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I think SOME of them are hot, theoretically speaking, not me though I’m a perfectly good looking human 👍👍👍

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Becoming a barista to totally not collect more names in little jars

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Which is??????????????

Should we give aspiring Apprentices the ability to increase their prestige and power by orchestrating marriages to the Faerie Queens of the Seelie Courts?

Wizard Council, discuss!

@wizard-council-bureaucrat @the-gnomish-bastard

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Fascination, you should share this information with me, not fae folk who totally didn’t get lost and doesn’t remember how to get back, cause I’m a human named Finneas

Should we give aspiring Apprentices the ability to increase their prestige and power by orchestrating marriages to the Faerie Queens of the Seelie Courts?

Wizard Council, discuss!

@wizard-council-bureaucrat @the-gnomish-bastard

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Seems like an appropriate bone suspicious time for family to come visit yes, also if you know how to get into the Feywild I may know someone who would like such information. But not me for I’m very human

Should we give aspiring Apprentices the ability to increase their prestige and power by orchestrating marriages to the Faerie Queens of the Seelie Courts?

Wizard Council, discuss!

@wizard-council-bureaucrat @the-gnomish-bastard

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What if hypothetically someone has family there ???

Should we give aspiring Apprentices the ability to increase their prestige and power by orchestrating marriages to the Faerie Queens of the Seelie Courts?

Wizard Council, discuss!

@wizard-council-bureaucrat @the-gnomish-bastard

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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

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Oh shoot I didn’t really expect a response gimme a moment

I mainly just have too many I’ve stolen so I don’t have room for my cool unique names, you don’t have to keep it or use it, I just need the space for the stuff that matters honestly.

I might have yours but I think the chances are pretty slim, I’ve never met you

I’ll give you a name if you answer my riddles three @thefaestolemynamewizardposting

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I’ll give you a name if you answer my riddles three @thefaestolemynamewizardposting

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Anyone might know where I can go, steal a name? This isn’t for nefarious purposes I promise

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Mmmm spleen

I think @the-gnomish-bastard is terrifying in a way that feels like the mob

Overall I’m gonna be okay, but like I wouldn’t wanna make ‘em angry

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I eat strictly candy, cause I’m human

I think @the-gnomish-bastard is terrifying in a way that feels like the mob

Overall I’m gonna be okay, but like I wouldn’t wanna make ‘em angry

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I got gummy soup

I think @the-gnomish-bastard is terrifying in a way that feels like the mob

Overall I’m gonna be okay, but like I wouldn’t wanna make ‘em angry

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Fair enough, want a snack? I’ve got too much sour candy and I can’t eat it all

I think @the-gnomish-bastard is terrifying in a way that feels like the mob

Overall I’m gonna be okay, but like I wouldn’t wanna make ‘em angry

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Do you want something for the headache? I’ve got cold

I think @the-gnomish-bastard is terrifying in a way that feels like the mob

Overall I’m gonna be okay, but like I wouldn’t wanna make ‘em angry

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I think @the-gnomish-bastard is terrifying in a way that feels like the mob

Overall I’m gonna be okay, but like I wouldn’t wanna make ‘em angry

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Everyone has permission to be a wizard.