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Freakin Post Malone y'all

My dude Austin Post aka Post Malone aka stoney ya know, is in my city rn and i would love to meet him and just have a nice relaxed conversation with him but EVERYONE is literally attacking him and wont let him live. He was just eating dinner at a popular restaurant and a few people saw him and put it all over social media and a fucking army came and attacked him and i feel so bad like i know so many people that went and bothered him while he was trying to eat, just taking pictures of him and bothering the workers at the restaurant too and the cops had to come to control the crowd n shit like can we all be civil and take in the fact that a celeb actually wants to come to our shitty town for once instead of attacking him for pictures and vids he clearly doesnt want to take???? the last celebrity we had here was Big Sean like last year but he dipped the same. Just be like woah! nobody ever comes to this armpit of america! this is Pretty cool! not OMFG I NEEEDDDD TO BOTHER HIM AND HIS FRIENDS WHILE THEY'RE EATING OR ELSE IM NOT COOL. Shit like this just gets me tiigghhttt

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school

does anyone have school advice for this year? im going to be a junior but the bad thing is i have like 0 friends bc all of them graduated last year and i go to private school so im really trying to not wear the uniform but of course i have to. RIP my sanity 

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HAHA WHO WOULD TAKE THE TIMEE

If you ever want someone's attention, send them this-

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.” and Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music” “That’s impossible. Do you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “…Yeah… That’s cool.” And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it’s not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there, for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And there like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones! Pete said to Joe “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer! And he’s like “Yo! I got a soul voice!” And there like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!” And he’s like “Yo watch this! Yeah!” and they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”

And then they’re like “Yo, this is fuckin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. its called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. Its called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and its real and it doesn’t matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the fuck! Yo this is gonna be fuckin’ dope!” So they made a record, and it was called take this to your grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like… Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from papa roach or something. And they were like, “yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take this to your grave. Fuckin’ record it.” And he did it, and he killed it. He was like,Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh! Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the shit! Killing these bitches! Wrapping it out!

“We should get signed, to Fueled by Ramen. ‘Cause these guys know what the fuck is going on.” And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin’ hard. We will sign you guys.” Pete was like ”Yo! We got this record that’s fuckin’ dope dude! It’s called Take This To Your Grave.“ Hey, its gonna be called From Under The Cork Tree, its gonna be fuckin’ huge. And then Patrick’s like “I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and its called… This is called Thanks for the Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, and Sugar We’re Going Down..” And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts.

Like one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! TEN TO ONE! From Under The Cork Tree sold like, four million records! Ten million records! Fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “That’s good!” Pete was like “Yo, fuck you! I can do whatever I want!” Joe was like “Yeah, it’s cool man, whatever… I don’t give a shit.” And then Andy was like “Eh… Cool!” And Pete was like "Makeup is fuckin’ great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that.I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.”

Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it’s not bad. It’s not a bad dick. Let’s be real.” Panic! At The Disco made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after Panic! And they were so pissed! They were like “Yo, fuck you guys!” They were like “Yo! Panic has the cover of Rolling Stone!?! Yo, fuck these dudes, were gonna go fucking miles above! We’re gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time, apparently. They were like “Oh, shit we got every continent.” And they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like “What the fuck!” oh you didn’t fuckin’ make the continent. It’s like, fuck you!

So From Under The Cork Tree happens, we fuckin’ have three, four years of awesomeness! Like people are cumming on themselves it’s so big! So Fall Out Boy was like, so Patrick’s like “Yo, we’re gonna name this record 'From Under The Cork Tree’ and From Infinity In High.” Pete was like “Yo, folie a deux means, the theatric of two.” Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break” meaning, Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break bro” and Patrick’s like, “Y need time for my music! Yeah!” And Joe’s like “Yo, I need time to find the fuckin’ art dude I gotta find some fuckin’ meau-metal.” And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some fuckin’ metal bands.”

And they were like, “Alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half. We gotta fuckin’ come back man. We gotta come back STRONG! We gotta make this shit legit. It’s gonna be fuckin dope. It’s gonna go fuckin sky high. We’re gonna make a fuckin’ record that sails the skies. We’re gonna call this record… Save Rock And Roll.” So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everyone’s like “What the fuck? You’re working with this guy who fuckin’ recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk!” Pete was like “Yo, were gonna end up on the tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots.” And that’s all. And that’s all that matters. And that’s how the fucking story goes.

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AHHHH SHAWN NO WAY

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CAN HE LIKE NOT

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its 1:45 in the am why am i laughing so hard

What if instead of abducting cows, aliens just picked cows up and got them over the fence to escape.

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Everyone Who Reblogs This Will Get A Pic Of Josh Dun In Their Inbox 🌈

Just doing this because I think everyone deserves a picture of Josh Dun in their Inbox because he’s so goddamn cute

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please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respect jenna and tyler please respe

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my friend gave me a pride flag today!

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my friend gave me a pride flag today!

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PRIDE!!

OMG im so excited im going to pride fest this weekend in my town and its my first one! i dont really have a specific sexuality-- ig straight but i just love people (except the rude mf at my school but that a different story) and im going with my friend and i cant wait bc its her first one and she's pans so i think it will be fun for her! YAY PRIDE HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL

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hi, why does Julian look like a muppet? okay bye

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Jesus said “come as you are” not “stay as you are”

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why do i just do this when i hear the song?

I cant believe i just made this

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here’s the josh gifs