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The MEME feferi, they gotta SEE

(this was a comm! Want your own? Check my pinned)

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>Thats just what alternian life does to you. Makes you capable to withstand rather pointless stuff like this. Just as the man on the green moon intended, to quote some looney conspiracy folk. And now, for some riveting statistical reading. Lets see, calories are 0, total fat is 0, who lot of thing are 0... ingredient were gibberish and water... some boring warning about popping... another image of the tall regal gal who totally isn't stealing any attention. Totally not focused on her huge boobs.

>the complete lack of "this is what this clearly weird and specialized drink is for!" Is odd, but not odd enough to get fef to do more than shrug, reaching over to hand it back to PM so she can put it where it belonged

"Looks like sodabot is a little mischevifish! Boat he only swiped an empty one, so no big deal probubbly."

>she smiles affably, turning to admonish the robot before going back to her guest

"So who's the carapace woman on the can?"

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Yeah but without makine a joke about them being partially buried in your ass/backflab to do so, its still a case like a table spoon trying to overtake one of those large wooden spoons.

Listen! Its about t)(e glubbing )(eart in t)(e attempt

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Sol fulfills his lifelong dream of being one of t)(ose dumb backpacks t)(ey sell at troll hot topic

♋ We're not doing this for an answer cause you know, anon. I'm just bringing this symbol up cause it implies you'd be anything but the big spoon due to your size and thats funny.

I dunno someone mig)(t try and do it t)(e ot)(er wave around!

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♋ We're not doing this for an answer cause you know, anon. I'm just bringing this symbol up cause it implies you'd be anything but the big spoon due to your size and thats funny.

I dunno someone mig)(t try and do it t)(e ot)(er wave around!

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★,♚ (hardm0de, no c0mputers)

★ : What their favorite thing is about your muse.

)(es lig)(tweig)(t and portable! )(e)(e 38P

Boat reelly )(e's super t)(oug)(tful efin if )(e'd pretend )(e's naut. No on else surfered t)(roug)( teac)(ing me league of legends, for example 38D

♚ : What my muse thinks your muse is good at.

)(mmmmm... cooking is a good one! And probubbly a little predictable of an answer for me boat )(e really is glubbing good at it!!

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Send me a symbol, and my muse will answer:

❤ : Would my muse have sex with yours if they asked.

✉ : What would they say in a love letter to your muse.

☼ : What kind of outfit they think your muse should wear.

£ : If our two muses went on a date, who would they expect to pay for it.

★ : What their favorite thing is about your muse.

♚ : What my muse thinks your muse is good at.

♋ : Who would be the big spoon and who would be the little spoon.

♒ : How my muse would describe yours in one sentence.

☢ : If they view your muse as a friend or enemy or love interest.

✘ : What one thing they would change about your muse.

❥ : Where would they kiss your muse if they had to kiss them right now.

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Feferi was practically vibrating as the show began, giddy for maritime tomfoolery. Clapping girlishly at the appearance of the maritime predator, she leaned over to whisper to sollux with the glee of someone pointing out an especially ridiculous puppy

"Ohhh! Glub it's like a mini slayf-"

SPLASH

any gushing about murderous alternian mammals was washed away in the slamming wall of water, drenching the pair and leaving fefs hair falling in thick curtains around sollux and herself.

After a few moments of surprised silence, fed starts giggling, bubbling bemusement wracking her body while she drips, pulling her hair out of her eyes and looking over her companion to see how he fared

"Whale that glub explains the line hehe!!"

@not-so-smallfry The time had finally come. A whopping 24 whole hours as requested and dogmatically adhered to. Feferi gets a message requesting she report to the transportalyzer in clothing suitable for being in public without needing to impress.

Sollux for his part is just milling about in the aforementioned room anyways. His attire had only changed in that the usual shirt had been replaced with an almost identical version that buttoned at the collar. It didn't exactly take a lot of preparation to punch in coordinates ahead of time. Now he just had to wait for the thudding.

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>The half ton courier was equally surprising and pretty annoyed with being pickpocketed like that, having almost uttered a what the fuck, before the sour aftertaste from before cut her off and makes her a sputtering mess once more. Well, Fef wasn't hearing a no! With a flick of it's mechanical wrist, sodabot would toss the (empty) can of Pros-fit to her. Just to give Fef a view of what she's working with, and the... regal looking gal in fitness gear on the label.

>amazing that, an energy drink of such potency the taste just lingers and lingers and lingers- feferi was thankful she was made of stronger stuff than the poor mail woman

>so this was some sort of workout drink? She guessed? Weird. She turns it around, looking over it more closely to see what the deal is

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((>tries to diligently tag who each thread is happening with so I can go back easily

>Tumblr tag search doesn't work))

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>Skaia knows what constitutes as the worst by the seadweller's standards. Sure, it wasn't killing her, but the sour as hell aftertaste would make this marshmallow long for the sweet taste of death, as much as she tried to hide it. Still, she could suck it up for a little to see what the robot has on offer, right? ...Shame that its a mute that only lists what it has by taking cans out of its throat one by one. Or steals it in the case of this one can he took from PM's satchel. How in the fuck-

>Feferi cocks her head, looking over the can in about as much surprise as PM

"Whale how'd you get that?"

>she turns to her guest with a mischievous grin

"Is that an option or...?"

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Blinking away the light, Fefs enthusiasm only redoubles once she sees the pool, nodding as sollux points out the concrete tiers.

"I dunno, but let's go!" She bubbles, grabbing his hand and hustling over to the watery amphitheater, practically dragging the poor psionic

The presence of the concrete tiers was fortunate, but even then they were barely adequate- had anyone been seated behind feferi on the next one up her butt almost certainly would be engulfing their legs

@not-so-smallfry The time had finally come. A whopping 24 whole hours as requested and dogmatically adhered to. Feferi gets a message requesting she report to the transportalyzer in clothing suitable for being in public without needing to impress.

Sollux for his part is just milling about in the aforementioned room anyways. His attire had only changed in that the usual shirt had been replaced with an almost identical version that buttoned at the collar. It didn't exactly take a lot of preparation to punch in coordinates ahead of time. Now he just had to wait for the thudding.

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No worreefs! I'm naut going to bit your )(ead off 38P

Nice to meet you t)(oug)(, I'm Feferi! You don't sea many sea dwellers around here glub

@allaboutthatvvase

S)(ello! Nice to sea a new face 38D

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

((oh what the fuck))

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@allaboutthatvvase

S)(ello! Nice to sea a new face 38D

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LOOK HOW I WOK----E UP

COD DAMN

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but how out of order is the waistline?

Same as my last weig)( in seally! It was only a few days ago and I )(avent )(ad any blowout meals since 38P You frys I swear