost love. it takes quite literally one episode for sam to stop being a menace due to grief, like he's teasing dean and is honestly shockingly well adjusted from wendigo to dead in the water. and then by season 2 when their dad dies he's the one telling dean let's talk about it and work through our grief together and outright telling dean that he's worried about him and wants to stay. like okay. sam can be singleminded and obsessive about hunting when shit gets bad, but i don't think that outweighs the many many ways he is not like john, on purpose. sam is outwardly kind to people they meet on cases and uses empathy to get through to people 90% of the time. he looks at hunting as an obligation and does not want that life for other people, especially young people. between him and dean he's the one who tries to communicate and get dean to open up and work through emotional issues before they become poisonous. i'm not saying that either of them is a one to one reflection of john at all, BUT! if we're looking at facts? if we're looking at who these characters are and how they act and the ways they think about things? dean is the one who says things that actually sound like john dialogue. could you ever imagine sam saying 'this is a dictatorship.'

john does not show up in the show that often, but when he does, he expects blind loyalty, he gets mad at them for not contacting him when he was literally impossible to get in contact with, he resents sam for wanting out of the game, he immediately sells his soul when dean's about to die, he deems himself judge jury and executioner for what he thinks of as monstrous and won't see a gray area, he talks about how proud he is of his boys to anyone but them -- these are not things sam will ever do. these are all things dean will eventually do. just because sam is a good hunter who takes notes and has a tragic inciting incident does not make him more like john. (and just because dean was parentified does not make him more like his mom who was raised a hunter and desperately wanted to get away from the life even if it meant losing contact with her family, but that's another post). like i am not joking i want to know where this idea comes from. it does not compute to me.