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Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos

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Jungkook: Aren't you like, 5'2? Jimin: I self-identify as tall

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Yoongi: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and isn’t fair. You shouldn’t have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities Jin: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor

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Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

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Jungkook: I need to dye my hair.

Namjoon: ...

Jungkook: Or get another tattoo.

Jimin: ...

Jungkook: Or a new piercing.

Yoongi: Why?

Jungkook: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Namjoon: alright everyone we will meet here in one hour, sync your watches.

Taehyung: mine doesn’t do that

Jimin: I don’t wear a watch

Jungkook: time is a construct

Namjoon: *breathes in heavily*

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Jin: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Jungkook: No.

Yoongi: I did not.

Taehyung: There was a lesson?

Jimin: I may have actually forgotten one.

Hoseok: Also no.

Jin: Oh good, neither did I.

Namjoon: *Exhausted sigh*

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Namjoon: Stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English.

Jin: It's confusing and you're annoying, you dramatic hipster.

Taehyung: I swear to the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I shall yeet thee across thy second dimension.

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*At a museum*

Jimin: Can we take a picture?

Namjoon, taking out his phone: Sure

Jungkook, grabbing a painting off the wall: Alright, run quick! Before they catch us!

Namjoon: Wait-

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Jin: I'm not a regular dad. I'm a cool dad.

Hoseok: Jin, you are not even a dad.

Jin: Grounded.

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Namjoon: Sometimes I think he’s okay

Namjoon:

Namjoon: Other times he chugs a bottle of Diet Coke, swallows an entire pack of Mentos and I have to watch him immediately throw up at my kitchen table

Jungkook: *still nauseous* It was for science

Namjoon: And what did you learn?

Jungkook: Not to do it

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Yoongi: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm.

Yoongi: Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Namjoon: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Jin: I think-

Yoongi: 72 hours

Hoseok: How do you kn-

Yoongi: There's a clown behind you.

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Jungkook: I can explain!

Hoseok: Can you?

Jungkook: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Jin: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Yoongi: I only like dark humour.

Jin, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Yoongi:

Jin: An IMPASTA!

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Interviewer: What would you like to say all those who've doubted you along the way?

Yoongi, in Korean: How does my entire ass taste

Namjoon, in English: He said he hopes BTS inspires others to believe in themselves