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I'm not a snzfucker but I know some of y'all follow me so uhhhh enjoy this ~sick aesthetic ~

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a) i just pulled a muscle in my back while cumming and if that's not being almost 30 idk what is

and b) it made my stomach feel SO MUCH WORSE is there no justice in this world????

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my poor tummy is so sore and bloated and sensitive that the waistbands of my pants and boxers feel like torture. even my loosest sweats are uncomfortable. but also i live in a place where it is winter, and it's too cold to go pantsless!!

(cw chronic illness)

i am in a gastroparesis flare (tl;dr my stomach is partly paralyzed and is digesting too slowly) and my digestive system is A Mess 😭 and honestly i just wish someone could enjoy it?

i can barely eat anything, I get full and nauseous immediately, I'm burpy af, my stomach stays bloated and full for so long and the gurgles are obscene, and the constipation is absolutely wrecking me even though i take daily laxatives.

i just need someone to rub my belly and take good care of me and uhhhhh maybe jerk off about my problems so i can get some second hand enjoyment

i just ate some ice cream bc it's easy to get down and now i have to actively concentrate on keeping it there, because my belly just wants to reject it. but i need the nutrition. it would be so so so miserable if someone stuffed me right now, please do it

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(cw chronic illness)

i am in a gastroparesis flare (tl;dr my stomach is partly paralyzed and is digesting too slowly) and my digestive system is A Mess 😭 and honestly i just wish someone could enjoy it?

i can barely eat anything, I get full and nauseous immediately, I'm burpy af, my stomach stays bloated and full for so long and the gurgles are obscene, and the constipation is absolutely wrecking me even though i take daily laxatives.

i just need someone to rub my belly and take good care of me and uhhhhh maybe jerk off about my problems so i can get some second hand enjoyment

i just ate some ice cream bc it's easy to get down and now i have to actively concentrate on keeping it there, because my belly just wants to reject it. but i need the nutrition. it would be so so so miserable if someone stuffed me right now, please do it

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Dreaming of eating out a girl while her belly churns and groans above my head.

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i have no idea if it was a bug, my broken digestive system, or if i ate something I'm allergic to, but yesterday was ROUGH

i woke up super nauseous, scrambled to take an anti nausea pill, and had to run to the toilet to have a little diarrhea. the cramps were AWFUL, and when i was done i just laid on my heating pad being miserable (but vaguely turned on because, you know, kinks).

a couple hours later it was time for round 2, but as soon as i sat down i realized i needed to puke and had to go get a bowl to do it in. I threw up on the floor while trying to get the bowl out of the cupboard, shit myself just a little, and puked the whole way back to the bathroom while clenching for dear life. it was all water and mint tea and a bit of the soup I'd had for dinner, and after i finished vomiting i was stuck on the toilet for a good 10 minutes shitting my brains out. i ended up getting straight in the shower after.

i didn't get sick again, but for the rest of the day i was achy and feverish and nauseous, and I'm still not 100% today.

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😍

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Diapered!A keeps letting out little farts all day. They push them out in without any hesitation or shame and openly sigh as awful gas warms their diapered butt. A scrunches up their face as they push out a particularly wet fart, propping their legs up and sticking out their butt. It stutters and purs into their diaper, and A melts into the couch. But they arent even pushing when a smooth turd slips out of them and makes an abrupt bulge in their diaper. Their eyes shoot open, but there's no stopping it. Theyre about to drop a big load in their diaper. A shakily reaches down to hold up their legs and, with a little grunt of effort, they push out three more turds into their diaper, making a decent sized lump in their butt. Their tummy heaves a little, and with a shakey whine A pushes out one last squishy load to join the rest of the big soft mess in their diaper. A sighs, feeling deeply satisfied and relieved, and pats their tummy. They cant help themselves though, and A clenches their fists and pushes hard to get out one more big fart. Their eyes almost cross from the feeling. They reach down to feel at the mango sized bulge bulge between their legs when they realize their bottom never closed. Before they do anything about it, a heap of diarrhea flows out of their unclenched sphincter. It pushes the mess in their diaper up and out towards their leg holes, causing brown mess to spill out of the fluffy garment and onto the couch.

A blushes and considers not pushing so hard next time.

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hey if you're a minor and you message me i will block the fuck out of you

don't do that shit

don't engage with adults in kink spaces. please have a shred of respect for people's boundaries.

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What would be your ultimate Fantasy?

Wow okay…ultimate…fantasy…hmmmm

Gas station sushi.

Lots of gas station sushi in an already stuffed and gassy belly.

Not mine, someone else’s.

I convince them to buy the fish, even though I KNOW they’ll spend the next few days in agony (and ecstasy but that’s the fantasy part, obviously ;)) The purchase alone is suspicious, but the look of knowing anticipation in both of our faces is a different kind of off-putting to the cashier who is very confused.

We walk out to the car and I’ve already shoved a piece in their mouth. It’s…slightly warm…a grimy texture, they say between bites. By the time we’re home, the two large rolls (two too many for gas station sushi) are gone, and the look on their face is already twisted and green.

Without going into too much detail, we spend the next few days going from the bedroom to the bathroom. The apartment is graced with sick buckets and bowls, and they’ve sweated through or soiled most of their comfy clothes. Their tummy is solid. The. Whole. Time. The sushi has somehow turned everything to cement despite the constant puking and bouts of watery diarrhea. They ache. They hurt. But between rounds of sick and warm soapy baths, are sloppy, groaning fucks. Both of us are shamefully turned on by how disgusting they are, how sick their gut is, but we continue rutting and sucking and licking until they find themselves running for the bathroom…again.

But that’s just the one I’m thinking of now ☺️

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I am once again thinking about characters getting sick in the middle of the night

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Wanna rub somebody's belly while they sit in my lap and burp and puke into a bucket

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sickee feeling sick yet still attending their plans and vomiting in public <33

hi thank u for the ask !! happy 2 comply :)

CW FOR EMETO AND LIGHT NSFW

a feels miserable. their head is pounding so viciously that it’s practically about to explode, their insides are turning dizzily, and they’re pretty sure they’ve developed a low-grade fever at least.

and yet, here they are, at an event that b had dragged them to. they know it’s important to b, but they’re seriously not feeling well. for a moment, a considers asking b to leave early.. but thinks better of it for now. they can tough it out.

..right?

desperate to relieve some of the pressure and the nausea whirling around in their stomach, a presses their hand to their mouth. they let out a sickly, wet burp into their hand; and that’s all they’re hoping for, but their face goes pale when bile and undigested fruit (from the fruit bowl, of course) coat their tongue and mouth in a thick layer like poison.

“oh, gross..” a murmurs to themselves, closing their eyes and focusing on the vile substance in their mouth. It’s sour.. and warm.. and sticky, and—

“rrgh-“ they groan, finding that concentrating too hard on the texture of the mess only makes their stomach writhe more violently.

‘no, no, no-‘ they’re thinking to themselves, their hand still pressed desperately to their mouth.

“Hhnghh..”

a is completely taken over by nausea, and as they begin to swallow back their stomach’s contents, they’re entirely oblivious to the world around them. the noise, the colors, the scents — they’re all gone, replaced by a dizzying nausea.

just as a manages to force the last bit of bile back down their throat, they can feel a hand on their shoulder and another wrapping around their waist. their eyes snap open to see b, a concerned (but also slightly amused) expression plastered on their face.

“are you okay, honey? you feeling sick?” mumbles b, softly, pressing the back of their palm against a’s forehead—

“ah.. you’re burning up.” b smirks softly, “wanna get to the bathroom?”

b leans in close to a, whispering into their ear.

“or are you just gonna puke on the floor, like the dirty little whore you are?”

a’s face flushes, and they whine, squeezing their legs together in an absentminded response to the heat pooling between their thighs. that was hot.

“I.. I..” a stammers with bated breath, locking eyes with b. their throat works, swallowing convulsively to delay the inevitable.

“it’s okay, baby. just let it out, yeah? you’ll feel so much better..” b croons, combing through the other’s hair as they press closer to a.

b can feel a’s heart pounding, the sweat on their pale skin, and the way their belly is rumbling and churning beneath them. b shudders, their own face heating up a little in response.

“you’re so warm..” b whispers, “c’mon. get it up, honey. for me?”

b’s encouragement is enough. a lets go, allowing b to hold them in place as their knees buckle beneath them. their stomach heaves and sends up wave after wave of warm, lumpy puke. it pools in the floor - it’s covering b’s shoes, and most of a’s outfit. The sticky substance is even coming out of a’s nose.

great. a’s just thrown up on the floor at a professional (and quite gorgeous) venue. this will not be good for their reputation, but just seeing what it’s doing to b..

“good boy/girl~” b coos sweetly, wiping the bile from a’s lips, nose and chin. “but you’ve made a mess of yourself.”

b’s own breaths are slightly shaky as they speak, a lopsided smile on their arousal-flushed face. they can feel their own thighs heating up with desire.

a whimpers, coughing sharply as they lean against b’s chest. b’s warm, soothing chest.

“i know.. i’m sorry..”

“don’t apologize. that was the hottest thing you’ve ever done..” b grins widely, scooping a up into their arms.

they’d have to leave early, but b isn’t complaining.. because now their partner is a vomit-soaked, sweat-drenched mess - completely at b’s mercy.

with a kiss to a’s head, b whispers again: “you’re so pretty when you’re sick. don’t worry. i’ll help you when we get back home.”

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(flirtatiously) My stomach hurts

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How’s your belly? Did you finally poop after you were constipated?

i did!! it hurt 😭 but i finally managed to get it all out. ofc now I'm constipated again, because this is just my life :|

i just need constant belly rubs ok?

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the idea of caretaker being turned on by their sickie being….well, sick, is great. but have you considered: sickie being the one incredibly turned on by the state they’re in, while their devoted caretaker is oblivious and solely focused on looking after them. sickie admitting to them how pathetically horny they are and begging their caretaker to touch them. caretaker is surprised at first but quickly gets into it, whispering that they’ll do whatever it is their partner needs to feel better

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i haven't been able to poop since Monday. It's Friday. my belly is bloated and crampy and I've been eating oatmeal and prunes and cabbage, and I still can't go.

I'm scared to take laxatives because last time I tried it made me mess myself, which is... not a thing I'm fully opposed to, but also not something I want to deal with right now.

I just need someone to give me belly rubs until I can get some relief 🥺