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I'm a mess I'm sorry

this blog is a mess i know but can we just appreciate season 5 for a second! ive just binged 17 episodes in two days and I'm supposed to be revising for my A levels. AHHHHH! I'm so high on the fact that i will no longer have to correct my mum that Fitz and Simmons are two different people!

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ok, ok, I know

the last time I promised to start posting again, well, I didn't. To be perfectly honest I doubt i’ll stick to it this time but I'm going to try. Anyway, back to the matter at hand. I'm loving this new plot. I think Lizzie absolutely killed it with how she reacted to fitz killing someone. She is watching the love of her life, killing someone else, loving someone else, not recognising her until he was told to hunt her down.... hell yeah she’ s gunna respond like that.

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I'm sorry I've become a dormant little monkey

School has just been crazy at the mo, but I've caught up and I'm ready to continue whatever this blog is.... posting my opinion I guess, well whatever it is it's happening again! Enjoy!

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That episode!!!

so as amazing as that episode was, I have been waiting months for more fitsimmons fluff. I know, I know its part of their new plot line, Jemma rising up the ranks and distancing herself from her friends, Fitz keeping secrets from Jemma. But I want stolen kisses, a new relationship. I am somewhat sad that we missed lots of the firsts of their relationship (obviously we did see the biggies), but instead we have skipped into the comfortable, safe place of a few months in.

All in all though I think we have the beginning of a good season on our hands!!

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Hey, I'm so sorry I haven't posted in a while 😶

This blog kinda went into hibernation over the last few months but season 4 is seriously almost here and I can't wait another second!!

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this adds up to 101%

Well it’s about damn time

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how could I not

If you don't reblog this, then you hate Harry Potter.

I’m obligated as a resident of Earth

FOREVER REBLOG

well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I? 

I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/

FOREVER REBLOG

Who wouldn’t reblog this?

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I have tried, unsuccessfully, to be calm about the fact that we have to wait 6 MONTHS!!!! to find out what Fitz’s surprise is!!!

tell me now!!!

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not only am I disappointed about the lack of fitzsimmons fluff in the last episode but we so almost had a glorious snogging session.

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crap, if it was strip never have I ever...

i love when people want to play “never have i ever” because i destroy at that game. i’ve never had sex, i’ve never kissed anyone, i’ve never had a boyfriend, i’ve never been on a date. i just sit back and laugh my ass off as people lose so quickly. it’s the best perk to being the virginiest virgin to ever virgin.

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imagine fitz's mum comes to visit

Mummy fitz to Fitzsimmons: so have you two confessed your love for each other yet?

fitzsimmons:*death stare*

group: I like you

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they don't understand what we went through

Fitzsimmons shippers are having a blast right now while StaticQuake shippers be like...

How long will it take for this whole mess to be over….I miss StaticQuake already 😢

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I have a fitzsimmons headcanon

So when fitzsimmons were at the academy they would pretend to be each other’s boyfriend/girlfriend if anyone hit on them in a pub or, more likely, in the boiler room but they would end up doing it whenever anyone would talk to them and pretend they thought they were needed just because they liked getting to be romantic secretly.

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me:*walks into school day after finding out fitzsimmons are canon*

me to my friends: omg!!!!Fitzsimmonsarecanon my life is over and beginning all at once!!!

my friends: what is Fitzsimons???

me:

me: I NEED NEW FRIENDS

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I have a fizsimmons head-canon where Colson gives fitzsimmons the week off because everyone else is going on a mission and then they hang out for a few days at the hub until they decide to build R2D2 (because lets be real, they have to be star wars fans) and when the group get back they ask them how their week was and they bring out a fully functioning R2D2 complete with holographic viewing.

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is it just me but I feel like fitzsimmons would never really have the courage to formally tell the group they're dating so would just end up dating in secret and telling them with wedding invitations and news that they’re moving to Scotland.

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A few of my favorite comebacks ever

Feel free to use any of these:

I Hope your Tivo recording of The Walking Dead cuts off before you can see the preview of the next episode

You can go fuck yourself, and don’t you DARE enjoy it

I hope your future partner doesn’t satisfy you, sexually.

I hope your otp never gets together

I hope your favorite character  in the book you’re reading dies

Your mother’s fashion sense is questionable at best

I hope a stranger sits next to you on the bus today

I hope you bite the inside of your mouth when you eat lunch today

Your pets will never love you