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Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

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Uh oh 😋

JOSH HAVING A COUNTRY ACCENT IN THE NEW MOVIE IS GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY ME

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His ass is definitely watching the show in his own time.

mike what is your opinion on my little pony

mike sets the camera on the sink counter as he gets ready. he’s putting a shirt on, his hair slightly wet— it seems he just showered.

“abby used to be obsessed with my little pony. I remember when she was.. 8, about? she bought a bunch of those hair clip extensions for each character. she always wanted the rainbow dash one.” mike smiles.

“she’d always make me put on the twilight sparkle hair clip. abby said it’s because i worry a bunch— like twilight.”

“so.. i guess i have some pretty good memories of it.” he nods.

“i mean, i don’t watch the show in my own time, i just— it reminds me of abby.”

he nods with a soft smile, and turns off the camera.

(the video ends.)

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Drawing Mike Schmidt be like; “this looks NOTHING like Josh. My life is a lie. I’ve screwed up everything I’ve ever don-”

*Facial hair time*

“HOOOOLY SHIT IT’S JOSH HUTCHERSON! :D)”

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Australia…

I think abt josh's accent a lot cuz he's from kentucky (as a girl born in bumfuck alabama) and like, ik he's been in LA for like EVAAA but sometimes it SLIPS. like I DIE when he says "anyTHANG" or he's got that twang im gonna nut on the spot

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Gooood moorningg misterr fuuttermaaaaan

Good morning JFUTZ NATION! Say it back

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Me drawing: Why is this TAKING ME SO LONG?!? Why is this looking so SHIT?!? Why am I a fucking SHIDIOT?!?

(I just haven’t eaten yet.)

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Fireman Mike Fireman Mike Fire— *starts twitching*

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Chat. I feel like you guys don’t know how genuinely, actually and truly fucking insane I really am. So, for any of you lovely folks unaware, over on my Instagram @ notquitekr.is (DON’T forget the period) I am currently drawing a shot of the FNaF movie every day. Here is day one hundred and sixty two. (I thought you guys might like this one. ;-9)

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Want to give some very fictional men handjobs with my very real pretty new nails!

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Hello… Schmidt’s (?)

can you tell i gave up on mike’s hair? yeah

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I’m so sorry for this. I’m sure this is absolutely not your vision and I don’t even know if there’s any overlap between these fandoms but ALL I could think about the first hc was Mike with a Martin man bun. 😭😭

Like he has a picture like this and I KNOW he’s embarrassed.

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FNAF movie hcs. (The FNAF movie canon is my playground)

- Mike used to have long(? he calls it long but it was somewhat like the same length as Abby's hair? It ended at his neck area) hair before. But he gives himself a haircut : he's gotten quite good at that(that's why he has short hair in the movie and stuff)

- Mike saves his money so he can use them on Abby: better education, going to college(if she wants to), etc. That's why he does his own haircuts

- when it's 2005, and Shadow The Hedgehog (game) released, and all of the cutscenes happened for Shadow's story, Mike (who's 31 in 2005) related HEAVILY(ish) to him. / Abby even uses "Shadow" for Mike now(sometimes)

- Mike was born on June 3rd, 1974 (since he's 25 in 2000 at the start of the movie)

- (given hc. But nonetheless it's like..canon to me so 👍) Mike is autustic. The type of autistic that you can't really tell actually (he's very very good at masking). He goes nonverbal a lot, but is willing to talk with Abby(she's the talkative one to me)even if he does respond with some dry things(e.i: "okay", "so cool", etc).

- Mike ... Seems like the type of guy to enjoy sea animals. I think

*- When Mike gets his 50th birthday. It's Shadow themed :) (he's never been happy honestly) (this is also. A play on the whole age thing: Shadow is canonically 50, but. Eh) (Abby made the whole birthday Shadow themed. 👍)

- Vanessa. Once again, a given hc but nonetheless canon to me, she's autistic. And she very much self-soothes herself

- Vanessa.. she likes.. dogs. The huge ones methinks

- When Vanessa was introduced to the Sonic lore/games/books, she heavily related to Metal Sonic,,, but yk. She's learning and loving and healing: so she also sees herself in Sonic too

- Vanessa also goes nonverbal a lot! + She also regresses (to me. And I rlly do she would)

*- Vanessa's 33th birthday was Sonic themed. 👍

*- in her 30s(early & late), she acted more carefree. Free like she's never been free

- Abby introduced Vanessa & Mike to the Sonic games when they were out and had enough money to buy them(or just old style it: watch others play).

- Abby tbh would quote Snapcube' Sonic dubs.

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Chat it’s my birthday! Wahoo!

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HEY! HEY! I DID THE THING AGAIN BY THE WAY! HEY LOOK AT ME! What if you were Derek’s stylist and without saying anything just put him in an outfit he would love except it’s just a bit more feminine coded. Haha. What would happen… haha… writers… writerssss jingle jangle jingle hahaha.

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Derek Danforth if he slayed

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So yeah. I did it, by the way.

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Uh, my local mall? Yeah, Derek Danforth called. He wants his jammies back.