not-actually-a-hulk - Tumblr blog

[not-actually-a-hulk]

Whatever, man.

You'll always be my favorite sorcerer.

[What a sap.  He pulled Billy close again as he tried to shift away]

Give me another kiss, Sorcerer Supreme.

             Nnnnghhh~                   Dude, that’s maybe, I haven’t even decided yet. 

 [ cue the playfully embarrassed nudges away from the hulk of a cutie ]; 

       If anything, Wanda can show me the ropes and it’ll be Crimson Sorcerer, but yeah, call me Supreme again, I think that just became a kink~

[not-actually-a-hulk]

[Teddy's arms wrapped tight around Billy, pulling their bodies close]

At least it's not lying.

Come here, oh Sorcerer Supreme.

               Hold still, stupid.

                       [ kiss, a little nibble— scratch that, a bite turned to a suck and a suck morphed to a hug ]; 

                       Orion’s belt says ‘Teddy has a huge dick’

[not-actually-a-hulk]

What?

You're really cute.

Like "Have you looked in a mirror lately" cute.

       I realign the cosmos and all my boyfriend can think about is how cute I look…

[not-actually-a-hulk]

                    [ did everyone know how it feels?                the feeling of moving stars into alignment.                   warping the world and its property                               to be in control of it all                          maybe that’s all you need?                           maybe it’s all you want?                               power & control ];  

                        The big dipper now reads ‘William’

[not-actually-a-hulk]

[not-actually-a-hulk]

[not-actually-a-hulk]

[not-actually-a-hulk]

[not-actually-a-hulk]

     H  A  I  L    H  Y  D  R  A  

[not-actually-a-hulk]

Reblog with a picture of your muse's "SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT" face.

[not-actually-a-hulk]

(( Just made 150 icons for other muns because they are all precious babies~ Now I’m just gonna sit here and stare and each and every Billy I follow without actually speaking to them. ))

[not-actually-a-hulk]

Teddy looked at Peter.  Oh, right.  Billy and Tommy's situation was never easy to explain.  "Billy... he doesn't live with Wanda," he said carefully. "She's not here.  She's--uh--almost never here, really." Hell, Billy hadn't even met her until a year ago.  "It's complicated. He's better at explaining it than I am."  Reality never failed to confuse Ted when it wasn't progressing in a straight line.

Ted smiled up at Billy as the window opened.  "Sorry Mr. Picky, I'll come back and do it again later on when I'm alone."  Christ, he was smitten.  Seeing Billy's face always filled him with a sense of warmth, he'd stared at the ceiling late at night on more than one occasion, considering how completely and utterly hopeless he was around his boyfriend.

His gaze shifted to Peter and then back up to Billy.  "It's kinda complicated?  We're coming up, alright?"

+8

"Right." He walked beside him thinking things over before a thought occurred. "I don’t come around here often? But Wanda lives here right? Wouldn’t I visit Wanda? I mean Billy’s her son so he lives with her right? won’t she recognize me?" She had too, they were twins after all, and they were close. The moment he saw Teddy pick up a pebble he crossed his arms. "Don’t break his window big guy."

Billy was on his back busy reading his newest comic, he was almost finished when he heard a pebble hit his window. He instantly thought of Teddy, he had the cutest, lamest, greatest boyfriend ever if he was throwing pebbles at his window. He set the comic down before rolling off the bed to pull up his window. “You know it’s more romantic if no one’s with you.” He grinned down at him, leaning out his window. “So who’s he?”

[not-actually-a-hulk]

"Billy will be able to do it," Ted said without doubt.  "He's Wanda's son--the reality warper."  Teddy started towards the residential section, trying to keep up a quicker than normal pace for Peter's sake.  "Just, uh, try not to step on any butterflies?" He joked.  "I mean, that kind of stuff is a possibility, but I don't think you've been here long enough to do any real damage," hopefully, "but just try not to run into yourself or anything?  It shouldn't be hard, the you from this universe isn't around here much.  Or at all."

As they approached the Kaplan house, Ted led them around back, to where Billy's window was up on the second story.  Hr picked up a pebble and tossed it at the glass, letting it ping off.  It was a bit of an old school move, but something he'd always wanted to do.  The romance of it was a little hampered by Billy's uncle standing at his side, but whatever.

+8

"Billy? He’ll be able to help me go home? How? He know to manage time travel?" He doubted it, then again there was no other option right now. He moved to Teddy’s side and followed him. 

he looked around them, he was noticing more and more things off about this time that proved the other guy wasn’t lieing. “What if he can’t get me home? Then what? I can’t just stay here can I? Isn’t that kind of thing bad? Like taking me out of history has to be bad?” When he finally looked back to Teddy he was honestly shocked to see him smaller and not so green. Not green at all actually. “That’s a cool trick.”

[not-actually-a-hulk]

"Woah-- hey.  Don't worry, alright?  We'll go get Billy and he'll send you back.   Should be a cinch."  Should, being the key word.  Billy had worked this kind of magic in the past, but...

No, he'd be able to do it for sure.  Ted had faith in him.

"Yeah, tell me about it," he muttered as Pietro--Peter--proclaimed his hatred for time travel.  "Come on, Billy's house isn't far."  As he spoke his form shifted.  Tough green skin and wings gave way to normal human colors and appendages.  Ted stuck his hands into his pocket and grinned.

+8

"2014?!" He stared up at him in shock, so he was in the future?! How? did he run too fast? no.. no he didn’t run any faster than he normally did. Did Wanda do this? maybe. that might be it. "How can you be so relaxed over this? I’m from the 70s!" He looked around them, he knew things looked weird.

He was getting jittery now, too nervous to just stand still. Couldn’t bad stuff happen if you came in contact with yourself, like a paradox or something? What if that happened. He didn’t like the thought of that, of any of this really. “I hate time travel. I really hate time travel.”

[not-actually-a-hulk]

"Date?  Uh, February 10th, 2014."  Ted watched carefully for Pietro's reaction.  Time travel, then?  Great.  Well, at least Billy could probably send him back.  They'd done it before.

"Hey, if you're not from here, don't sweat it, alright?  We'll just figure out where you need to go and get you there."  How crazy had his life become that he was letting something like a 20-something year old version of his future uncle-in-law slide off him like it was nothing? 

+8

Older? What was this guy talking about? He didn’t get it and he probably wasn’t going. “That makes no sense. How can you meet me but not me?” Wait and now Wanda had kids? His sister hadn’t been pregnant, he was very sure on that.  No no all of this didn’t sound right, it was confusing.

"She has kids? My sister has twins? I’m an Uncle?" He ran a hand through his hair trying to process all of this. 

He had just been out for a run, grabbing a few snacks, stopping at his normal places and now he was here. Well looking around the things here were all strange. He looked back to Teddy hoping for a straight answer that didn’t confuse him. “When is now?” He shook his head. “Date? What’s the date?”

[not-actually-a-hulk]

"I'm not always this... green."  Might as well roll with the double meaning.  "I... guess this is probably going to sound crazy, but I met you and your sister, it's just that you weren't--well--you."  

Could he be dealing with another universe's Pietro?  Or maybe time travel was involved?  Ted remembered something in science class about how a person could potentially go forward through time if they were traveling fast enough, and if anyone were to manage that, it would be Quicksilver.

But then wouldn't the entire fabric of reality change?  Though, he did work with a reality warper on a daily basis.

Mutant powers were confusing.

"The Pietro and Wanda Maximoff I know are a little bit older than you.  And Wanda has sons.  Twins, actually.  Thomas, who's a speedster like you, and William, who can change reality, like her."

+8

"yeah. Wait you know me? How? I’ve never met you. Wouldn’t forget a big green guy like you. kinda leave an impression. You know Wanda?" His brows furrowed, now he was confused. 

"Ah alright man… If you say so. I mean kinda lucky the time it happens someone was fast enough to save everyone." He smirked. "So who are you, how do you know my sister?"

[not-actually-a-hulk]

"Aren't you Pietro Maximoff?  I-- know your sister.  Kind of."  I'm dating her son.  This was way too weird.  He'd seen Quicksilver before.  He was tall and definitely not this young.

"Yeah, that doesn't happen often, really."  Man, sometimes he felt like the greenest superhero out there-- no pun intended.

+8

"Quicksilver?" He stared at him confused. "Who’s Quicksilver? I like that… I’mgonnausethat." He grinned up at him, happy for the name, it sounded cool. "So you accidentally picked it up and it slipped out of your hands?"

"If you’re that clumsy you shouldn’t pick up cars, that’s just dangerous."