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happy Thursday the 20th

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“I stopped sending paragraphs, stopped begging, stopped telling people how to treat me, and started walking away, blocking, and distancing myself. Life may be lonely, but it’s becoming peaceful.”

— Unknown

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murderers are so embarrassing like how does a grown ass adult have so much free time on their hands that theyre out killing and attacking people…. dont you have like a job or something 😕 idk just like pick a cuter hobby

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

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sex pollen is OUT, honesty pollen is IN. Expose your characters to alien chemicals that make them actually talk to each other

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You feel mortified, but at least you made Lady Dimitrescu chuckle 😳 She escorts you back to your room, and she holds your hand too since you want it THAT bad 

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dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

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so weird to think that for millions of years animals were just ripping each others’ throats out and copulating without eye contact

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“You knew that the Countess preferred to stalk her prey, sometimes for months. But still, the moment her tall form reared up behind you like a tidal wave made of darkness, you felt as if you had never given a thought to what would happen if she decided her patience was now at an end.”

It has been an absolute pleasure doing this commission for the lovely @soulofacircus. 😘 I hope you enjoy the artwork as much as Lady D seems to enjoy the taste of your blood! 👌😌

Just a really smol announcement: I’m currently working on a little something for pride month. It won’t be done this week but I WILL definitely get it ready and done for the next. So stay tuned, drink a lot of water (it warm out!) and love yourselves! 💕

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oxford comma baby i’m so sorry they said that about you i do give a fuck about you

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I just want y’all to know, the professional videography team that was hired to film your graduations are more than likely talking about you over our comms if y’all act stupid. We also talk about how good the speech’s/band/choir are. After 2 weeks of 4 graduations a day for 14 hours straight we’ve complied a list of which schools are the best and worst.

1. On the list of the worst schools? Probably the school that knocked over our 1k$ speaker over the railing and onto the ramp because the teacher thought they could go around the small space between the table & the stage instead of the very open and clear pathway.

Then they tried to blame us.

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that’s fair. it’s funny tho because a lot of people I know/have talked to about this have come to the unanimous decision that a baby we’ve only known for like...9 months? A year? Wouldn’t be worth the shit Ethan went through.

I would have seen my wife get shot up, woke up surrounded by dead agents and just been like “damn that’s crazy...Anyway, where’s the airport I’m headed to Cuba.”

I can make a new baby. I cannot make a new hand....but Ethan can & that’s probably why he went after her 😂

can we just take a second to talk about how DUMB Ethan is??? Like SPOILERS AHEAD but when he walking through the village he walks into a house with food thrown everywhere and a couch torn in half and blood EVERYWHERE and this man’s first thought is to say “Maybe they’re out” like YEAH OUT THIS LIFE STUPID HEADASS. Like damn my dumb bitch hours are 24/7 but he’s on a whole other level. Anyway that’s it.

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hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

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