#dennis spongebob

[queenofshippingcringe]

I’m starting to keep a list because of you cowards.

It’s just getting started, there will inevitably be updates >;)

[coprolite-moment]

more o' these (now with lizard injured edition!)

[juiccbox]

Spongebob Movie drawing from a few years ago. Happy 25th to the Spongebob pilot Premiere!

Spongebob art from when I was a kid below the cut

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SpongeBob content

[thuesdaynightdykelife]

POV: my lawn getting aerated

[murderfun]

charlotte always gets his man

[noth6ngtoseehere]

Recently I've been watching the 2004 SpongeBob SquarePants movie on repeat and I'm pretty sure my childhood crush just became my fictional crush... again.

I swear for the amount of Dennis simps there are on this app, we all could probably fit on one short bus, I'm still new to writing fics but I hope this will get to the right audience. Enjoy!

The excitement that Y/N was meet with from the children she was in charge of baby sitting for the weekend when she stepped through the front door was nothing new, those children seemed to have a never ending supply of energy that she nearly struggled to keep up with somedays.

At the beginning of taking care of Michael, age 10, and Olivia, age 7, their parents had informed Y/N of the children's love for the ocean. The constant trips to the beach was clear in the backseat of her car. That being mostly sand and toys perfect for the beach that were kept in a tote in the trunk, there was only one time that Micheal decided to try to take a starfish home and forgot about it on the seat.

Thankfully the poor thing was found before it died, it had been quickly returned to the ocean.

So when Y/n stepped into the nice beach house themed living room it seemed like a jab at her side when she spotted the fish tank that had been set up beside the couch, the filter system letting out a small hum.

"Great... that's just encouraging them to bring things home" Y/n could only sigh as she sat on the plush sofa, Micheal and Olivia didn't even glance away from the fish tank as they were sitting right in front of it.

While she was planning to get comfortable and watch the television with the children Y/n couldn't help but get up and walk over to stand behind the children. Curiosity struck her when there wasn't a single fish in the tank.

"What are you kiddos looking at?" Y/n tilted her head as she looked from the tank to Micheal and Olivia.

"Mikey caught a cowboy!" Olivia's sweet voice piped up first, yet she didn't look away from the tank.

"A... cowboy?" Y/n raised her eyebrow at that, she slowly bent forward to be eye level with the tank, more confused than she was before.

"Yeah! I found a little green cowboy man stuck in a tidepool!"Micheal spoke, he actually looked away from the tank to look up at Y/n for a moment before going back to staring at the tank.

"He's hiding in there now" Michael put his finger on the glass, pointing to the fake pineapple hide that they probably had gotten from the nearest pet store with the rest of there things for this tank.

"You guys don't have any fish? Just a 'cowboy'?" Y/n nearly let a groan slip out, last time she let that happen she nearly got fired because Micheal is the cry baby out of the two and damn near anything will set him off.

"Yup! Though I think he's shy, he won't come out!" Michael whined as he tapped on the glass with his smaller fingers.

"Alright kiddos, maybe we should give this cowboy a bit of space. Soon he'll come out" Y/n encouraged, wanting the children to take a break from staring at the tank for god knows how long.

What Michael caught was probably some old toy another child had dropped at the beach. It hasn't been the first time Micheal has done this, later when Y/n sends the children to bed she'll check.

For now, there were about five more hours until it was time for bed. Five more hours of trying to have the children burn off all of the crazy amounts of energy they seem to have.

The go to for doing just that was the good old reliable 'Just Dance', the kids loved it and it tired them out. Making the job easier in all reality.

Standing at the fridge, Y/n checked the freezer, seeing what would be easy to make for dinner to feed the children while there parents were out for the night.

There was a slight nagging feeling that she struggled to ignore, whatever was in that damn tank couldn't be alive could it? That would be impossible when it came to Micheal, if it had squirmed even a little Micheal would've dropped it.

All she could do is sigh as she pulled out the bag of popcorn chicken, later tonight it would be like a mission to see what was truly in the tank.

(Visual for the size of the tank!)

"Bed. Now Michael" Y/n couldn't believe she was arguing with a ten year old over a fish tank.

"But I wanna see the cowboy!" Micheal cried, throwing another tantrum, it was a daily struggle with this child and it didn't help a bit when mommy and daddy gave them everything they wanted and more.

"The cowboy is sleeping, just like you should be at the moment now go to bed" She pointed to the door that was clearly Micheal's bedroom as his name was painted on the door in a sky blue color.

"No! I wanna see the cowboy!" Micheal continued to cry as he threw himself to the floor screaming, at least Olivia was already in bed, waiting to be tucked in for the night.

"Lord help me now" Y/n groaned before reaching down and scooping up the screaming, crying Micheal. Carting the young boy off to his bedroom and right to his bed.

"You know, if you continue this behavior I have no choice but to revoke ice cream privileges for the rest of the month!" Y/n did overexaggerate her words, it was an empty threat but thank the gods that it worked. It was concerning how quickly the tears had stopped over that threat though.

It seemed Micheal couldn't get in his bed fast enough, tucking himself in and all.

"Goodnight, miss Y/n!" Micheal called as Y/n walked out of the bedroom, flicking off the light and nearly closing the door, leaving a small crack just how Micheal liked it.

She peaked her head into Olivia's bedroom that was right across the hallway from Micheal's bedroom, the sweet thing was already fast asleep, flicking off her bedroom light Y/n slowly closed Olivia's bedroom door before moving towards the kitchen.

"There is no way in hell I'm sticking my hand in that tank" She said to herself in a hushed manner as she carefully looked through the drawers for tongs.

"Here we go" She spoke to herself, as if to prepare for god knows what was in that tank, carefully taking off the screen lid she checked over her shoulder to make sure the children weren't awake before slowly sinking the tongs into the salty water.

Grabbing the fake pineapple, it rattled like something was in it, something alive. Spooked by the rattle the tongs slipped and sunk completely to the bottom, landing in the sand.

"Great, just fucking great" Y/n couldn't help but hiss to herself before rolling up her sleeve and sticking her hand right into the tank, reaching to grab the fake pineapple with her hand.

"Ow! what the fuck was that?" Y/n cursed as she quickly withdraw her hand from the tank, looking at her hand, clear as day looked like a bigger paper cut right across her finger.

Her eyes widened as she looked from her hand to the tank... maybe for once those kids weren't lying as she saw a tiny hand slip back into the darkness inside the fake pineapple.

Question was... what was in it?

I hope you enjoyed this, if I should continue this please let me know in a comment!

[moonamite]

THE GENDER ENVY THESE GUYS GAVE ME…..

[spongebobdennis]

Daddy Dennis

[spidrbite]

dennis from the spongebob movie as a human (mainly because i have no clue what kind of fish he’s supposed to be) ft. my dysgraphia

imo he would definitely listen to the cramps (or should i say the bird brains /ref)

[thelone-copper]

Mmkay but Dennis from the SpongeBob movie is so Mob Colt coded fr like look at this man—

Look at this shit man I mean this dude is quite literally Mob Colt

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there was no context to this drawing I just had an urge to make it exist

let's make it a game! 😃👍👍👍👍 (yipee! wahoo!) leeve your guesses in the comments on what what is happening

[bigfatbreak1]

a hear me out of mine is dennis the assassin from the 2004 SpongeBob movie. What's your thoughts on him?

Dennis the menace. I watched the SpongeBob movie ALL THE TIME as a kid. The only part of the movie I remember is the scene where he stepped on David hasselhoff’s BAWDY with his spiky demonias.

[teethgutsart]

i rewatched a certain movie and rediscovered one of my first animated crushes

[dailycowperson]

The Cowperson of the Day is: Dennis from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)!

[just-spamminggg]

chris, you mean dennis the little pookie bear? he ain’t do nothin to you so why u hate him? he’s just a little pookie bear waiting to be loved‼️😍

and he died so…🤷‍♀️