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A Friday outing! My, my!

Don't do anything I wouldn't! Have fun, you crazy kids!

Hello, Doctor! Fancy bumping into you here. Who would have thought? You look as ferocious as always, heh!

Since I'm already in the midst of writing, I have a proposition for you, Doctor Beatrice von Hedd! I was thinking, since you got a knack for poaching and I got a vermin problem (and enough gizmos to choke a herd of elephants), how about making it an exciting outing into the treacherous heart of the jungle? I'm positive the both of us could learn a thing or two about... hunting.

What do you say - you, me, and all the weaponry my drones can carry?

Darling, you had me at "ferocious", and it just got better from there. I can't wait to see what you can teach me, Doctor.

This Friday, twelve o'clock, outside my manor. Don't be late, I'm looking forward to this!

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Do you think that afther the "Beast mode" your Friends are more scared of you?

I think they should feel just as threatened now as they did before that whole whoopsie!

Which is to say: not at all!

I am very well behaved. :o)

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Always, my dear Beatrice. 💛

Twice the fingers, twice the itch.

What was your upbringing like?

Very normal. But I was only allowed to join the hunting parties once I turned five! Other children my age had been hunting for years at that point. I guess that's something that I've always tried to make up for. But I don't dwell much on the past. I will say that I'm doing much better than all of them at this point. I guess my parents spared me the humiliation of being too small and falling off the horses.

Speaking of my parent, I had a cordial relationship with them and my brother. Their untimely demise was very tragic, or at least that's how the press described it. If I'm honest I didn't notice much of a difference.

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I think your parents were right to build some desire in you before they had you join! Like having the hound pull at the leash before letting it loose.

What was your upbringing like?

Very normal. But I was only allowed to join the hunting parties once I turned five! Other children my age had been hunting for years at that point. I guess that's something that I've always tried to make up for. But I don't dwell much on the past. I will say that I'm doing much better than all of them at this point. I guess my parents spared me the humiliation of being too small and falling off the horses.

Speaking of my parent, I had a cordial relationship with them and my brother. Their untimely demise was very tragic, or at least that's how the press described it. If I'm honest I didn't notice much of a difference.

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Hello, Jacob! I’m sorry to bother you, but I know you’re very skilled at treasure hunting. While I was on a walk recently, I seem to have lost my wallet. If you manage to find it, could you return it to me? Thank you!

-N. Code

I am very flattered and excited that you would think of me, Nour! My door is always open for you. No bother at all!

Nothing excites me more than a scavenger hunt! Those pockets of yours are secure, too! It is such luck that it fell out!

I hope Bibi avoided suspicion this time around. She has talent, you know. Real talent. I do babysitting as well, by the by.

🍌🍌🍌🍌

Update: I have aquired your wallet! The pictures you have stored inside are very heartwarming. I also ironed your dollar bill. It was wrinkly!

Warm hugs to you!

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What About the room that Little Gremlin like Person give It to you? Did you still visita some time?

I really enjoyed it! But I must inform you that after a little "mutation whoopsie" I seem to have turned into a large beast and flipped the whole thing into a mess!

Humphrey cleaned it all up, I am sure. It was a pleasant place to nap!

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Hello, doctor! I have returned the figurine (now that I do not need it anymore), the nice rope and your little friend to the bunker.

Would you believe it? He does come back from the dead! That is so interesting. You two must have such fun together.

I must say, I thought you would be quicker to come looking for the figurine. But it has been a busy couple of days hasn't it? I am so glad everything worked out and you brought him along.

Hugs!

COLLAB!!!!!!!!!!! With @dr-narcissa-igma (again). >:) Give it a freaking PEEP.

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How about a mine field! You could scatter them around its den, and let the tides of time and happy accidents do the rest!

I sometimes cannot help but have a little laugh in anticipation! Always thinking about the payoff from those little mines! The ones I remember putting out anyhow.

Hugs!

"hello my peons and revolting Fans. i was wondering if people drop me some ideas to git rid of my local rodent problem...yes it for bandicoots."

"i don't like say it but im on a dry spell before upcoming holidays."

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Hey changuito, what's the least crowded place you know? I need a recharge and I have two rodent babies to feed, my mask dull on me at a bad moment and my cans of food are either going bad or are already rotten

-Nelly P. Cortex

Hola mi buena amiga! I very much enjoy the name "changuito"! If I were to give you a nickname it would be Lady Burlap. We will see what sticks!

The least crowded place depends on what crowd you want to avoid. There are the temples, but they are full of skeletons and snakes. That would be problematic if you plan on keeping the rodents for yourself. What kind of rodent are they? Are they a pair? What size? Color?

You could always hang out in my old cave! I made a nest there after a little oopsie of mine. I will show you the way, my good pal! You can admire the cave paintings. There should be some food lying around! I remember seeing some boxes of cereal and I could always toss you a couple of coconuts!

What are you planing to make out of your animals?

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Sketched an idea for how Odious' house would look since I haven't before.

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Full video here!

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Sounds to me like they just initiated a fun game for the two of you to play!

See what else you can introduce them to and make note of their reactions. Soon enough you will have an extensive catalogue of the intricacies of their mind!

That is when my favorite part comes into play.

Prediction!

Give yourself points for all the behaviors you can predict. Get very specific.

Happy hunting, ‘Dido!

Hello, lemondrops! This time I'm in need of advice.

Once, I sent someone I like a meme that made me think of them. They didn't answer, but that's fine. But later... I saw that they had posted the same meme on their blog, taking the time to write in the tags that they had found the meme themselves.

Does this mean he likes me? What should I do? Thank you! :)

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I think it was very straightforward, Odie!

If anyone needs anything from me, don't ask me for it because I am going to be napping for three days straight and if anyone wakes me up I will not be happy with you. Goodbye.

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It was an all-out sale! We were going under!

Good times!

where did you find your henchman Jacob?

I bought my cute little monkey from a traveling circus. One of the best purchases I've made, I must admit.

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I remember peeling it! Definitely alien. Their offspring starts as tadpoles, can you believe it?

I would issue a guess they are more amphibian than reptilian- but you were close, Bea!

Dr. beatrice tell us, what do you know of Nancy's "husband's" species, as an ethologist & minor zoologist you must know more. See Nancy's husband recently shed skin...

My, this is an old one. Nancy... Oh, that music teacher? Hm. I wonder if she's still around. And her husband... I have no idea what his name was. I hope you don't expect me to remember this. He was supposed to be some sort of alien, wasn't he? So as to why he shed skin, perhaps he was a reptile. I never got to make his aquaintance.

It was pleasant to be addressed as "Doctor" for once, though. If you're still out there, anonymous sender, you are welcome to write again.

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I can count to 21! On all my fingers and my tail.

exactly how rich are you?

That's not really a polite question to ask a lady, is it? Like asking about age. What you see is what you get, darling. No need to get so specific.

Either way, I would grow bored before I can type all of the zeros out, and it'll spare you the trouble of googling what kind of "-illion" it is.

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Do you ever get tired? I swear, it's like you constantly have energy to burn at all hours...

The trick is a steady, rich diet, rigorous routine and exercise!

I have a bed time!