not-yossarian
not-yossarian
skydiving funeral and baptism services
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27. This isn't a Neopets blog but I do have one of those at utility-fish.tumblr.com.
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not-yossarian · 1 day ago
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not-yossarian · 1 day ago
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NYC must learn the lessons of other states targeted by the US and go full steam ahead on developing their fledgling nuclear enrichment program in order to maintain their sovereignty
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not-yossarian · 1 day ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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not-yossarian · 3 days ago
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DONATE TO THE SAMEER PROJECT 🕊️
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Mosab Emad Ali, part of the heart of the Sameer Project, was also martyred recently. The organizers could use all the support they can get right now.
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not-yossarian · 4 days ago
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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333
atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.
agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from
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not-yossarian · 4 days ago
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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not-yossarian · 5 days ago
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not-yossarian · 5 days ago
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Revival Initiative 🌱
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Campaign Objective:
Securing 15 seats for 30 affected university students. Cost of one seat: $100-$150 per month. Providing stationery and notebooks to facilitate the educational process for students.
Don't let their dreams go in vain!
Be part of their story, and give them a chance for a better life. Together, we can turn pain into hope, and tragedy into a success story! Your donation today is an investment in a bright future for Gaza and its future generations.
We need to reach $2000 within two days to pay the rent and start the inflocating students.
Participate on the widest scale
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not-yossarian · 5 days ago
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this australian guy wrote about the columbia protests when he was a student here. he hid his substack and deleted his social media apps before he went on a trip back to the US to visit friends. he was detained, interrogated extensively about palestine by two border patrol agents, then deported back to australia.
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^ that's a quick summary he wrote after the experience. the longer new yorker article is really jarring. link without paywall here
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not-yossarian · 9 days ago
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Can we talk about the Minnesota state representative assassin's employment history? In addition to all of......this........he was for some reason appointed by the governor to a panel to "try to improve business development in the state" for years. He was in his 50s and married with five children but lived in (I think) North Minneapolis in a house with roommates where his share of the rent was something like $200 a month.
Incidentally there are no 7-Elevens in Minneapolis
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not-yossarian · 12 days ago
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HE'S GOT A GUN!
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not-yossarian · 12 days ago
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70's vintage tarot the hanged man belt buckle
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not-yossarian · 12 days ago
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not-yossarian · 12 days ago
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David Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the World".
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not-yossarian · 12 days ago
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You really, really don't need to be cheerleading Disney and Universal here. It honestly doesn't matter how much you dislike AI art — if the court rules in favor of the corporations, the implicit expansion of copyright law will do a million times more harm to the arts than fucking Midjourney ever could.
Like. There is no definition of copyright that does not permit AI training, but does permit fanworks. The latter is much more clearly derivative than the former. You do fanart? Fanfic? Disney's pointing a gun squarely at your head and you're cheering because it might hit the AI artists behind you too.
And beyond that, do you know what happens to AI generation if Disney/Universal win this? They aren't opposed to the technology in principle! They'll be able to use their exclusive rights to a vast corpus of art to make their own AI, for their own purposes. Who does this help? Companies who want to reduce employment costs and disenfranchise the working artist. Who does this hurt? Well, it hurts independent AI users. Congrats, your anxiety over commission prices is gone now, not that it was well-founded to begin with. It also hurts anyone who wants to make use of fair use doctrine forever, so I hope none of what you were selling was fanart of copyrighted characters.
I've never made a secret of being rather more open to generative AI as a technology than most people in these online spheres. But for fuck's sake, you really don't need to like AI to realize that this lawsuit's success would be a terrible thing to happen to art! If you've found yourself on the same side as Disney, that should be a clue that you might wanna review your thinking!
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not-yossarian · 13 days ago
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Israel has "preemptively" attacked Iran
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not-yossarian · 13 days ago
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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote
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