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Recently I've been watching the 2004 SpongeBob SquarePants movie on repeat and I'm pretty sure my childhood crush just became my fictional crush... again.

I swear for the amount of Dennis simps there are on this app, we all could probably fit on one short bus, I'm still new to writing fics but I hope this will get to the right audience. Enjoy!

The excitement that Y/N was meet with from the children she was in charge of baby sitting for the weekend when she stepped through the front door was nothing new, those children seemed to have a never ending supply of energy that she nearly struggled to keep up with somedays.

At the beginning of taking care of Michael, age 10, and Olivia, age 7, their parents had informed Y/N of the children's love for the ocean. The constant trips to the beach was clear in the backseat of her car. That being mostly sand and toys perfect for the beach that were kept in a tote in the trunk, there was only one time that Micheal decided to try to take a starfish home and forgot about it on the seat.

Thankfully the poor thing was found before it died, it had been quickly returned to the ocean.

So when Y/n stepped into the nice beach house themed living room it seemed like a jab at her side when she spotted the fish tank that had been set up beside the couch, the filter system letting out a small hum.

"Great... that's just encouraging them to bring things home" Y/n could only sigh as she sat on the plush sofa, Micheal and Olivia didn't even glance away from the fish tank as they were sitting right in front of it.

While she was planning to get comfortable and watch the television with the children Y/n couldn't help but get up and walk over to stand behind the children. Curiosity struck her when there wasn't a single fish in the tank.

"What are you kiddos looking at?" Y/n tilted her head as she looked from the tank to Micheal and Olivia.

"Mikey caught a cowboy!" Olivia's sweet voice piped up first, yet she didn't look away from the tank.

"A... cowboy?" Y/n raised her eyebrow at that, she slowly bent forward to be eye level with the tank, more confused than she was before.

"Yeah! I found a little green cowboy man stuck in a tidepool!"Micheal spoke, he actually looked away from the tank to look up at Y/n for a moment before going back to staring at the tank.

"He's hiding in there now" Michael put his finger on the glass, pointing to the fake pineapple hide that they probably had gotten from the nearest pet store with the rest of there things for this tank.

"You guys don't have any fish? Just a 'cowboy'?" Y/n nearly let a groan slip out, last time she let that happen she nearly got fired because Micheal is the cry baby out of the two and damn near anything will set him off.

"Yup! Though I think he's shy, he won't come out!" Michael whined as he tapped on the glass with his smaller fingers.

"Alright kiddos, maybe we should give this cowboy a bit of space. Soon he'll come out" Y/n encouraged, wanting the children to take a break from staring at the tank for god knows how long.

What Michael caught was probably some old toy another child had dropped at the beach. It hasn't been the first time Micheal has done this, later when Y/n sends the children to bed she'll check.

For now, there were about five more hours until it was time for bed. Five more hours of trying to have the children burn off all of the crazy amounts of energy they seem to have.

The go to for doing just that was the good old reliable 'Just Dance', the kids loved it and it tired them out. Making the job easier in all reality.

Standing at the fridge, Y/n checked the freezer, seeing what would be easy to make for dinner to feed the children while there parents were out for the night.

There was a slight nagging feeling that she struggled to ignore, whatever was in that damn tank couldn't be alive could it? That would be impossible when it came to Micheal, if it had squirmed even a little Micheal would've dropped it.

All she could do is sigh as she pulled out the bag of popcorn chicken, later tonight it would be like a mission to see what was truly in the tank.

(Visual for the size of the tank!)

"Bed. Now Michael" Y/n couldn't believe she was arguing with a ten year old over a fish tank.

"But I wanna see the cowboy!" Micheal cried, throwing another tantrum, it was a daily struggle with this child and it didn't help a bit when mommy and daddy gave them everything they wanted and more.

"The cowboy is sleeping, just like you should be at the moment now go to bed" She pointed to the door that was clearly Micheal's bedroom as his name was painted on the door in a sky blue color.

"No! I wanna see the cowboy!" Micheal continued to cry as he threw himself to the floor screaming, at least Olivia was already in bed, waiting to be tucked in for the night.

"Lord help me now" Y/n groaned before reaching down and scooping up the screaming, crying Micheal. Carting the young boy off to his bedroom and right to his bed.

"You know, if you continue this behavior I have no choice but to revoke ice cream privileges for the rest of the month!" Y/n did overexaggerate her words, it was an empty threat but thank the gods that it worked. It was concerning how quickly the tears had stopped over that threat though.

It seemed Micheal couldn't get in his bed fast enough, tucking himself in and all.

"Goodnight, miss Y/n!" Micheal called as Y/n walked out of the bedroom, flicking off the light and nearly closing the door, leaving a small crack just how Micheal liked it.

She peaked her head into Olivia's bedroom that was right across the hallway from Micheal's bedroom, the sweet thing was already fast asleep, flicking off her bedroom light Y/n slowly closed Olivia's bedroom door before moving towards the kitchen.

"There is no way in hell I'm sticking my hand in that tank" She said to herself in a hushed manner as she carefully looked through the drawers for tongs.

"Here we go" She spoke to herself, as if to prepare for god knows what was in that tank, carefully taking off the screen lid she checked over her shoulder to make sure the children weren't awake before slowly sinking the tongs into the salty water.

Grabbing the fake pineapple, it rattled like something was in it, something alive. Spooked by the rattle the tongs slipped and sunk completely to the bottom, landing in the sand.

"Great, just fucking great" Y/n couldn't help but hiss to herself before rolling up her sleeve and sticking her hand right into the tank, reaching to grab the fake pineapple with her hand.

"Ow! what the fuck was that?" Y/n cursed as she quickly withdraw her hand from the tank, looking at her hand, clear as day looked like a bigger paper cut right across her finger.

Her eyes widened as she looked from her hand to the tank... maybe for once those kids weren't lying as she saw a tiny hand slip back into the darkness inside the fake pineapple.

Question was... what was in it?

I hope you enjoyed this, if I should continue this please let me know in a comment!

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U and me both🙏🏻

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StepDad!König Headcanons (SFW & Wholesome) ✨

Image @cozyhuii (@miss_bozo on Twitter)

Headcanons I thought up of König being a step daddy to reader's kid

A/N: Y'all got my very first König headcanon list to 600+ notes earlier today and I had to pump this one out. I had been in a writing rut for a while (still kind of am? But I'm finding my way back) and this is my way of showing my gratitude. StepDad!König originally was something I did for me (König being step daddy to my kid? YES PLEASE) but I made this gender neutral (& gn kid) like the other ones 🖤

Domesticated!König Series: Part 1 Part 2

I write other stuff too! Masterlist here 🖤

👑 His reaction was the better outcome you had thought up when König found out you had a kid from a previous relationship. Why would that deter him from continuing to date you? He was a man that didn’t view single parents as “spoiled goods”, and would quite frankly curb stomp someone if they heard them refer to you as such.

👑 He was aware of the possibility of you postponing and rescheduling dates, and unfortunately they did happen. “Sitter canceled? No problem.” “Mom/Dad bailed on their weekend? I get it.” You were so relieved by his patience and empathy for the times plans would fall through.

👑 It was clear to König that you were going to hold off on introducing him to your child. He had great respect for that rule, it meant you were very keen on not having a revolving door of people coming in and out of that kid’s life.

👑 As time went on, he would always show an active interest in your child by asking how they are doing in school? Did they still like [insert movie/TV show here]? He hoped they liked the treats he had bought at the PX on base.

👑 But the one time you seemed extremely defeated and bummed out about another postponed date, he took his chance and threw out the idea of hanging out - the three of you - at your house. You hesitated, but it had been nearly long enough for you to be okay with it. The guilt weighed on you considering it had been a hot minute since the two of you had any time for each other. König was such a sweetheart, reassuring you that this is how he wanted to spend his time, with you and your kiddo.

👑 Almost every date after that became an outing with the three of you. He was referred to as Onkel König by your child, a title that warmed his gigantic heart.

👑 Came to every sports game/martial arts competition/band or orchestra event/etc. Became as active as the bio mom/dad (if they were still around) in their extra-curricular activities. He didn’t want to miss a single thing.

👑 Speaking of bio mom/dad/ex-spouse, he made the conscious effort to be acquainted with them if they were still present in Kiddo’s life. As long as they were cordial, so was König.

👑 Spoiled the hell out of Kiddo for Christmas and birthdays. They wanted for nothing and sometimes you hated it but were also thankful that he has come to love a child that originally wasn’t his.

👑 We all know König is of older age given his rank of Colonel. It’s so funny when he has to ask you about lingo the younger kids use. “What is bussies and why do they want to go there so much?” That was fun explaining it to König as his face grew intensely pink at his ignorance. It’s best if he comes to you every time he hears something new fly out of that kid’s mouth.

👑 He always used German terms of endearment for the both of you, and Kiddo picked up German the more time they spent with König. It forced you to learn too (you were already learning but you were putting in extra hours after bedtime to stay ahead of them).

👑 100% a prankster. And oh god… did it get out of hand quickly. You had to sit both of them down to scold them about putting soy sauce in your coffee when you weren’t looking; that was the final straw. No one messes with the morning coffee. 

👑 Came home with a puppy from the animal shelter because Kiddo got an A on their test (failed to mention to König that it was a test they had already got rewarded for).

👑 The only time you ever saw this man cry was at Kiddo’s graduation. They said to their friends “Can you take a picture of me with my Dad? He showed up in uniform for this.” He held it together for the event, but let the tear loose on the way home.

Likes & reblogs are always appreciated! Asks are opened for requests & ideas for others. Might do some for Ghost in the future ✨

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Warm&cozy

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Zombie!König probably will do this when you're not looking

Got this idea after reading @puff0o0 hc about Zombie!König 💪('ω'💪)

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We love to see it

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alright who had johnny catalogue model on their bingo cards

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Kilgöre Alexander??? What???? My brain can't wrap around this, nuh uh, nuh uh.

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what is it with the cod fandom and rape

genuinely dont think ive ever seen as much non-con and just blatantly labelling characters as rapists as often as i do in the cod tags

hello?? whats hot abt being violated?? pls enlighten me

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Johnny being a good lad and working on your car ✨✨

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sigh

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"WHY YOU LITTLE—!"

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Sissy: Johnny, am I ugly? Johnny: As hell. Sissy: D:< Johnny: I'm kiddin'. Who the HELL called ya ugly? --- So I read a My Hero Academia comic on facebook that gave me Johnny vibes and had to recreate it for myself with Johnny and Sissy. They're helping Nancy with food prep. :3 Also yes, Johnny would wear a frilly pink flowery apron, just like Tex from TCM3. ♥

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Waiting for shirtless johnny skin @ gun c'mon I hate waitingggg

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ℜ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱 1.

Sometimes when I'm writing and still want you guys to know I'm active. I'll post my random ass thoughts.

Random thought: Why I think johnny's shack looks so bad.

I feel like he sleeps in his truck like a true countryman. he's not home a lot according to hitchhiker.

If he isn't home or on the road, he's in jail. As much as Johnny drinks at home. I know this man is a menace in public. Constant bar fights and nights in jail.

I have a feeling he drinks to keep Nancy out of his mind. Maybe when he's drunk, she can't spy on him effectively. Probably why he doesn't live in the house too, the poor man gets no privacy.

Well, that's it for my random thoughts see y'all next time!

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"You're all gurgle and no guts, I thought you were tougher than that!"

"I'm tougher than I look!"

GET HIS ASS CONNIE, GO GO GO!!!

Found this reference on pinterest and thought of them hehehe