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I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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Who the hell pissed off Zeus? Why is there so much lightning??

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I hate my bones why does my hip feel like I've been twisted like a goddamn barbie doll

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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

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quietly posts this here because I lowkey think it looks good-

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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hello beloveds ☺️

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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Been a while since I've drawn my twst boys.

Pretty much every Australian has a nickname. Most make sense, others go through a game of telephone before they end up sounding completely random, some just are completely random :P

Our current prime minister, Anthony Albanese, is usually called Albo. One of our previous prime ministers Scott Morrison, was called Scomo, and which turned into Scumlord for those who hated him (pretty much everyone). No one is exempt from the nickname train :P

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@garlickedbreads

I. I mean it squeaks? Like..a shoe on polished floors?

Insane question for my American moots, DOES AMERICAN SAND. SQUEAK.

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Insane question for my American moots, DOES AMERICAN SAND. SQUEAK.

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Original comic by Rasenth

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i’m sorry i can’t be him

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🥺🥺🥺 thank you 💛

🎂Happy birthday @not-quite-humann 🎂

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

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