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couples that fart together, stay together 🫶

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true love is when they grope your butt after you eat a greasy meal, and you're farting like your life depends on it... 😮‍💨

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there is quite literally nothing better than laying in bed at 2am after a long day, and just ripping the loudest, most gut-clearing ass imaginable, the feeling (and smell) is fucking immaculate 😩

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Your blog is so hot <333 I love touching myself and imagining being trapped underneath you, huffing your gas

thank you, that's very kind of you, sweetheart ❤️

(milk is the best way to make me gassy 🤭)

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the feeling of wanting to fart all over a cutie's face while they helplessly whimper vs. the feeling of wanting to give a cutie head while they rip some absolutely foul farts is killing meeeeee...

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unsurprisingly, double pepperoni pizza turns me into an absolute fucking methane machine... i suppose all of that grease doesn't help either...

anyone wanna help me shift this gas? 🤓

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bf w/ the most revolting farts on planet earth × gf, who goes absolutely feral every time he farts

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"yeah babe, every time i belch or i fart, i think of you. <3"

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there's something about sharp teeth + burps that makes my brain go all fuzzy... 🫣🫣🫣

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"haha, who knew that'd happen..." said the evil, loser gamer guy after purposely eating shitty food, so his fat ass can make noises that turn him on.

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it's crazy how watching a few videos i probably shouldn't have back when I was a young teen has caused my brain to release huge amounts of dopamine every time i burp 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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hey I’m ngl I’m losing my mind over your blog. the idea of you moaning after you burp, especially the post about how you don’t think you could stop if you tried, is insane. I think I’ve gotten off to that post like at least three times.

-🐻(taking this anon tag ? if I can)

hiya!

don't worry, it's perfectly normal, just keep imagining the airy burps, and then the breathy moans... keep going... they sound soooooo nice.... <3

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Bottom Surgery

I’m not the type to ask for help usually, but I’ve been working 50+ hour weeks to save up for my bottom surgery, and now it’s a week away. If anyone has any means of sharing and would like to, I’d greatly appreciate it.

It’s also my birthday if that helps lmao 😌

That also is the reason I’ve been so absent from tumblr, I just moved and have been working nonstop since the move, so I haven’t had time for internet boyfriends or longing.

Thank you for your time nonetheless.

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yes im a boy. yes, i moan after i burp. yes i am also kind of a perverse freak.

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i think a gassy dad bod would do me wonders tbh...

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Would you let me rip your farts like a cart and get high off your gas? ( intox + farts💖💞)

yes 🙂‍↕️