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Mosquitos don't bite me too often. But when they do the mosquito bite is as big as a tennis ball.
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GOD NO PLS NO
Red if you kill Falst so unceremoniously...
ooh Red when I get you. when I get you Red when I get you... ooh
yea that would be a pretty bad way to end the chapter huh
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Erin drawing I started at school

I hate it when I'm trying to draw a short character with curly hair and then BOOM hobbit attack hello erin baggings
#Erin Ruunaser#from comic aurora#he looks really victorian child here#lore accurate erin#i just think hes neat#comicaurora
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Hodr: aw man it sounds like everyone is having so much fun throwing stuff at Baldr
The trustworthy, friendly and generous Loki:
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why hide in the tags
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the reason "robot racism" is often a really stupid metaphor is the same reason that like. discrimination against demons or vampires or whatever doesn't work, is because there's often a pretty justified reasons humans are scared of vampires or robots or whatever, in a way that doesn't apply to real life minorities, like a fantasy author will be like "the reason vampires are discriminated against is because most of them and kill and eat people for fun and pleasure, and so humans respond by trying to kill them, isn't that so sad" and like no that's a perfectly fine reason to not trust vampires i think.
#REAL like what do you expect??#My daughter was murdered by a vampire yesterday. Today my brother was eaten by another vampire. I love vampires. I am totally okay with the
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Well it would be cool
it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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Newly discovered piranha species 'Myloplus Sauron'. It was discovered 2 years ago. They are vegetarians

#accurate?#sauron#Myloplus Sauron#piranha#lotr#lord of the rings#tolkien shitpost#vegetarian fish#mairon
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#feeling rather shitposty today#silm fandom#silm#silmarillion#feanor#you bitchass#tolkien#not my art js found it on pinterest
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Turin finds Nienor
"The Children of Hurin"
watercolor on cotton paper, 50*31 cm
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Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees
Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife
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What if Annatar, lord of gifts, is like the middle earth version of santa?
Because of limited sources for humans about what really happened with Sauron and Celebrimbor, it may be that a lot of people just don't know that Annatar is a Bad Guy. The only thing humans know about him is that he's the lord of gifts that gives away nice little gifts.
So the children write letters to Annatar and the parents do the pretend-thing with the presents and the children get their presents and believe that Annatar is some kind of santa for their entire youth until one day their parents have THE TALK with them about how it was them all along
Meanwhile Sauron is being annoyed by thousands of poorly written unreadable letters
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best Idea I've seen in years. I will do this

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