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cec questions any version of themselves that is a bottom. like they can bottom but versions of themselves that exclusively bottom??? what the fuck. especially if it's with a r/ick. so they meet this human version of them and they're like, what the actual fuck. this me is a stripper AND they're exclusively bottoming for a r/ick. for money. they pop into that dimension like, "dude i know you need the cash and all but here's a pro tip: RIDE HIM. he loves that." and they walk right back into the portal

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For @mysticairghuleh 😎

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sometimes aliens kidnap you to lay eggs, some of ‘em let you take eggs home to grow and lay yourself

and of course you can guess what kinda deal rick has with these aliens

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I finally  drew D99 👀👌

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Me a year ago: Ew that guy is like 10 years older than me it would be so weird if I dated him Me now: You know what would be great? Getting double teamed by alternate versions of the same 70 year old man

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Rick’s probably the type that’d take you to sleazy motels

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rick :3

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im not sorry

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a shirtless rick handcuffed to a bed with his arms above his head with a nervous expression on his face

Forgot about “nervous” lol

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this man needs a handjob

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HE'D BE INTO BEING PRAISED. LOOK AT THIS.... cec calling him a good boy, telling him he is the best all while slow riding him sksjjfndnfnndns

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i heard that you might wanna dom Rick.

okay.

splash of mommy kink - just enough to satisfy, not too much to drive anyone away.

Keep reading

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what a good Mystery Man

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he might be the dominant type but he's known cec for a long time and they are not a sub and he's definitely okay with that

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I'd do anything for Mark Hoffman to dominate me and quietly whisper in my ear, "Right now, you're feeling helpless."