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cross stitching is great if you wanna pretend to be a human dot matrix printer
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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#2 egg omelette is as much as i can handle#technically my spätzle needs 8 eggs but its not i eat the whole batch.... but maybe......
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#iirc its a gilded art print#its the Golden Caravan by cy-lindric#theyre on tumblr! look em up!#i really dont order much online
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ok so in middle school, rat kings were one of my favorite animals bc they're awesome and gross and nobody APPRECIATES THEM! i hope I captured the joy a rat king must feel knowing that despite being (almost) universally disliked, its still the coolest thing ever. yay!
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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still reeling from this gem

literally screaming.
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nobody lures you into the fog anymore
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CRISS CANNING, Green Chrysanthemum, 2016
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Mmmmm buildings
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look at me actually scanning a painting for once....
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TASKMASTER 19.05 • Maybe We're the Monsters
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