* ― VAMPIRIC STARTER PROMPTS .
* tw for mentions of blood / drinking blood / death + murder .
Human.
❝ that’s a lot of blood. ❞
❝ so you drink [human] blood ? ❞
❝ how long has it been since you fed ? ❞
❝ bite me. ❞
❝ you just bit me ! ❞
❝ i don’t believe in vampires. ❞
❝ i want to be your familiar. ❞
❝ can you turn in to a bat ? ❞
❝ you don’t have a reflection ! ❞
❝ so do you sleep in a coffin ? ❞
❝ you’re gonna need a bigger coffin. ❞
❝ so, how old are you really ? ❞
❝ your skin’s always so cold. ❞
❝ if you need to feed, you can bite me. ❞
❝ you can bite me, i trust you. ❞
❝ what does it taste like ? / what do i taste like ? ❞
❝ you’re [not] a monster. ❞
Vampire.
❝ drink this, you’ll feel better. ❞
❝ i’m [not] a monster. ❞
❝ i haven’t fed in awhile. ❞
❝ it’s dangerous for you to be here when i’m like this. ❞
❝ i want you to be my familiar. ❞
❝ forget what you think you know, vampires exist. ❞
❝ no, that’s a myth. ❞
❝ i’m not going to eat you. ❞
❝ you call it a myth, i call it a bad stereotype. ❞
❝ your taste so sweet / bitter / good / bad. ❞
❝ your blood smells so sweet / bitter / good / bad. ❞
❝ it’s been awhile since i tasted fresh blood. ❞
❝ you’re so warm. / i forgot how warm living is. ❞
❝ you have to invite me in. ❞
❝ i think i just killed someone. ❞
❝ honestly ? i’m terrified i’m going to have to spend eternity alone. ❞
Actions. ( add a + to reverse the action ! )
[ BITE. ] the sender bites receiver on the ( neck / wrist / thigh / bodypart ) to drink their blood.
[ TURN. ] the sender turns the receiver into a vampire.
[ BLOODLUST ] the sender has gone too long without feeding, base instincts taking over, the receiver finds them.
[ COFFIN. ] the sender stumbles upon the receiver sleeping in a coffin.
[ STAKE. ] after finding out the receiver is a vampire, the sender tries to stake them.
[ MIRROR. ] when passing a mirror, the receiver notices the sender does not have a reflection.
[ OFFER. ] after noticing the receiver hasn’t fed in a few days / weeks, the sender offers to let the receiver feed from them.
[ MESS. ] the sender finds the receiver covered in blood that certainly isn’t their own.
[ LICK. ] the sender licks blood from the receiver’s wound / finger.
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nadja encouraging laszlo to go bang the baron after she did is *chef kiss* perfect couples do exist
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❛ i go for a look which i call , “ dead but delicious . ” ❜ / @sanguiisuge
her laugh is low. throaty. something akin to a purr, one might say. the tips of her blood red fingernails scratch at his bearded jaw before nadja tilts his chin up to inspect him carefully from beneath her lowered lashes. she likes what she sees, of course. she always has.
❛ oh laszlo, my darling. my savory little cabbage roll. i could suck the blood from a thousand kings until there was nothing left but an empty bag of bones, and those pathetic meat sacks wouldn't be half as delicious as you are. ❜
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❛ that’s a very offensive word to call people . ❜ / @therelentless
❛ oh boo hoo! the mean lady called me a terrible name and now i must go home and cry to mama! ❜
the moment of mocking finished, nadja flicked her long, manicured fingernails in nandor's face and sneered with disdain. she had no time for him or his hurt feelings.
❛ i need laszlo here right now, not you, so it is your turn to look after the baby colin robinson and make sure he is rehearsing and ready for tonight. or get your bodyguard and make him do it, i really don't care. now... shoo! get out of my sight! ❜
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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2014 film, what we do in the shadows. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ it’s 6 PM in the nighttime , which is when i wake up . ❜
❛ i like the company . ❜
❛ i just really like having a good time with my friends . ❜
❛ you don’t have to come , but i thought i’d extend an invitation to you just in case . ❜
❛ well , i’m glad to hear that i’m cool . ❜
❛ i’m embarrassed when people come over here . ❜
❛ and we’re still friends today . ❜
❛ vampires have had a pretty bad rap . ❜
❛ i was smitten . ❜
❛ i thought , “ you know what ? to hell with it . i���m going to go . ” ❜
❛ that’s about as long as i can wear that . ❜
❛ when you’re a vampire , you become very sexy . ❜
❛ i go for a look which i call , “ dead but delicious . ” ❜
❛ i’ve been a very thirsty girl . ❜
❛ what are you doing tonight ? ❜
❛ he tells me what to do , i do it . ❜
❛ oh , it’s a little bit of blood . ❜
❛ i was just wondering if we could talk about the … the deal . ❜
❛ i just feel like i’m the best version of myself that i can be . ❜
❛ i like to make a real evening of it . ❜
❛ well , that didn’t go so great . ❜
❛ it’s a real mess in there . ❜
❛ you were the one that started calling me that , and then it kind of caught on . ❜
❛ [ name ] , are you a virgin at all ? ❜
❛ if you’re going to eat a sandwich , you’d just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it . ❜
❛ how does it feel to have a snake for a penis ? ❜
❛ my penis has disappeared . ❜
❛ no one’s gonna mistake your penis for a cobra , [ name ] , okay ? ❜
❛ who let [ name ] out ? ❜
❛ i think everyone has always wanted to fly . ❜
❛ why don’t you use the front door ? ❜
❛ you’ve got a whole documentary crew following you around . ❜
❛ i’m doing an erotic dance for my friends , and you ruined it . ❜
❛ i don’t know if i’m accepted yet . but … i don’t know , i think it’s getting there . ❜
❛ it would be cool to just hang out with them . ❜
❛ they can teach me some stuff . ❜
❛ the way i see it , i’ve got a whole new family . ❜
❛ he just thinks that i’ve just met some colorful friends . ❜
❛ i can smell werewolves . ❜
❛ i heard that , mate . i’ve got sensitive hearing . ❜
❛ you’re on camera , mate . ❜
❛ we’re werewolves , not swear - wolves . ❜
❛ that’s a very offensive word to call people . ❜
❛ why are you swearing all the time ? ❜
❛ what do you do when someone tells you that they’re a vampire ? ❜
❛ he’s definitely my best mate . ❜
❛ i’m not gonna eat him . ❜
❛ i’ll never eat him ‘cause he’s my mate . ❜
❛ at first i wanted to kill him . but now i’m glad i spent the time to get to know him . ❜
❛ he’s a … vegetarian . ❜
❛ there is a crucifix behind you . ❜
❛ with humans , there’s a tendency to die . ❜
❛ i’m the main guy in “ twilight ” . ❜
❛ how many people have you told you’re a vampire ? ❜
❛ i’m a vampire hunter , man . ❜
❛ i’ll tell the whole world that you’re an asshole . ❜
❛ i don’t care about your stupid jacket . ❜
❛ i’ll say it . i’m over being a vampire . ❜
❛ i’ll say it . i’m over being a vampire . it’s shit . don’t believe the hype . ❜
❛ i just stepped back , and let her live her life . ❜
❛ get out of the sunlight ! ❜
❛ i will tear out your tongue and shove it down your ass ! ❜
❛ i really hope that those guys don’t kill those police because it will mean more police will come . ❜
❛ well , his soul is in hell . ❜
❛ just have a bit of dialogue about it . ❜
❛ i'd like you to find your own original style . ❜
❛ i hope you never see the beast . ❜
❛ just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet ! ❜
❛ we were very sexually explosive . ❜
❛ nice to meet you , asshole . ❜
❛ fuck off to a tree . ❜
❛ get that camera out of my face ! ❜
❛ you have to watch everyone die . ❜
❛ if i know [ name ] , this was probably the way he wanted to go … ❜
❛ if i know [ name ] , this was probably the way he wanted to go … disembowled by werewolves . ❜
❛ i hope i made you feel better . ❜
❛ i’m the alpha male , so i made the call . ❜
❛ what are you laughing at now , though ? ❜
❛ laugh with the group . ❜
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