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Helloo! A headcanon idea, maybe the reader is famous (ex. Singer, actor, athlete) and how their relationship dynamic would be. Thought that would maybe be fun :)

Power Couple

includes: OP81, CS55, MV33, LN4, CL16, KA12, GR63, LH44, OB87, IH6, DR3;

X female!reader

summary: how would your relationship with the f1 drivers be, if both of you were famous!

Warnings!: none

Notes: i kinda hate this🥲, but whatever, next up are hcs about virgin reader!

wordcount: 414

OP81

-does not care..but has a massive tiktok folder with edits of you

-if you're an actress he watched ALL your movies within 3 days of knowing your profession

LN4

-starts giggling at 2 am, turns out he's watching a cute compilation video of you two

-would not give a fuck in interviews about his own career anymore, you are everything he talks about

MV33

-biggest simp when asked abour you

-fans call him the leader of you fandom and everything

-loves when he is your plus one, when ,ou show him off a bit yk

GR63

-any post you make..BAM George Russel meme included

-would love to be involved in tiktok content if you make some

-he is pretty cool about dating you, but everyone can see the little grin on his lips whenever you are mentioned

KA12

-so shy when he first met you

-now he loves to make references to your movies in his interviews

-would comment 'mia ragazza bella😌💞' on edits (my pretty girl)

IH6

-would make ads for your upcoming events on the vcarb tiktok account

-brags about you any chance he gets, not in a 'he's only dating you because of your status' way, but in a 'my girlfriend is the best, the coolest, the prettiest, the funniest,....'

LH44

-POWER COUPLE, THE DEFINITION OF POWER COUPLE

-otherwise not phased in the slightest

-always promotes any of your competitions or works

CL16

-probably had a secret fan account no one knows of

-if anyone mentions an accomplishment you made he goes on a 30 minutes rant about everything he knows from that specific time that was mentioned

OB87

-figures out that you a famous about 3 months into the relationship

-you two are watching a movie and suddenly you are there

-does not recover and uses the entire grid as unpaid therapists

DR3

-once he is retired and has no PR team and restructions anymore you two start posting like couply content and the fans go crazy

-with both of you being famous these tiktoks are the most iconic thing ever

-would love to accompanie you to your job if he can, just watching you and appreciating your passion and love for what you do

CS55

-there is any event to attend? you'll be there

-no matter if his or yours, you eat anytime there is a red carpet

-I feel like you two could have meme potential, like sweet ones but also funny ones

-a pic of both of you with disgusted faces, captioned with 'us when after we swera we don't judge'

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This is what kimi and george look like to me:

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Heyyyy it's me again!!! U have any thoughts on how they would call their partner??? Like sweet nicknames

Oh Darling

includes: MV33, OP81, OB87, KA12, GR63, CS55, LH44, CL16, LN4, DR3, IH6

X gender neutral!reader

summary: what nicknames the f1 drivers call you and how some of them like to be called!

Warnings!: none

Notes: watching Spa rn, and using the 80 minutes to clear the drafts🫡

wordcount: 312

OP81

-very decent with the names like babe and a nickname he gave you

-something about you calling him handsome just gets to him

LN4

-calls you all sort of "my little bunnyfart" and shit to annoy you

-on a serious note baby is his go to

-likes to be called baby in return too

MV33

-schatje, but also english names like darling(he got that from Daniel), pretty/handsome

-not really picky but really like when you simply call him maxie

GR63

-darling, his british ass doesn't use anything else

-maybe sweetheart/sweetie

-yet he is a sucker for being called baby or anything like that

KA12

-tesoro, ma bella, all kinds of italian nicknames

-always so happy to call you amy cute name, cause it reminds him you are his girlfriend and you do indeed love him

-haooy with anything, will blush at any nickname you could think of

DR3

-old man...he calls you Darl for sure

-baby and honey are also some of his favourites

- please call him sweetheart, he will melt

CL16

-bebe and ma cherie for sure

-he knows french is a romantic language and like the smug bastard he is, he uses that

LH44

-little british fucker just like George, darling all the way

-maybe also dear, but thats rare

IH6

-cupcake....and bebe. But mostly cupcake

-he is such a blushing mess when you call him baby please... such a cutie

OB87

-you call.him ollie..of course, so when you resort to a cute nickname he melts and goes so soft

-for you he has the entire pallette: baby, darling, sweetheart anything you want

CS55

-"Mi vida. MI VIDA" Mi vida or nothing

-he needs to remind you he is spanish after all

-does not care what you call him, but if you choose to resort to any spanish name he is done for, mushy, brain not working

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Also just thought of one headcanon where you get a cat during an triple header to keep you company and his reaction when finding out

Getting a Cat in secret

includes: OP81, LN4, MV33, KA13, OB87, GR63, AA23, IH6, LH44, CL16, CS55, DR3;

X gender neutral!reader

summary: you get a cat in secret while your boyfriend is away, how will he react?

Warnings!:

Notes: included alex this time because that man has more cats than braincells, of course he had to be in here.

wordcount: 612

OP81

-walks in and sees you on the couch with the cat, watching a movie

-probably puts it off to until the morning, tonight he's too tired to deal with that

-so in the morning when you do talk about it he probably was against it, until you an dthe cat gave him puppy eyes

-then you officialy have a cat

CS55

-"A cat? Mi vida what is this? We already have Piñón" *normal carlos confusion*

-"Good god I'm too old for this..", while he drags himself to shower

-when you bring it up again he us even more confused, in his mind you two simply had a cat now too

AA23

-with all the cats running around it would take him around 3 hours to notice the new one, lije when he is showered and has unpacked and goes ro greet all cats personally

-would not care okay? what is one more cat gonna do?

-yeah so you have 14 cats now

CL16

-when he walks in and sees you with a cat in your arms he thinks he's simply jet lagged, the weekend has just gotten to him

-so you tell him it's a real cat he is close to having a stroke

-don't get him wrong the cat is adorable but what if it hurts his precious leo?

-he says that while watching them play btw, he just is that paranoid

LH44

-roscoe would be it's dad omg just imagine

-"Darling I found a cat in the kitchen. This can't be, by any chances, your work?"

-like "the dad that didn't want the cat", within one week they are cuddling in bed every night

MV33

-notices as soon as he opens the door, because neither of his cats are coming to greet him

-he finds all the cats and you laying in the bed, seemingly fallen asleep after playing

-would simply lay down beside you, who is he to complain about another cute furball

-KA12

-walks in the door when the cat jumps in front if him

-"Mamma Mia, cos'è? Aiuto, tesoro!", poor man got jumpscared

-after a bit of explaining by your side and telling him he is a dad now he adapts immediatly

-Yes, he is a dad now.

GR63

-would tell you that you are not in the right situation to own a pet

-but when the cat comes over to his side of the bed at night? It's over for him.

-the next morning he has mahically changed his opinion, insisting he was just in a bad mood the day before

DR3

-pouty cause he always wanted a dog and now he can't get one, cause it'll eat the kitty (he thinks at least)

-you tell him that is bullshit and he's happy again

-OR you stand there, in front of the door waiting for him

-and when he comes? Then he has a cat in his hands too!

OB87

-probably doesn't notice until you tell him to look down

-goes soft instantly

-for him this was not you doing something impulsive. No, this is you surprising him with a cute kitty

LN4

-found out by the cat scratching him, when it just wanted to play

-says it was trying to kill him, with all the dramatics in his voice he could potentially add

-let's you keep it if you promise to never feed it any type of fish

IH6

-only one who genuinly wants to gibe it back (even when it already has it's heart)

-but when you dare to cry or even you just start tearing up, he gives in. Because what type of boyfriend would he be to make you cry

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Hey saw your post about the hc and had a few ideas maybe one where you take them to their first rave and what kind of rave music they would like the most. And maybe one about them finding their gf’s vibrator (hope that is not too smutty) love your work and can’t wait to read more soon!

Private Drawers

includes: OP81, LN4, CL16, LH44, GR63, OB87, KA12, IH6, CS55, MV33, DR3;

X fem!girlfriend!reader

summary: f1 drivers finding a vibrator in your bedside drawer!

Warnings!: vibrators...of course, mentions of using those, mentions of sex,

Notes: i went with the second one, cause I have ZERO knowledge about raves and the entire partying thing so I didn't want to half ass something off of internet info. I'm so sorry🥲

wordcount: 564

CL16

-wants to talk about it like mature people do

-"So today I found your..little helper in your drawer."

-you need to tell him it's only for when he's not home, because of a race. it's charles...he needs a bit of reassurance that he satisfies you plenty in bed

GR63

-would walk up to you from behind and shove it straight into your face

-"Y/N what is this? Care to explain why I have never gotten a try before?"

-spoiler warning: you did give him a try, and he for sure wants a few more

KA12

-shuts the drawer so hard the lamp on it falls to the floor

-"Kimi what was that? Are you okay?"

-when you walk in and see his red ears you put two and two together and burst out laughing

-you might want to fluster him again at night and shoeing it to him, and what else it can do

OP81

-doesn't see the reason to talk about it, he figured you have needs when he's gone too, they don't leave with him

-let's it slip out by accident a few hours later though

-is still chill about it, because he just is mature like that

CS55

-"Y/N, we need to talk."

-you think he is somehow mad at you for owning a toy, but: "Mi vida, you bought this...helpful gadget. You bought it. I tought we agreed that I want to spoil you rotten. I don't want you to spend money on things as long as I'm not completely broke"

MV33

-probably takes it with him to the next race, so you HAVE to ask him about it

-eventually tells you he has it with him...and...yk. It escalates to him using it while on a call with you

-otherwise chill

LN4

-mouth open, full body freezed he stands there until you come in, looking for him

-"Lando if called you about 3 times now and- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DRAWER!"

-you're both pretty flustered but get throught that awkward talk

-after Lando is quick to making allusions to you both using it

-he has no clue you're already planning an exciting night for the two of you

DR3

-so smug about it

-"Baby am I not good enough anymore?" with a mocking tone

-has it already turned on when he shows it to you

-he has you in bed so quickly, making you use it while he watches

IH6

-doesn't tell you he saw it and just keeps it to himself...he spirals and gets insecure

-it goes as far as asking liam for help, who just tells him to talk to you

-so when he does and you explain yourself, well let's say you for sure don't need the vibrator that night

OB87

-it takes him solid 6 seconds to realise what he us looking at

-takes a deep breath and just slowly closes the drawer again

-goes so red you just know that something happened

-when he finally spits it out, you need to comfort him a bit okay? OKAY?!

LH44

-that man is 40, he has seen it all

-not phased at all, just like: "Whoops, that was not what I was looking for." And carries on with his day

-Only thing he mentions is: "I didn't take you for the type to have a brown one, but thanks for the dedication."

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HEYY! I love your writing ♡♡♡♡♡

Could you do something like "how would they make their relationship public" plsss?

Making the relationship public

includes: OP81, OB87, MV33, LH44, CS55, LN4, KA12, GR63, DR3, CL16;

X gender neutral!reader

summary: how the f1 drivers would make your relationship public and behave afterwards!

Warnings!: none

Notes: tysm💗, i hope this is what you wanted

wordcount: 510

OP81

-forgets to do it, and when you ask him he's like: "They don't know yet? Wait gimme 10 minutes"

-let's you choose the photos but wants to do the caption himself (you have to check of course)

-OR he would just casually mention you in an interview :"The memes? Yes I know them, my girlfriend shows them to me all the time"

-OR Lando spoils it: "Yes we went partying after. Y/N, Oscars girlfriend wa stere too actually and-...Oh shit..."

LN4

-is so excited to finaly show you off to his fans and friends

-would probably do it in person on a show or something and the post pics on insta

-would tell the fans eberything thay want to know and more

-BIGGEST SIMP

MV33

-won't post you/make it public unless he is asked, bacause he just wants you to himself, protect you from all the mean people on the internet

-when he finally does tell the fans it's probably like:"The mother of my cats, so my girlfriend, ..."

-woul continue to be private about it, if you vreate content in any way and want him to join, he of course will.....occasionally.

DR3

-would be so open about it from the beginning that friends don't realise it

-one day he mentions you and all the fans go crazy so then he makes an official hard launch

-also loves to show you off on his insta or in real life at events

CL16

-would accidently say something in an interview but deny it instantly

-so any future questions ir rumours he just: DENY, DENY, DENY

-soft/hard launches you when he likes to, even when most the fans already knew

-would mention you all the time after and take you everywhere with him

LH44

-so incredibly chill about it

-lets you make it official whenever you are ready

-and afterwards? he mentions you in every interview at least once, every story he tells has you in it

OB87

-normal soft launch

-everything goes as planned, he waited a bit to not tell the fans too early but also not too long to seem like he doesn't want them.zo know, because he does. Oliver Bearman wants the entire world to know about his partner Y/N.

CS55

-would not hard/soft launch because he doesn't post at all

-just mentions it casually and has a blast when all the fans start screaming and going crazy

-mentions you sometimes with a smile on his lips, glancing at the camera or fans, kowing they live for your relationship

KA12

-fans knew from the beginning, he couldn't wait for the first opportunity to brag about you

-you got together in f2, so when he joined f1, literally all the fans knew from the beginning lf the season

-also soft launched at the same time so he had all the fans reactions

GR63

-extra photoshoot for the launch, at expensuve AF dinner yk

-at this point you have probably been dating for at least a year already

-wants you to launch him at the exact same moment

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My new children😌

Look at them they are so adorable I can't😭😭

P.S.: new hcs in work

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Meeting your Parents

includes: OP81, LN4, MV33, OB87, KA12, CL16, CS55, GR63, DR3, IH6,

X gender neutral!reader

summary: how nervous they are, about what and how it ends!

Warnings!: none, correct me if you find smth!

Notes: i think I'll switch to MV33 from MV1, because I probably will have to change it all next year😔

wordcount: 572

OP81

-nervousness: 5/10

-he is confident to charm your mom with flowers and your dad with the right words about his intention and career and all that

-but all the jokes about him having no emotions make him question if your parents won't find him symphatic enough to date their daughter in the end

-both your parents warm up to him so fast, a few funny anecdotes here and there and they are sold

LN4

-nervousness: 7/10

-confident to impress your mom (come on look at him, he has the face and curls that moms like yk)

-but all those middle-aged men talking about him being too whiny and emotional and all those toxic masculinity themes

-when he realises your parents really like him he treats them like they are his family too (the kinda are, they adore him)

MV33

-nervousness:7/10

-knows he has nothing to be nervous about, but he gets in his head about it and spirals

-all things jod or the media have mentioned spawn in his head, memories unlocking

-is convinced they hate him afterwards, even when they clerly liked him

-you have to reassure him please

KA12

-nervousness: 10/10

-stepping from one foot to the other, fidgeting with the stems of the flowers he bought,

-in his mind he is just a silly little guy who likes racing cars and gets mushy inside when he sees you

-of course your parents love him, so dedicated to his dreams and he doesn't play about you

GR63

-nervousness: 2/10

-he knows he is handsome, charming, stable job and everything a good son-in-law requires

-brings flowers and wine 100%

-would kiss you in front of them with no shame at all

CL16

-nervousness: 3/10

-come on, he knows he is THE Charles Leclerc

-his biggest fear would be messing up his english and saying something embarassing

-of course he has your parents on his side by the end of the evening, gushing to you about how perfect he is for you and in general

LH44

-nervousness: 1/10

-come on its Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton...your parents are nervous to meet him

-the ONLY thing would be his age if you are significally younger

CS55

-nervousness: 6,5/10

-he is just too bbgirl to not be nervous

-makes up hundreds of scenarios, how he could ruin the evening, spilling wine, saying something wrong

- if you're from anywhere other than spain: his accent and the entire spanish atire charm your parents in no time

OB87

-nervousness: 8/10

-watched tutorials on youtube and tiktok on how to be the best gentleman in front of adults/parents

-what conviced your parents most that he is the one for you are his eyes. The way they go soft when he looks at you, the quick glances when you laugh, the dilation of his pupils when you touch his hand

DR3

-nervousness: 0,5/10

-doesn't spend a second thinking about a bad outcome of the meeting

-he is charming and his smile contagious

-he's just great with meeting new people

IH6

-nervousness: 9/10

-cutie, even when the sweat started dribbling down his forehand before he even shook your parents' hands

-he speaks french, so your mom is most likely to approve of him

-his dad asks him one question about his intentions with you and he stemmeres his way through the answer, but he does that so sincerely you dad can't help but smile

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Hiii! I‘m the one who complimented you on your blog and requested the drivers when theyre sick. Thought i’d stop hiding behind being anonymous: :)

I must say, I had a really good laugh reading the drunk one, especially when you mentioned the “muss net schmecke, muss wirke” (in english) Quote. Thank you for making me smile, i love your little stories, keep up the work! Its amazing <3

Naw thank you so much💗appreciate it

This is such a sweet compliment😭🫠 i'm glad someone got the reference.

Love you pookie

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hii i love your writing and saw ur post asking for hc ideas for the grid and so here i am!!! Maybe one for the first kiss/date w the drivers would be cute <33

first dates and kisses

includes: OP81, LN4, CS55, CL16, IH5, OB87, KA12, LH44, MV1, GR63;

X gender neutral!reader

summary: the first date and kisses from their POV(kinda)!

Warnings!: making out(LN4), boner(KA12);

Notes: Ahhh you're so nice thank you💗also for requesting<3, those were all I had for now

wordcount:480

OP81

-pretty chill at first but it gets slighty worse

-very self aware about his movements, how he eats or how long he holds eye contact

-asks his sisters before about all zhe important stuff

-he initiates the kiss if he sees you give him all the signs his sisters told him about

LN4

-confident till the moment he sees you, he gets blushy and nervous

-I see him as the drive-in cinema guy for the first date

-once you started the kiss he gains his confidence back and goes full on make-out session

GR63

-CONFIDENT

-fancy, classy, old money restaurant

-would bring you flowers the size of a gymnasticball

-first date he doesn't go further than a quick peck, if you give him a kiss on his cheek he's sold

KA12

-his mom told him to bring flowers and go on a cute cafe date, so he does exactly that

-I don't think there will be a kiss happening on the first date

-after a few month you give him a soft kiss and his brains goes out

-can sport a hard on after a kiss on the cheek

LH44

-has much expierience so be ready for him to sweep you off your feet

-gives you his jacket, flowers, kisses you hand

-does first kiss you when you want to, zero pressure

CS55

-spends all day in the kitchen so he can serve you the most delicious food he ever made

-takes 2 hours ro do his hair

-10/10 kisser, right amount of hands/tongue etc.

-not very nervous but makes a lot if effort

OB87

-~'in a world full of boys, he's a gentleman'~

-nervous, but excitement overweighs

-if you even try to pay for yourself he takes it persona

-bit clumsy at the first kiss but tries everything to get better and improve the expirience

CL16

-picks you up in his most expensive car

-he forgot something important for sure (making the reservations, bringing flowers, underwear)

-100% kiss on the first date, initiates it

-he already kisses your cheeks as a greeting, like the monegasque little fucker he is

IH6

-nervous little baby regarding everything

-once the initial nerves are gone, somethimg goes wrong, like getting lost or something(it seems like the end of the world but soon you two will laugh about it)

-almost tears up because he wanted the perfect date for you, but 'messed up', so you kiss him and he goes red like a ferrari

MV1

-if you mention to have interest in ANY motorsport he'll almost drop on his knee and propose

-i feel like he's a picker eater so he orders the most extravagant food he could possibly like to imoress you (as a former picky eater: this is the way to flirt)

-would initiate the first kiss but only after you made the first move like holding hands for example

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It is an anon 😭

-P

D-does this mean...i have an anon now😧

[nono-serves]

LONG DAYS IS SO GOOD, DEFINITELY WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!

-P

(The P is for myself otherwise I forget what asks I send in😭)

This compliment made me so soft, thank you so much💗

Glad to be of service🫡

Isn't the P like an anon then?😭

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btw isn't ollie ob87? you wrote ob67 a couple of times and i don't think that's right?

I just noticed omg

Well oopsieeeeee, i'll correct it

THANKS SO MUCH for telling me

I knew something felt wrong🥲💀

My mind was like: just press the number nexr to 7 and then 7

I went im the wronf direction

[nono-serves]

Headcannon ideas for you as you asked!!!

• Drivers after a bad race

• Drivers when they had a long day

• Drivers when reader had a long day

• Drivers after a first win (first game win or first home gp)

Long days

includes: OP81, MV1, LN4, IH6, CS55, CL16, GR63, KA12, OB87, DR3;

X gender neutral!reader

summary: drivers when the day has been too much and how they would they care of you!

Warnings!: 18+ activities mentioned in CL16, DR3, CS55;

Notes: i went with the long days cause it can include the bad race so i have 3in1 like mens shampoo, Thanks for the request<3

wordcount: 703

OP81

▪︎he had a bad day

-is even quieter than usual

-lays face down on the couch (don't ask me how he's breathing, thats his thing)

-if it was a bad race he calls his mom or she calls him

▪︎you had a bad day

-lays on top of you to assist as a weighted blanket

-gets takeout for the two of you, even when his trainer will cuss him out

-euns you a warm, scented, bubbly, relaxing, romantic,.... bath

LN4

▪︎he had a bad day

-shoves his head up your shirt

-just wants sleep (maybe some spring rolls too)

-in case of a bad race he will blame himself and you have to orevent him from zoning out and overthinking

▪︎you had a bad day

-flexes his biceps to make you happy again

-offers you to live off his money so you can quit your job

-gives you a massage (not the best but he tries)

MV1

▪︎he had a bad day

-lays on you lower stomach with your thigs over his shoulders

-you learn 50 new swearwords everytime he opens his mouth

-dump all the cats and yourself on him and he's okay again

▪︎you had a bad day

-threathens whoevers fault it was

-shows you real crime documentation ti shiw you things could be worse

-watches all your comfort movies/series with you after

DR3

▪︎he had a bad day

-eats all the ice cream he can find in the apartment

-sex is an efficient method to cheer him up btw

-wants his hair played with

▪︎you had a bad day

-tries everything to make you laugh, but whem you realise all you need is comfort he adapts quickly

-his comfort includes smothering you in kisses

-would offer to fuck the memories out of you though

KA12

▪︎he had a bad day

-in case of a bad race he will rewatch everything and analize every data he has, he just spirals a bit so you have to let him do this for a bit and drag him into bed or onto the couch

-pasta is his peak comfort food

-"Can you tell me about your day? I need to hear your voice so I can sleep."

▪︎you had a bad day

-if you cry, he cries

-tucks you in bed and feeds you cookies his mom made

-shows you all the funny titkoks he found today

OB87

▪︎he had a bad day

-needs you to cover him in kisses

-baby him and make him food, he's yours forever

▪︎you had a bad day

-makes you instant noodles (only thing he can do alone safely)

-king of higs and cuddles

CS55

▪︎he had a bad day

-talks about it like a mature person

-wants to distract himself (tv, sex, cooking)

- if williams messed he has a 2 hour gossip call with ales

▪︎you had a bad day

-takes you on a walk so the fresh air can 'reset you'

-trashtalks your co-workes in a funny way

-"Mi vida tell me all about it, I'll listen"

CL16

▪︎he had a bad day

-need you strokinh his ego, telling him he's still THE Charles Leclerc (if Ferrari messed up a race again you have some work to do)

-needs a mental support blowjob

-cuddle him too and he's like new

▪︎you had a bad day

-will try to cook for you (look at him go)

-tells you funny stories from his childhood

-scoops you up in his arms and rolls you into a caterpillar with the duvet

GR63

▪︎he had a bad day

-sassy about it, makes snippy comments towards everyone (he goes easier on you though)

-you almost have to chain him to the couch so he stops pacing the living room

▪︎you had a bad day

-tries to logically solve the problem(s)

-soon he realises you just need his silemce and open ear

-makes you a coffee/tea/hot chocolate

IH6

▪︎he had a bad day

-he is a simple man: give him some cuddles and affirming words and he's like new again

▪︎you had a bad day

-pets your head like you are an pet (he's trying okay?!)

-SPRINTS to the store to get you all your favourite sweets and snacks

[nono-serves]

i have an idea for some hcs about telling your boyfriend drivers that you haven't had any birthday party before since birth (because your family was not a well-off one and growing up you got used to not celebrating your birthday even when you could afford it yourself). what will be their reactions?

Them finding out you never celebrated your birthday

includes: OP81, LN4, MV1, CL16, CS55, OB87, KA12, LH44, GR63, IH6, DR3;

X gender neutral!reader

summary: F1 drivers finding out you never celebrated your birthday due to you parents financial situation!

Warnings!: none i think, tell me if I missed smth!

Notes: Thanks for requesting!<3 i first interpreted this as reader had a bad family so i had to rewrite, but maybe one day I'll post the old version.

wordcount: 482

OP81

-jaw on the floor

-starts apologizing like it's his fault

-isn't too big on birthdays himself, but always celebrated at least with a few drinks

-asks his mum or sisters for help to organize somerhing

-WILL threathen to dump money on you

CL16

-thinks it's a joke at first

-when he finds out it was because of your wealth he goes on a warfare with....money? idk he just need to start a war

-will start planning the next party immediatly (even when your bday is in 7 months)

-you might have to comfort each other, because that shit upset him (for you)

OB87

-doesn't sleep that night, thinking bout baby-you being not celebrated on your bday

-makes a shared pinterest board with you so you can show him how you want your first party to look

DR3

-"I'll gift you a new childhood then okay?"

-decides to give you a birth-week for you for at least five years (gotta justify all the missed years)

-keeps asking why you didn't celebrate it as an adult and gets almost offneded when you tell him, you just didn't see the reason

LN4

-tears up

-will give your parents a talk the next time he meets them

-be prepared to be SPOILED on your next birthday...and every bday after that

-boy just wants to make you happy all day, every day

MV1

-would throw and visit a high end party for you (true love right there)

-throws an extra party every year with all the drivers to make up for all the missed bdays

-spoiling to no end

KA12

-phone falls from his hand, jaw goes slack

-a lot if italian cussing

-"Mi amore, I will give you a party every day is that enough? Probably not, let's make it two years!"

-showers you with gifts (literally, you wake up covered in them)

GR63

-would cosider throwing a kidsparty to heal you inner child

-"Darling what colour partyhats do you want?"

-threathens to sue your parents for child neglect or whatever comes first to his mind

CS55

-talks and listens like a therapist, really wants to heal any past traumatas

-"Mi vida, please get dressed for the cake tasting in half an hour."

-throws a party just like you want (big/small, drinking or not,....) and maybe invites your parents to show them how it's really done

IH6

-starts comforting you an obnoxious amount

-starts crying himself out of anger and pity

-wanted to throw a surprise party but spilled the secret at th thought of you getting flashbacks at first, before the party would be revealed

-"Ma cherie you have my permission to starts killing people..I'll jelp you okay?!"

LH44

-forces you to give him every detail about your dream party

-offers you a testing session with his new therapist (ferrari does things to a man), because he wants your family issues GONE

[nono-serves]

Heyyy :) just found your blog and let me say, your headcanons are amazingggg

Loved the partying one. Could you maybe write something about reader and the drivers when the driver is sick? Or maybe vice versa?

Thank youuuu 🫶🏻

in Sickness and in Health

includes: OP81, LN4, MV1, CL16, CS55, OB87, GR63, KA12

X gender neutral!reader

summary: how some f1 drivers take care of you and want to be taken care of when sick!

Wanrings!: mention of throwing up in Maxs and Ollies;

Notes: this was so much fun! Thanks a lot for requesting<3 (also i giggled at the compliment, thanks pookie)

wordcount: 612

OP81

▪︎he's sick

-pushes through it like a big boy

-if his nose is stuffed you'll never hear the end of it

-doesn't eant you near him at first, but gives in pretty quickly

▪︎you're sick

-calls his mom...every hour

-"What are you doing here?! Go back to bed!" "Bathroom? Do you think I train my arms for nothing? I'm supposed to carry you."

LN4

▪︎he's sick

-whiny AF

-"You were the love of my life, tell Max he isn't as annoying as I always tell him and tell my family it's okay, I died happy in your arms."

-gets sick easily (thats why he always dresses like it's winter)

▪︎you're sick

-shoves an thermometer in your moth every chance he gets

-gives you a bicycle bell to call him whenever (doesn't leave your side anyway)

-Insists to fluff up your pillow at least every two hours

MV1

▪︎he's sick

-always gets stomach bugs, so if you have emetophobia or smth, you'll have to take care of him through face-time

-your main task is basically taking care of the cats

-quick to bounce back again

▪︎you're sick

-blames the weather, your clothing, the people you went out with but never you

-makes good soup so you're full of soup (think of the kitty cat from tiktok full of soup)

-uses it to skip media duties

CL16

▪︎he's sick

-blames ferrari

-insists yours and Leos presence alone can heal him

-wants to watch cartoons, even when they give him headaches

▪︎you're sick

-blames ferrari

-asks reddit (and lewis) for help

-worries so much he starts talking to Leo and goes borderline insane until you're well again

CS55

▪︎he's sick

-runs so hot you have to give him antifever stuff ALL the time

-wants you to read him a bedtime storie

-doesn't eat and drink much, so you have to keep a good eye on that

▪︎you're sick

-makes you pancakes with medication in them

-if he can't be there he will be on face-time with you 24/7

-showers you with kisses so you 'can heal with the power of my undying love for you' (his words, not yours)

DR3

▪︎he's sick

-begs you to wear a sexy nurse outfit

-declares his last will to you daily

-after a few days he manages to sleep for 48 hours straight and is well again

▪︎you're sick

-wears a sexy nurse outfit

-loves to do pharmacy runs to show everyone how good care he can take of his partner

-puts fuzzy socks on your feet, even if you don't want them

-cuddles are top tier

KA12

▪︎he's sick

-clinga to you

-just umagine his curls sticking to his forehead with sweat from running a fever

-he awakens your maternal instincts

▪︎you're sick

-gets jumpscared everytime you sneeze

-convinced blueberrmuffins are the solution

-his mom makes you meals daiky and he delibers them with extreme dedication

OB87

▪︎he's sick

-denies it at first until he almost throws up on your shoes once

-apologizes all the time about the circumstances

-makes a tier list about the tastes of medication

▪︎you're sick

-panics and calls his mom to give him a tutorial for EVERYTHING

-gifts you a new little bear every day (keychain, stuffy, trinkets,...)

-the ENTIRE paddock knows because it's all he thinks and talks about

GR63

▪︎he's sick

-loves to take a bath to freshen up

-"I need a pep talk from Toto please, otherwise this is the end."

-swears on chamomile tea

▪︎you're sick

-crisis meeting with Alex

-tucks you in every night with more conventration than he works on the car with

-almost freaks out when you tell him it's 'just' a simple cold

[nono-serves]

Drinking Headcanons

includes: MV1, LN4, OP81, KA12, OB87, IH6, GR63, CL16, CS55, DR3;

(Gender neutral! reader)

summary: how they act drunk and in the club!

Warnings!: mention of jerking off in Georges, sexual avtivity teased in Kimis, in Daniels is the nonexistance of a boner mentioned

Notes: excluded Lewis this time, because I could not picture him drunk, ALSO pls gimme some ides for more hcs or fics

wordcount: 492

OP81

-i don't think he gets drunk too often

-can't walk straight for the life of his

-i feel like he's the type to throw up in bushes (pls don't question this)

-always very light hangover, even when he consumed his own body weight in shots

LN4

-starts singing and telling everybody he loves them, but he does that sober too so it's no surprise

-hoes on a 20 minute rant why fish should be extinct

-giggles the whole time and latches onto your arm the entire night

-if it's a house party, he is in the kitchen

MV1

-"Doesn't have to taste good, only has to have an effect"~ german wisdom and him probably

-Vodka Red-Bull is the love of his life btw

-if he falls asleep, he stays there. you can't wake him. once charles and oscar had to carry him to his apartemnt

-will talk about his childhood, but deny it all th morning

CL16

-zones out for half an hour and drops the most random takes:"Who the hell looked at cocain and said:'Yep, I'll breathe that in'."

-will cuddle leo like he's an actual stuffed animal

-wants to play you a love song on the piano but,...well it sounds horrendous

-he can actually wink when he is drunk

IH6

-starts crying when he sees you:"But how are you that beautiful"

-lightweight

-will throw hands even faster if some guy makes you uncomfortable

-forgets he is drunk, and why he is even here

CS55

-after ten minutes of ferrari slander he follows up with ten minutes of complimenting you

-if he's beyond wasted, he will only talk spanish

-everytime he's as much as tipsy he brings up his childhood goldfish Carlos Sainz Jr.Jr.

KA12

-you leave him alone for one sec and suddenly he is shirtless (probably learned that from George)

-starts cooking pasta but forgets to boil the water

-he is a horny drunk tbh, he will pop a boner and he will pull you into the bathroom

OB87

-DANCER, BIG BIG DANCER

-has the worst pickup lines for you :"I pooped in my bed, can i sleep in yours?"

-when you guys are in private he talks about his feelings and insecurities and gets a bit all emotional, but the entire vibe is gone if one of his own word trigger taylor swift lyrics

-only refers to himself as your personal teddy bear

DR3

-in a club: average of 10 new friends per minute

-introduves himself to you and asks you out, proposes and starts planning the family grave

-will call you "mamacita"

-can't get his dick up if he has alcohol im his system

GR63

-tells you secrets, ALL of them:"Sometimes in the morning I jerk off in the bathroom because your breathing made me hard"

-wants McDonalds on the way home...you guys are at home

-"I HAVE TOTO WOLFF ON SPEED DIAL"

-worst headaches and hangovers, he exists only over the toilet the next day