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[novelcain]

I have survived!

God can try to strike me down but I shall not fall!

[novelcain]

Welp looks like I'm gonna be outta commission for the next few days because my body has decided to betray me once more 🥲

[novelcain]

fucking finally

let us not allow the blatant slaughter of the Palestinian people to continue any longer

but let us also not forget that justice requires punishment

do not let the monsters responsible for this tragedy go unscathed

let them face the same fires they subjected upon innocent men, women, and children even if it is only in court

remember Isreal that you have already been found guilty in the court of the people

History will not forget what you have done.

[novelcain]

I may have gone overboard and written 2 thousand words instead of just 1 but hey! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I might finish writing ch 2 tomorrow honestly :D

and if that's the case then I'll be able to edit and maybe post in 2 days :DDD

[novelcain]

I'm thinking I can at least get through another thousand words on chapter 2 of When Worlds Collide. I've been kinda working on it while I was busy and I should be finished soon I just want so badly for the next couple chapters to be done already cause there's one part I really wanna get to 😫😫😭😭😭

[novelcain]

It sucks when things don't work out huh?

Oh well!

Now I can focus on things that actually matter like my fics!

At least they won't break my trust 🥲

[novelcain]

Oh my god I'm so hyped rn!

I just got an actual desk for the first time in three years! I just got it all put together and it's so nice to have an actual set up! I can feeeel the creative juices flowing! These next few weeks of writing are going to be ✨immaculate✨ just you guys wait!

[novelcain]

Despite how much I threaten to smack you, yes. Yes, I do. 😌🔪😇

@novelcain u know u love me 🥰

[novelcain]

Am genus 😏

i was telling @novelcain the hc ive seen a few ppl adopt of Aziraphale being Santa and Crowley being Krampus. You wanna know what it said?

It's the opposite.

Crowley is Santa cuz he thought it'd be funny to break into people's houses and leave shit instead of taking it. But it backfired and he ended up becoming legend.

And Aziraphale is Krampus cuz, while trying to "fix" Crowely's "misdeeds" he accidentally, somehow, took a kid as well. He returned the kid of course, but it spiraled into it's own legend regardless.

I am in love with my partner so much rn. They are very big brain.

[novelcain]

It's even worse when you take into account that we had literally jUST TALKED ABOUT THE STUPID SUCTION LIP CHALLENGE MESSING PEOPLE UP

My love. Genuinely.

Why are you like this?😀

I love you. Judging you for sure. But still love you.

I literally went

yall i just did the dumbest fucking thing...

i have one of those big pop it fidget toys right? well i was messing around with it and like. basically used it as a suction cup on my face. specifcially my chin. wasnt rlly paying attention to doing it. just autistic urge to do whatever as i was strolling thru tiktok.

i go into the bathroom awhile later, look in the mirror, and what do i see? two dark lines on my chin. i thought it was ink or smth. maybe i was messing with my pen and didnt realize--NOPE

FIDGET TOY HICKEY.

yall it looks like i got beat up with a RULER. christmas is 5 days away and it looks like a vampire with hella blunt teeth tried to kiss me, tripped, and their fangs scrapped down my chin.

i am in awe of my stupidity rn. like i know im dumb but COME ON 😭

[novelcain]

there's honestly nothing like unexpectedly receiving early christmas presents to make you feel better about the author type shit happening in your life :D

[novelcain]

Been thinkin about it and I think I might split this next chapter of When Worlds Collide in two since if I do it all in one go it's gonna take a lot longer. I dunno, we shall see 🤔

[novelcain]

lmaooo

this was supposed to be a one-shot but now i'm thinking of like three possibly four parts in total and each long af

oops didn't realize i accidentally saved this to my drafts instead of posting but it honestly is lookin like each part is gonna be around 30k 😬

just when i think i cant get worse, @novelcain goes and tells me another new and eviler idea for their fic. it says it with a smile on their face and a "ooo i have an idea hehe." literally making me go insane over the most horrendous /pos ideas that only the biggest of brains come up with

whats it like to be married to an evil genius? well, in this essay i will—

[novelcain]

DEAL 🤩🤩🤩🤩

heres a convo i just had with my spouse

me: *after eating too much mac and cheese* ouughh... i regret

@novelcain: did you eat all of it??

me: no. god no. if i did id be dead. or id have become the mac and cheese

novel: pftt-WAIT NO. then ill have to eat you!

me:

me: NO???

novel: yes!!

me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUD HAVE TO EAT ME

novel: what else am i supposed to do??

me: BURY ME????

novel: NO! DO YOU WANT THE WORMS TO EAT YOU??

me: ILL GIVE BACK TO THE ENVIRONMENT. just plant a tree on me. ill become a mac and cheese tree

--- like thirty seconds later ---

novel: so you wouldnt eat me?

me: no!

novel: what would you do with me then?

me: *thinks*

me: id put you in the freezer and keep you there

novel: ooooh

me: WAIT. no, id put you in resin. keep you that way

novel: thats smart

me: i know

--- 5 minutes later, while im writing this post ---

me: why does the lid smell weird :((

novel: its matching ur vibes

me: AH?? what does that mean?!

novel: ur the one that thought u were gonna turn into mac and cheese

[novelcain]

gonna finally stop being lazy and change the title of my fic 🙃

[novelcain]

gonna finally stop being lazy and change the title of my fic 🙃

[novelcain]

kekeke

i can't help that i must give everything i do my absolute best performance

and i am nothing if not an entertainer~

if i'm going to be evil i have to be evil 😈

for the sake of staying true to character ofc 😌

just when i think i cant get worse, @novelcain goes and tells me another new and eviler idea for their fic. it says it with a smile on their face and a "ooo i have an idea hehe." literally making me go insane over the most horrendous /pos ideas that only the biggest of brains come up with

whats it like to be married to an evil genius? well, in this essay i will—