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@deadcatwithaflamethrower could you please signal boost?

I know I don't interact much here, but I am hoping to get some donations to help cover my mom's cremation expenses. My sisters and I are hoping to get enough to have a service, as well. If we get more than we need for that, we plan to take her ashes to Panama City Beach for a weekend trip, which was her favorite place to vacation. I appreciate any assistance and signal boosts.

https://gofund.me/38ef8e28

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I know I don't interact much here, but I am hoping to get some donations to help cover my mom's cremation expenses. My sisters and I are hoping to get enough to have a service, as well. If we get more than we need for that, we plan to take her ashes to Panama City Beach for a weekend trip, which was her favorite place to vacation. I appreciate any assistance and signal boosts.

https://gofund.me/38ef8e28

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Do it

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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Obi-Wan Kenobi. I’m pretty happy about that!

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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I would like to get bullied by an ape!

Is this a threat?

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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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They did my boy so dirty!!!

I’m literally pissing shitting and crying with what they did to eskel. My favourite character pissed down the drain. What a goddamn fuckin mess

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JOEY BATEY:

And for a time there is timelessness Endless furore To the dark I said pour and forgot to say when And the words that you wrote Come back blacker than smoke: "I’m so sorry, I’ve done it again"

ALSO JOEY BATEY:

MEAT IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF CAKE

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So I've gushed a bit about Ruin by The Amazing Devil, but there's one song I can't listen to. Chords. It's a good song! The chorus is catchy and the lyrics are amazing! But I have a shitty, covert narcissistic mother. "Go tell 'em how we failed you and gift to us all your blame" and

"Go walk into your dawn, you snotrags, tell 'em that we never cared

Go tell 'em how we fucked you up and, oh my God, it's so unfair" really hits me in a not good way. My mom does the manipulative, gas lighting bs and this reeks of it to me. It's compounded by the fact that after years of her neglecting her health we just had to have her put in a nursing home at the age of 62. I've been very low contact with her for several years so this is stirring up all kinds of bad feels because I went to see her a few days after her being admitted and helping my sisters clean out her apartment over the weekend.

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Yes! It gives me chills to hear him say it like that!

Joey Batey isnt the first person to say something like "I'm not trapped with you; you're trapped with me" but by all the gods he's the first to say it like that

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Mood

TAD: But that creaking you hear in my bones, it’s not pain it’s applause

Me, a chronic pain sufferer: *crying at 1am* F U C K

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So sometimes I don't read the tags and don't like something I start reading, but that's still on me. I don't then berate the author because I screwed up. I had the opportunity to do all those things listed above. Don't be a dick!

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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i am once again thinking about the old witch sleep and the good man grace. the soft opening that lulls you into a false sense of security. the anticipation that builds from the "you are in the earth of me" stanza. THE COMPLETE 180 THAT FOLLOWS. joey's VOCALS. the "let's bury this" i am in love with the "let's bury this" i could talk about "let's bury this" for hours. i am on my knees for "i'm not trapped with me you see // you're the one who's trapped with me." the character development that is so brilliantly written that by the time you get to "now i'm leading // doesn't that just scare you to death" you're on the floor yelling. the way it feels like a million different songs in one. i have felt every emotion known to man and could fight god.

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Ruin by The Amazing Devil has ruined me. It's soooo good! I have been really busy working everyday since it was released so I haven't gotten to just take it all in, but I've been listening while working. It's amazing!

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RUIN coming 31st October 2021 Pre order now on Bandcamp theamazingdevil.bandcamp.com/album/ruin

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I need all the spoons.

When you finally find the energy to do stuff