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powerade chicken

This is from r/StupidFood btw

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HUUUUGE respect to people updating and improving Wiktionary, Wikipedia and other Wiki-stuff I don't know about
I'm learning Greek and I recently started to pack everything I learned into a document on my PC because it is becoming harder to manage everything in one document on my phone, and also because I am starting to use more and more different sources other than duolingo. Wiktionary is ULTRA useful, because i can easily find all declensions of a word and generally find what it means
and also it is pretty cool that i can paste a million words into different lines at once in google sheets yay i dont need to put them all one by one
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While Ashley commits felony
Ashleigh commits pheloneigh
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We are at a bar, talking nicely. But then I suddenly say something incredibly stupid or dumb, and before you could correct me or laugh it off i say
- Failed experiment
...and walk away
You then proceed to think about this for the rest of the day, wondering if there was a hidden camera somewhere
If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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This little candy
I can't eat it
If i eat it, i won't be able to breathe properly for and entire day
I want it
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I got a message from spam bot
I'm popular now yay
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Why did discord activities start sending me messages with text like "Don't forget to play this activity today! Blah blah blah"
You just a game in a messaging app
I'm going to unsubscribe now, peasant
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I love using google to find a method for finding circumcision centre of a triangle 💖✨
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What do you mean Greek for "to use" is "Χρησιμοποιώ"? Do you really need to say "Χρησιμοποιώ αυτό" every time you want to say "I use this"???
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I just realised that I recently hyperfixated on one chess project for like 5-6 days straight
And i mean hyperfixated because that was only thing i had done on my pc beside watching videos (basically procrastinating)
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