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Amatonormativity is killing kindness

Why can’t I smile at a guy? Why can’t I give him a hug? Why can’t I get him a thoughtful gift? Why can’t I be interested in what he’s saying and talk about meaningful things?

Because apparently that’s flirting. Apparently that’s sending the wrong message. Apparently I can’t show kindness to the other sex because amatanormativity is killing kindness.

Well, guess what? I’m gonna be kind anyway. And I’m gonna be grateful for the ways being aroace has taught me about kindness.

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contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

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Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

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series: *male and female character make eye contact and smile*

me: oh no. oh god no please

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Every Country: Time to quarantine, isolate, roll out testing.

UK: Time for some…natural selection

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I did this last game lol. We had killed a villain super dead, the DM then exposited that the castle we were in was now surrounded by an evil raptor army, and another villain was starting to use the dead villain's remains to tell the group what he was doing. I skipped the dialogue by casting Disspell Evil. Not sorry.

#253 Skipping Dialogue

Sorry, no time for chit chat

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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

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men can’t be lesbians and lesbians who use he/him aren’t men nor are they transphobic. pronouns don’t equate to gender, so stop trying to dictate who can and can’t be a lesbian.

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I am glad everybody's resident do-gooder and world-saving philanthropist, Bill Gates, is getting dragged cos he thinks having 6 billion leftover after getting taxed is too little for him.

Let's pie him in the face like we did back in the 90s.

You know he changed his demeanor. He was hated. He was cocky, and it showed. I think it was a PR thing for him to become this 'beloved do-gooder sweater wearing dad' thing he does now

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rip you legend

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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I think it looks like they involved either actual Sonic fans and/or furries.

HOLY FUCK IT'S SO MUCH BETTER NOW

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i’m in a slow downward spiral realizing how much i like the new shera specially everyone in the hoard, and glimmer.