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!!NOTICE!!

Porky’s Breakfast Bonanza Skeeball Machine is currently out of order. Someone ate all the bacon from the ticket feeder…and all the backup bacon.

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@berrythetree I know this was you 👀

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Oh thank goodness! I need some newtvice on how to treat these animatronic puppet bites. 😬

Is this thing on??

ATTENTION denizens of Arcane Acres!

The Harmacy is now on Tumblr!

We look forward to continuing to provide you with the same horrible service you’ve come to expect of us from Threads.

That is all.

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SNACK COUNTER MENU

• The Final Slice — $3.14/slice

- Possessed Pepperoni

- Cheese.EXE

• Boss Battle Burger — $6.00

- Processed Slice Overide +$0.66

• Nightmare Nachos — $5.63

• Fries Not Found — $4.04

• Frostbyte Freeze — $2.75 (16oz)

- Bugged Blueberry

- Gutter Grape

- Cybernetic Cherry

• Funnel of Lost Levels — $4.51

• Cheez Loopers — $3.45 (8pc)

• Pixel Brine Pickles — $2.66

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*brushes soot off coat sleeve*

Hey, can you ask the dragon kids’ parents to fire proof their sleeping area a little better? Herberthalomew got singed after the second night terror set that tree ablaze. The Chaos Gremlin was able to fix him up before the Creature Care center opened this morning—but he’s acting like he almost died so I gotta get back. Can I get a coffee and pastry to go, please?

Gooood morning, Arcane Acres!

We hope you got some rest last night, what with the dragon kids having nightmares off and on. I'm pretty sure it wasn't because they were playing weights with the resident werewolves the other day.

Anyway, Frannie would like to remind everyone to hydrate, eat what you feel up to, and don't forget your meds.

Also, the kobold bakers went on a bit of an energy drink fueled baking spree, so we have an absolute surplus of baked treated. Come sample some, because even with Barry and his tentacled compares and werewolves, we're barely making a dent.

-Ronald, resident hellhound wrangler

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Please don’t rage against our machines. They’re innocent.

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*ring ring*

Thanks for calling No Save Arcade, where every playthrough is your la—

Oh hey Roane, you coming tonight?

Huh?

No, we haven’t gotten any more suspicious packages than usual.

Why?

Mavis ordered WHAT??

Sweet Frank-N-Furter on a pogo stick…

This is why we need a post office.

Hey uhm has anyone seen a small box with a “fragile” stamp on it? Faint blue glow about it?

If you see it, please bring it by the video store before this evening. It’s a surprise for movie night.

I should probably call Roane and see if it got delivered to the music store by mistake.

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Have a stack of arcade tickets burning a hole in your pocket?

(We’re sorry, here’s a patch kit)

Redeem them now for one of our sticky slappy hands—now in violent aubergine!

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Yes, the carpet is sticky. No, it isn't soda.

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Slimy Slapper Hands have been restocked at the prize counter!

Grab a hand today in one of our new color options -- razzmatazz, heliotrope, or smaragdine! 💜❤️💚

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A neon sign flickers against a brick wall

“ARCADE”

You step closer and peer through the windows

Brightly lit machines flash from every corner

The faint sounds of chimes and dings drift from beneath the front doors

A machine on the left wobbles

A shadow passes across the pool table

There’s not a living soul in sight

Your hand rests on the handle of the left-hand door

You look down at the dingy sandwich board sitting on the sidewalk next to you

A message is scrawled in dripping red…marker?

*10 free tokens for n00bs”

You pull open the door

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welcome to the no save arcade

if you win — you never leave