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Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Canadian.

Watch my Peppers: I don’t care if you really do need someone to watch your peppers bud. Don’t ask me to do this. I will fight you. You should have made plans to take care of your own peppers. I know Canadian Ikea won't let you bring them inside. That’s why traditionally, Canadians visit the pepper store after we’re done shopping at Canadian Ikea. Get with the program. 

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Did You Know?

Did you know that Canadians hatch from eggs? It’s true! This little-known fact has been kept under wraps for years, but in the end, we can’t deny it. Around July First every year, all the fertile women in Canada gather in the Bay of Fundy to lay their clutches of eggs. Then on Canada Day, the little guys make their way off the beach and into the water. Good luck new Canadians!