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Asexual labels explained using cereal

You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.

Libido- How hungry you are

Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you

Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.

Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.

Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.

Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.

Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.

Aegosexual-  Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch. 

Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.

Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.

Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.

Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.

Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes. 

Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.

Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.

Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.

Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.

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Kokichi’s birthday yet again!!!

My son

This is my pregame au where they all go to the same school and Kiibo is a vampire

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My bad I forgot to put what Kiibo is saying

It’s his birthday lads!

(I missed it by like 21 mins but shh)

Kiibouma supremacy 

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It’s his birthday lads!

(I missed it by like 21 mins but shh)

Kiibouma supremacy 

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[among us] blue crewmate and his red imposter friend that stalks him to protect him from other imposters

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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Guess who’s birthday it is? :)

Kokichi’s! Here’s what I made for him this year :)

Watermark (big)

Normal

You decide who came to his birthday ;)

The ends of his hair are grayer as a reference to my au on wattpad. https://www.wattpad.com/user/Kokichi_Ouma_Is_Son 

I am aware that this isn’t his normal attire. He’s wearing it mostly because he didn’t expect anyone to come.

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Time for a well undeserved break :)

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Hey so if you're one of the Texas friends I've lost contact with, if you want to, dm/pm me and I'll give you my new number so we can talk!

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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Anyone who reblogs this will get a Crystal in their inbox based on their blog

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School shenanigans

Me: *shows this to @jamesbeck-universe*

@jamesbeck-universe: What’s a cashew?

Me: A type of nut

@jamesbeck-universe: ...

Me: A tree nut!

@jamesbeck-universe: I didn’t know trees could do that-

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Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

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Me and my friend

[Disclaimer these are all jokes]

@jamesbeck-universe- LOVE ME!

Me- I can’t I don’t have a soul

@jamesbeck-universe​- THEN I’LL PUT ONE IN YOU!

Me- That sounds sexual-

@jamesbeck-universe​- yOU’RE SEXUAL!

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Me- Horny people and bottoms don’t have rights... therefore I HAVE NO RIGHTS

@jamesbeck-universe​- FUCK YEAH I HAVE RIGHTS!

Me- You’re not horny?

@jamesbeck-universe​- Well no...not all the time...

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Me- I HAVE AS BOUT AS MANY RIGHTS AS A SLAVE IN THE 1800′s!

@jamesbeck-universe​- No! You have less.

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Me- *shakes water bottle*

@jamesbeck-universe​- W-why are you shaking it?

Me- I GOTTA MAKE IT CUM-

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Me- *to the tune of head shoulders knees and toes* Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes! Knees and Toes! All of the sexual parts! Sexual parts! Eyes and ears and mouth and nose! Head shoulders knees and toes! YOU FUCKING  W H O R E

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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Where to find CCP gachas

Alright, alright. Someone had to make the list. :P

Bless their heart, Premium Ticket posts upcoming Cocoppa gachas here for the current event. 

Cocoppa is just under a year behind @games, so check here for the most recent gachas. Some digging can get you old gachas.

If you don’t want to dig through @games, then I recommend @trade, which also has event items from Pocketland. Their previews are nice and large, and some animated items show the animation. You can also find item numbers if you want to use Selfy Lab.

For only old/future Cocoppa and @games gachas, check out Gachaholic. Once again, keep in mind that Cocoppa is about a year behind, so you’ll want to look in 2016 for 2017 gachas. I don’t like this site as much because the items are smaller and it’s harder to get the item numbers. 

Right now there is no site that has the items lists or numbers for Cocoppa exclusive items from events and gachas. If anyone does, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I NEED.

I’ve made two tutorials on how to use these sites alongside Selfy Lab (Part 1) (Part 2), check em out maybe? Here’s a post about putting poses into your Selfy creations.

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My Son’s birth of day!!!!!

Kokichi’s birthday is today!!! I drew him!!!

:3 his friends threw a surprise party for him and he’s a happy boyo