Remember to set your clocks back and that T̛͇̙͍̪͖̓́̋̌̋̾͘Ĭ̴̡̥͖̩̠͇͉̋́̎̀̒̚͟M̛̯͇̣͙̹̥͎̘̽̋̀́̌̃̓͘͝E̺̲̗̪͖͕̖̫̼̍͋̃́͡͠͠ I̧͔̖̦̱̪͚̞͈͙͊̓́͆̚S̴̯̲͈̜͚͓̓̾̈̋́ͅ A̵͚̼͔͔̎̇̄̍̓̀̑̀̚͜͞N̷̡̢̫͉͗̇̃͊͟͝ Ǐ̡͎̞̜̪͚̭͐̈̍̅̋͘͘͢͜͝L̵̲̝̭̯̫̮̀̒̉̓͠L̨̨̛͎̜͓̒͛͊͐̚̕Ư̢̛̪̘̘̼͂́͋͟͞S̨̢̖̣̗̲̠͖͐̐͋̂͊̿̆͛̆̆͢Î̸̙̗͉̖̝̊̿̒͘͢͢ͅŌ̴̧̮̜̭̬̝͔̪̒͛͛̊̊͆̃̽͘ͅN̡͈̱͇̦̮͉̫͗̆̀̐̈̄̊͋͟͡͝
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Vampires and their prey for Halloween!
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Aren’t you being greedy?
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When I try to cuddle with @aurariel
Have a seat.
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So can we like…start normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school?
There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There are tons of people who go into college having not had their first kiss yet. It’s not wrong; everyone experiences things at a different pace, and that’s okay. Don’t feel pressured into doing things you’re not comfortable with at the time just because you feel like you have to fill some sort of “quota.”
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you idiot
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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
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How come boys think yelling “DTF?” Will work on tinder but when I yell it at them first they unmatch me?
Is this about the virgin/whore dichotomy?
Because I just want them to fly their airplanes into my hangar, and then maybe cuddle. It’s not that complicated.
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to all my friends under 5'5
Haha small
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Yaoi fanservice in 2019: *aggressively making out, then pulling away with a little bridge of saliva* Who cares about sports?
Meme made by me, please don’t repost
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