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           spider bri , spider bri

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* crashes here *

╰ ⭐️   *loud best friend noises*  // @notmalibu.

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             cue a bright smile on her lips , which shouldn’t come across as a surprise .  maybe he was too cheesy sometimes , but she could look past that .  ❝ ��oh , really ??  good then , because i could definitely use your effort .  ❞  blue-clad arms reach out to wrap around his neck ,  ❝  you’re not gonna fall asleep on me though , right ??  ❞   //  @luckyhatted ( x )

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             make it known that bridgette’s pokemon are blastoise && a magikarp she tries v hard to evolve into gyarados . 

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nicola peltz

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mcsiciians:

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“I’m completely fine, Bridgette but thanks oh so much for your concern. I’ll remember that next time.” Why did he do this to himself? Oh yeah, Bridgette was the level-headed one of the group. Swallowing quietly to himself before resigning himself to what had been before him. “Let’s get this over and done with.” 

              ❝  c’mon , don’t be so grumpy --- i was just kidding , okay ??  chill .  ❞   folding both arms across her chest , the surfer stood still && gave the brunette a small nod as a way to tell trent to go on .  she kept a positive , encouraging look on her face , && spoke up once again .  ❝  just try standing on your hands for five seconds .  we’ll take it slow .  ❞

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❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞ // icb this :')

meme ( accepting ) // @ambiitiiously

     ❝  hey hey , chill .  stressing out has never helped anyone with anything — you know that .  just tell me what happened && we’ll find a way around it ; do you need some water ??  sometimes i forget how scary you are when you’re stressed …  ❞

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❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

meme ( accepting ) // @luckyhatted

                   ❝  you can’t prove they’re real either !!  if there were reptilians or something like that in the world , we’d know about it by now --- right ??  what is a reptilian anyway ...❞

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❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

meme ( accepting ) // @mcsiciians

      ❝  what ??  oh c’mon trent , you’re being way dramatic !!  it wasn’t even that bad ... do you want a painkiller to help you out ??  i can get you one if you need , ... chicken .  ❞

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❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞

meme ( accepting ) // @falsealliance

                     ❝ no doubt about that ... i mean , heather , listen --- why not just be your best , hm ??  it’s all just a matter of perspective , you know ... if you’re being your best && not being mean to people , that should be enough , don’t you think ??  ❞

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         what ......... a ......... babe .........

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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          *slowly waltzes into the fandom*  

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              i was a bit worried about being the only new girl on the team , then i figured it can't be that bad !!                           i don't buy that hype about how well guys get along && how c a t t y girls can be .

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SCREAMS AT YOU omg *heart eyes*

     i knOW RIGHT

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