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nose-bl
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• they/them • legally an Adult™ • i try to be funny in the tags • @noseturno is my art-only blog
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nose-bl · 3 months ago
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13. BLEEDING TOOTH FUNGUS
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nose-bl · 5 months ago
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All the wallpapers I did for the Disconnected digital bundle!
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nose-bl · 5 months ago
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Having a hyperfixation while being in a depressed episode is so fucking crazy. All Food tastes bad and I can’t bring myself to shower and reading for an assignment sounds like waterboarding but show me a good fic of Boo Boo Johnnykins and suddenly the world is sunny and for Boo Boo Johnnykins I won’t kill myself for another day
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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On twitter I’m seeing dozens of threads from Black activists warning people against burnout, giving all sorts of useful tips about preventing and managing it for the sake of a long-term, sustainable effort.
On tumblr I’m seeing a hell of a lot of young white kids yelling at anyone who actually follows those steps, and acting like burnout is a moral falling rather than a well-proven psychological phenomenon.
Be careful who you get your information from. Don’t let guilt lead you to make choices that will harm both you and the movement.
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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but yeah cis people don't see trans boys as threatening to girls at all
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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SIMULADOR DE NAVIDAD
MESES ANTES:
-Este año vamos a hacer menos comida, o sino sobra y no entra en la heladera
- Y de postre helado!
[TODOS ESTAN DE ACUERDO]
NOVIEMBRE
-Vamos a hacer menos pero... Sera que va a alcanzar? Traigo peceto vitel tone
-Y yo lengua a la vinagreta
-Yo ensalada!
Etc etc etc
NOCHEBUENA
Ni en sus epocas mas rancias de tirar la manteca al techo de los reyes europeos habran visto tanta comida y alcohol juntos como estas viendo hoy. Todo esta rico y salis rodando/sumamente alcolizado de las premisas. Buenisima noche
SLFJSKFNDJFNDNNFNDNFFB
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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prmare
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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“intimacy means that we can be who we are in a relationship, and allow the other person to do the same. ‘Being who we are’ requires that we can talk openly about things that are important to us, that we take a clear position on where we stand on important emotional issues, and that we clarify the limits of what is acceptable and tolerable to us in a relationship. ‘Allowing the other person to do the same’ means that we can stay emotionally connected to that other party who thinks, feels, and believes differently, without needing to change, convince, or fix the other. An intimate relationship is one in which neither party silences, sacrifices, or betrays the self and each party expresses strength and vulnerability, weakness and competence in a balanced way.”
— Harriet Lerner in The Dance of Intimacy, p. 3 (via fatemareads)
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
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You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
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THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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Canon/Headcanon likelihood chart
So I've been thinking about @macdenlover 's "levels of headcanon" chart (about how heavily a HC is influenced by canon), so I decided to make my own scale about how likely a HC is to be true (including different levels of canon) using queer cartoon characters as examples :)
I just spent an hour making this because I was bored. Enjoy.
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Inspiration:
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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Sometimes I see people from countries with public healthcare systems post videos that are like “This is the reality of socialized medicine. I had to wait in the ER with my sick baby for 4 hours.” “I had to wait 8 months to see a specialist. That’s egregious.” or “They didn’t have a bed for my loved one in mental health treatment.” and it’s like. Come to America babygirl. You can experience all of this and have your insurance deny it and pay thousands and thousands of dollars for it. Like I know healthcare systems in countries with public health can be bad but when I see someone imply they’re bad because the healthcare is universal, I want to jump through the screen and put my elbow on their throat. “The NHS is deeply flawed, therefore we should abolish it and go back to private healthcare. That will definitely make healthcare in this country better!” I am going to Kill You.
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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nose-bl · 6 months ago
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self portrait
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